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reylo was probably THE worst thing to happen to star wars. just had to drool over a genocidal 6 and help encourage the derailing of an entire trilogy. no luke skywalker shouldn’t have killed him bc it would have gone against his morals but he should have phoned a friend

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you know what’s crazy. you can do just about anything

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hate being called 'sir' in a gendered way (idk why it makes my skin crawl) but several of my coworkers always tack it onto the end of things "can you do this?" "yes sir!"

obviously not in a mean way but I finally told them to Please Stop Calling Me That and they mostly did except this one girl who couldn't seem to stop it (southern [not derogatory]) so instead of not calling me anything she just asked if she could call me ma'am instead

it has now spread so I have several 18-22 year olds calling me ma'am on a regular basis as customers side eye me, trying to guess if they should be as well

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People don’t understand the concept of liking two characters’ relationship in multiple contexts. They can be lovers in one setting and just friends in another, their dynamic doesn’t have to be consistent in every piece of art I make.

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hey sorry for getting really pissy at you earlier because I could hear you chewing. see I have a condition called [remembers pathologizing my behavior is unhelpful] it's actually because I hate you, specifically,

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what if i disrupted your life by using my hands. what then.

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Haha what the fuck is up with arcane

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why is greg turkington serving egg in early seasons of on cinema. that little not quite bob she has going on.... my husband is showing me this for the first time and i keep referring to greg as "her." what is going on with this diva

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they should invent a grief that doesn’t define you in new and strange ways for the rest of your life

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the commodification of friendship is the most annoying thing to come out of the internet in ages. like actually i love to break this to you but you're supposed to help your friends move even if it's hard work. or stay up with them when they're sad even if you're gonna lose sleep. you're supposed to listen to their fears and sorrows even if it means your own mind takes on a little bit of that weight. that's how you know that you care. they will drive you to the airport and then you will make them soup when they're sick. you're supposed to make small sacrifices for them and they are supposed to do that for you. and there's actually gonna be rough patches for both of you where the balance will be uneven and you will still be friends and it will not be unhealthy and they will not be abusive. life is not meant to be an endless prioritization of our own comfort if it was we would literally never get anywhere ever. jesus.

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girl WHAT

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Daniel Arthur

Pizza Boy II

oil on panel

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ⓘ You can Bite your Friends.

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the "canon isn't real we make our own rules" to "i am begging you people to revisit the source material" pipeline

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good bones by maggie smith saturday . give it up for good bones by maggie smith saturday