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DID SOMEONE EVER DO THIS PLEASE

So what if there was a Hogwarts yearbook and they’re voting for people ‘most likely’.

And Ron’s like, 'Malfoy’s most likely to rat someone out,’ and suddenly all these Slytherins pipe up saying that’s bullshit and Pansy’s like, 'He never told anyone I was the one who was writing essays for galleons in second year.’

Then Goyle says, 'He took the blame for most of my ruined potions.’

Blaise glares at Ron when he says, 'Draco realised I was gay in third year and waited three years until I was okay to tell him myself.’

And Malfoy is just sitting there, trying and not quite managing to pull off his usual arrogant sneer and his cheeks are faintly pink.

And Harry’s looking at him, just looking and thinking about that time at Malfoy Manor. And thinking about how Malfoy clearly protects the people he cares about.

And Malfoy won’t meet his eyes and somehow Harry knows they’re both remembering that night.

And Harry’s looking at him, thinking that maybe he didn’t quite know Malfoy as well as he thought he did.

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my ao3 account, I have like 11 ongoing works rn! But I'm also taking requests

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Hey!

So, I was DrarryPsycho/EreriPsycho on Wattpad and then I deleted my account after being embarrassed. So...I recently got back into writing, but on ao3 this time. Stop by and even check out my fic request form on my Twitter: fluidzuko.

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It's my 6 year anniversary on Tumblr 🥳

HOLY CRAP I FORGOT THIS EXISTED

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King James I: *builds secret tunnel connecting his room to the room of a man he calls his husband*

Historians: it’s very hard to tell what kind of relationship they would have had, let’s not look at this through a 21st century lens

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Draco: Potter, glad I caught you. I hope there are no hard feelings with me catching the snitch today.

Harry: Well, actually-

Draco: Now hold on just a minute. The Wronski Feint is a totally legal move and you have no right to-

Harry: I know that.

Draco: Then what do you have hard feelings about?

Harry: You.

Draco: What?

Harry: You. In your tight quidditch gear. On a broom. Flying impeccably.

Draco: …what?

Harry: Nevermind. I’ll take care of the hard feeling myself.

Draco: Potter, what are you-

Draco: 😳

Draco: 😳

Draco: OH.

Draco: Potter, wait up!

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Oml this was a mess, but I love it.

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Note to self: in order to write, you have to actually do more than stare at a Word document rereading what you’ve already written. For example, maybe typing new words would be a good strategy.

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the real way to cast a patronus

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To the spiders in the ceiling corners: you’re keeping your end of the contract, love u honeys catch those tasty flies

To the spiders halfway down the wall and touchin my furniture: you’re on thin fucking ice babes

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Me but with math

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i am eternally amused by the idea of draco malfoy, smug bastard, freaking the fuck out the first time he encounters automatic doors

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You’re able to call your parents “Mom” and “Dad”. They were not born with those names.

You’re able to call your teachers “Mr” or “Mrs” and their last name. You’d get in trouble if you addressed them by first name.

You’re able to call a celebrity by their chosen stage name.

You’re able to call your friends a shortened version of their name, their middle name instead of their first, or a completely random nickname.

You’re able to call a married woman by her husband’s last name, even though she was not born with that last name.

But when someone’s transgender, how does calling them by a name they were not born with somehow become a hassle?

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Scared potter

So imagine Draco and harry getting together and then there’s this running joke (that harry says he hates but actually loves) of Draco saying “scared potter” at EVERY CHANCE HE HAS.

So like:

Harry opening a letter

“scared potter?”

About to tell Ron there dating

“scared potter?”

Making out in Harry’s dorm

“scared potter?”

Crossing road

“scared potter?”

About to take a shot

“scared potter?”

About to walk down a flight of stairs

“scared potter?”

About to eat a sandwich

“scared potter?”

EVERY CHANCE!

And one day Harry seems to be hesitate to say something and Draco just there like “scared potter?” Automatically

And Harry just smirks and says “yeah” and gets down on one knee.

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he sees you when you’re sleeping he knows when you’re awake his name is harry potter and he should really stop using the marauders map to stalk malfoy

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a letter from the end of the first week of hogwarts