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Beautiful Creatures characters zodiac signs

This is for me since no one follows this account and it’s abandoned 🤠

Ethan Wate: Aquarius sun, Gemini moon, Virgo rising

Lena Ducain: Sagittarius sun, Capricorn moon, Pisces rising

Ridley Ducain: Sagittarius sun, Virgo moon, Virgo rising

Amma: Leo sun, Taurus moon, Scorpio rising

Emily Asher: Leo sun, Libra moon, Virgo rising

Link: Sagittarius sun, Sagittarius moon, Virgo rising

Mrs Lincoln: Virgo sun, Aries moon, Capricorn rising

Seraphine: Gemini sun, Scorpio moon, Taurus rising

Savannah Snow: Scorpio sun, Leo moon, Libra rising

Maken Ravenwood: Capricorn sun, Cancer moon, Leo rising

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PJO/HOO theories

Percy is 100% bisexual I mean he had such a crush on Luke and lmao he’s the definition of bi

Piper is bisexual too. She hasn’t told anyone outright because she doesn’t give a shit

Annabeth is bicurious. She finds the whole sexuality thing amusing.

Leo is probably pansexual tbh. He likes everyone

All of the couples don’t stick together. DON’T HATE ME but they’re young teens, most of them won’t stay in one relationship for the rest of their lives

Percy has a fling with Apollo. Lmao idk I’ve always thought it would happen

Sally goes back to college to get her degree. I don’t remember if this happens in the books but if not it would definitely happen

They have some sort of Memorial Day for everyone who died during the whole ordeals. I mean so many people died it’s only right

Grover reconnects with Percy

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Me:I want to write today

Brain: What if every sentence you wrote turned into a jumbled mess and also you became distracted by the feeling of keys under your fingers, so you just started typing nonsense for repeated stimulation.

Me: Okay, but consider: Why

Brain: click clack the keys go smick smack. Sserp.

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it’s pretty and relevant so here y’all are if you’re like me

PEOPLE WITH DYSLEXIA AREN’T STUPID!

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Shit ppl don’t get about Dyslexia

What Dyslexia does mean:

Memory problems

Reading comprehension can be difficult

Difficulty articulating ideas/points

Words can move around (on a page or in the head)

Slower writing

Short attention span

Can effect every-day things like paying for food and talking to friends

Can be a genuinely life effecting disorder

What Dyslexia doesn’t mean:

You’re just bad at spelling

They must be bad at English

That person is dumb

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My list of celebrities who I think are secretly witches

• Stevie Nicks

• Harry Styles

• Marina Lambrini Diamandis

Stay tuned for updates 🌽

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the signs as text message memes

Source.

ARIES:

TAURUS:

GEMINI:

CANCER:

LEO:

VIRGO:

LIBRA:

SCORPIO:

SAGITTARIUS:

CAPRICORN:

AQUARIUS:

PISCES:

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Dragons

Okay I just realised I haven’t posted in so long and there are reasons for that but I’m gonna save y’all from my sob story and give you some zodiac dragons instead:

Aries: Red and fiery - the typical dragon. Very handsome. Cannot be tamed but randomly selects humans it likes and protects them

Taurus: Extremely old - natural colours. Sleeps for aeons and when it awakens the earth rumbles. Nurturing but authoritative and stubborn. Mistrusts all humans

Gemini: Very fast. Changes it’s colour when it wants to and depending on its mood. A trickster dragon, the ones that steal princesses just for fun. Probably not the longest life span

Cancer: Loner dragons - probably coral or shell coloured. Lives by a lake and protects the villagers nearby. Has few friends but will sometimes visit Taurus dragon

Leo: Bold coloured dragons - usually yellow, orange or red. Has the largest hoard in the biggest cave around. Sporadically flies around spraying villages with fire to let them know they’re there. Likes the sun

Virgo: Green dragons of the earth. Friends of all nature and mistrusting of humans until they prove themselves. Can spend centuries alone

Libra: Sky blue or pale pink dragons. Benevolent. Constantly flying to find someone or something in need of help. Playful and beautiful

Scorpio: Dark colours. Lives beyond the twilight zone of the sea and only comes out in the apocalypse. Endless patience with an explosive temper

Sagittarius: Travels in flocks with other dragons. Nomads - are rarely seen in the same place more than once. Can be an array of colours. Are mischievous but if you help them they have your back until the end of time

Capricorn: Grey - blend into the mountainous rocks they live on. Can stay dormant for centuries. Wise beyond their years and helpful, if you can get these untrusting dragons to trust you

Aquarius: A dragon of the stars and galaxies. Black/dark grey mottled shell with a rainbow of ethereal lights shining through the holes in its hide. Benevelont and humanistic, but as cold as ice if you cross them. Can be alone or in packs and have an infectious sense of humour

Pisces: Dreamy dragons of the sky and sea. Friendly but sensitive, and often have an unpredictable temper. Best friends with the Capricorn dragon and spends most of it’s time in lakes hunting fish

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My baby dragons <3

Dragon Bones by artist Stefan Koidl.

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Right you know when you love a song and sing it all the time but you don’t agree with it so there’s that pit of shame inside of you like Stcik to the Status Quo from HSM is like my life but it’s everything I stand against and i’m sO CONFLICTED

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Lmao okay sorry guys I got a lil drunk last night

Okay GIUYS YOU JUST LISTEN TO ME

You are all cute little baby dragons !!!!!!!!!!!!!

You are! Now!

Goofnihht little dragon friend

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Okay GIUYS YOU JUST LISTEN TO ME

You are all cute little baby dragons !!!!!!!!!!!!!

You are! Now!

Goofnihht little dragon friend

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Revolt

I refuse to stand by while my brothers and sisters are being massacred in a place they should feel safe. I refuse to stand by while more and more of my generation are killing themselves because of their gender, sexuality, etc. I refuse to stand by and watch as those before me ruin the only planet we have. Stand with me against all who would rather have their guns than safe places for children to learn. I was born in a time where shootings are commonplace. I never knew a world where we had the twin towers. I never experienced the civil rights movement of the sixties or the suffragettes of the 1900s, but that doesn’t mean I don’t understand them. I know that by working together we can change the world. We can do this. We are a generation of revolutionaries. We were born in chaos and flames. We were raised in a world unequal and dying, but like a phoenix we will rise from the ashes. We will make this a better place for all who live here. We are gay and ethnically diverse and amazing and we will not take this any longer. We are Gen Z, the Chaos Dwellers, the iGen. We are more than they could have ever planned for. We will make the revolutionaries before us quake in fear of our power. We will change the world with our nihilistic POV and we will be in the history books for bringing down the capitalist regime that is America. I am so proud of all we’ve done and excited for all we will do.

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Taurus (left) and Aquarius (right) Best Friends.

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Top tip

Stop saying sorry, say cool instead

For example

“Sorry, I broke your laptop” ✖️

“Cool, I broke your laptop” ✔️

“YOU KILLED MY SISTER!1!!!!1” “I’m sorry” ✖️

“YOU KILLED MY SISTEE!1!!!!1” “I’m cool 😎” ✔️✔️✔️

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The signs as WTNV proverbs

Aries: “There’s a difference between your, you’re, and yarn. Yarn isn’t even pronounced the same way. It’s a completely different word.”

Taurus: “Knock, knock. Who’s there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn’t say your mother’s in the hospital? I’m sorry. I’m so sorry. Is there anything I can do? Listen, I’ll drive you over there. We’ll leave right now. Grab a coat, it’s a little cold out. I’m so sorry.”

Cancer: “You won’t sleep when you’re dead, either.”

Leo: “At your smallest components, you are indistinguishable from a forest fire.”

Virgo: “You can’t get blood from a turnip. Listen you need some blood? I can totally get you some blood. Set that turnip down and follow me to the blood. There’s a lot of blood.”

Sagittarius: “Ignore all the haters telling you that everything isn’t a sandwich. Everything is a sandwich.”

Aquarius: “Feeling lost? Like you have no goal in life? Like you’re covered in dirt and wet leaves? Like you’re an earthworm? Are you an earthworm? Kinda sounds like you’re an earthworm, actually.“

Capricorn: “Soccer is also commonly known as football, Canadian baseball, American football, violent jogging, and World War II.”

Gemini: “Everything that happens, happens for a reason. Except ostriches. What the hell, man?

Libra:  “Please keep all arms and legs inside the car at all times. Also, you are under arrest. Why is your car full of limbs? Whose are these?”

Pisces:  “Listen, I’m not a hero. The real heroes are the people that point out to us when protesters have smart phones, thus invalidating all concerns.”

Scorpio: “Thank you for your interest in a life free of pain. We are not accepting applications at this time. Please try again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again…”

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My dash is pretty empty and I need more people to follow so reblog if

You can also hear the consistent, B-flat humming of the moon every night and you understand what it’s trying to convey.

You met an angel in the parking lot of Burger King who gave you a soda and a meaningful look before dissolving into flames.

You have distinct memories of watching The Video on the internet that you can determine, through the shared experiences of other, undoubtedly existed, yet not even a mention of it can be found anymore.

Bill Murray has appeared in your house, took all of the legs off of your chairs without saying a word or breaking eye contact, and left. You’re not sure how he got in or out. All of your doors were locked.

You have reached the edges of the Program where you could see the earth dissolve into pixels and strings of binary, momentarily before They re-calibrated it and a simple street materialized in front of you.

You lie awake at night unable to sleep because your mind is full, wondering what horrors might exist in the vast jaws of space that your mind has not evolved to comprehending yet.

Poppy has c

You heard a conversation occurring in your house knowing you were the only person home. When you investigate your animals lock eyes with you, sitting still and scared like wide eyed statues until you leave.

You haven’t found the heart to tell your mother that her boyfriend of 4 years is really just a sack of potatoes in a child sized tuxedo. She is happy for the first time in years, you think you will just keep it to yourself.

No one believes you about the small red cow that seems to live on your nightstand. The cow mocks you about this fact. That is the only thing the cow does. The nightstand emits a loud noise when you attempt to remove it.

Wherever you go you always here the faintest loop of 99 Red Balloons by Nena that seems to play in the distance. It never sounds any closer or farther, though some days it is in German.

Anyway this is all I can think of for now lol. If anything here applies to you I’ll probably give you a follow.