drdavitri7

[drdavitri7]

@speedracerturtlescribble @mittenss @prince007me 

Ray-Ban Sunglasses

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no wonder you seek solitude, because you’ve got a solid ‘tude girl

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girl we are on the brink of destruction

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my main goal in life is to usurp god and undo all of his mistakes like the american government, my weak jawline, and lettuce

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Grand expressions of love always make me uneasy, all too common are those gestures riddled with ulterior motive. Tell me you love me subtly, like bringing a coffee while at work, saying things like “I appreciate ___ about you,” and making your trustworthiness hard to question

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proud boy

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today i start my job at ymca and in the spirit of the hit song ymca by village people the training curriculum involves tons of gay sex

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Puki how does it feel to be cool and awesome and funny

It feels terrible don’t ask me again

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The Horrors of War

Artist: Jackdu

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animal crossing where everything is the same but there’s always a chance that when u get a new villager it’s just a wild animal. just absolutely feral

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do u ever deal with the constant fear of your platonic friends suddenly thinking that you like them and then ur terrified of giving off the vibe so you push down how much u care about them hahaha me neither

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if someone ever says “oh my god i thought you were stragiht” when i come out to them, it’s over. thats it. im bout to burn the whole world down

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what’s wrong, babe? you’ve barely touched your none pizza with left beef

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i have the attention span of a bagel and the attitude to match

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how in the FUCK am i supposed to find romance in north dakota

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babe i’m not saying i’m into femdom, i’m just saying that strapon would look really good with a leather corset!

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do i post cringe or does cringe post me