dotmistbird

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why u are the gayab the all the time the

Pardon me but you see i am busy being sinister and plotting

[dotmistbird]

*slaps on a swimming cap and dives into the fog again*

[dotmistbird]

[dotmistbird]

B̸̩̬́́ȅ̸͕͔̠̱̾͝č̴̗̫̤̽̍͝ǎ̴̜̹̆u̴͔̿ͅͅͅs̸̬͙͚̩͐e̵̦͗̇͝ ̷̹́͆̀̾ÿ̶̼̐̅͌ǫ̸̪̆̃̀û̸̼̯͇̳̐́ ̶̩͈̊̂̊a̵͓̮͌̚ř̴̨̌ẻ̴̘͋̆̈́ ̵̆ͅf̵͚͔͔̅́̚r̸̙̤̲̭̂̔i̵̡̠̺͒ḙ̵̯̉n̴̜̝̺͉͊͛d̴̺̈́̀.̵͍̣͍̞̎̈́́̚.̴̼̱̤͈͗̄̄̕.̵̩̞̬̊̍

*slides a rusty old compass into the vents*

*shows hands where you can see them through the vent grate*

Signs

Why do you give me stuff?

[dotmistbird]

Meri bhi nai behen 🫂

bilkul nai hai😔

[dotmistbird]

Does kishmish even have a purpose or does it solely exist to ruin a dish

[dotmistbird]

NAMASTEEEE JIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!! WELCOME BACKKKKK

Namashkar saheli, yes I am back

[dotmistbird]

The average Desi experience when you realise you are neurodivergent but your family refuses any psychiatrist or investing in sensory tools or changing their routine (because autism isn't real they lived in a gareeb house with their 20 siblings in a single room) so you're stuck there everyday on the brink of a breakdown but can't actually breakdown because then you'll be screamed at for being an ungrateful brat (while your younger sibling throws a tantrum over not wanting to do his homework and they let him)

[dotmistbird]

*Confused chudail noises but keeps haunting you anyways*

YOURE BACK HELLO

Yes I am back (where is the meme dukhi)

[dotmistbird]

*Starts haunting you until you find the meme*

YOURE BACK HELLO

Yes I am back (where is the meme dukhi)

[dotmistbird]

YOURE BACK HELLO

Yes I am back (where is the meme dukhi)

[dotmistbird]

*Emerges from the fog, eating a kulfi.*

[dotmistbird]

*Disappears into the fog*

[dotmistbird]

Me neither, all I know is people hit each other’s balls with a bat

RCB YE KYA HAI??????????? DIMAG KA DAHI KYU KAR RAHE HO BC

[dotmistbird]

I never thought of the day I’d see turmeric x shirt but it’s canon

in loving memory of my favorite shirt

[dotmistbird]

The most intense Ludo moment (I’m the red one)

[dotmistbird]

AAAH i was gonna send meme but the photo thingy is off on asks anyway

HAIIII

Hello 👁️👁️👄👁️👁️

I didn’t check my settings but it should let you send the meme now

Show me the meme