dovahrodah

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Stop making everything a subscription.

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Exactly right, hypocrisy is gender neutral.

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"AND I REFUSE!!!" Is the last thing most of the witch hunters heard.

"Are you praying to demons for help to escape the fire, witch?" "No, I’m asking my angel patron to put down the sword."

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I might as well use my powers for good! *Starts preparing for the apocalipse*

All your preparations are always for nothing. You prep for a test, it's canceled the next day. You make lunch, everyone's already eaten. You dress for a night out, the club's closed that day. You hire a private investigator to find out why.

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"No" just doesn't feel enough here, with how much she seems to dislike them, it looks like she wants to send them a bronze statuette of her right hand raising a middle finger everytime they ask.

LOLOLOL

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I can just imagine Daffy grabbing the ring and yelling "It's mine! It's mine! All mine! I'm rich!"

Meanwhile the ring is sitting there, confused as hell, because it hasn't even had the chance to try and corrupt this new bearer.

Bugs Bunny could have simply walked into Mordor. He would have shown up at the gates of Mordor in a disguise and been like "Evil volcano inspection unit" and flashed a fake ID badge to the confused orc.

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Worth a chance.

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I feel like we'd just traumatize the wolves when they see the striped carcass of their prey get up and leave.

did you guys see the anti-predation discourse on twitter

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It's a highly competitive field, but we maintain superiority.

Hey has tumblr heard about the Chase “Infinite Money glitch” debacle from tiktok yet because

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Could use some luck, and some nanas.

Two years?! I’m in!

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Is that fiestaware?

found on pinterest

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Alduin, looking at the horizon as the Dragonborn aproches.

good news, ive discovered that the maximum dick size in skyrim as per racemenu sliders is somewhere around the distance between riften and solitude, plus a few more hundred or so miles. give or take a little bit for going well beyond the draw distance

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That has to be some excellent camouflage.

A snake in Thailand spent enough time sitting still in the water to grow moss and turn into a dragon, apparently.

More video at the source account!

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Two out of three is not bad.

wheel of prophecy 2023

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"ao3 should have an algorithm" ao3 should continue only giving me exactly what I ask for which happens because I know how to use the search, sort, and filter functions

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Dont give the IRS ideas. They'l tax you to death and put a tax on your grave.

This has to be the dumbest thing anyone has said about the mask requirement getting thrown out

Scariest part is that this woman holds elected office

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I dont know who programed that bot but i realy want to see the code.

I can’t believe i’m getting called out by a bot