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Credit to my brother-in-law, who made this meme and asked me to post it for him because “I don’t Tumbl”

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do you ever just think about [draws a deep breath]

textiles

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i think a loving thing u can do for yourself before a solo trip is to have a line item in ur budget, as critical and untouchable as Plane Tickets and Lodging, called Stupid. this money cannot be used for anything other than bailing u out of stupid situations

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Thank you to @sleepnoises for making the original poll & for giving us the idea to to this :)

Sorry if we couldn’t get your favorite on here, we were limited to only 12 options (11 if you don’t include the “other” option).

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{\__/} ( • . •) / >♥️  i give this to everyone that is struggling right now. it’ll be ok.

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oh I didn’t even realize that poet-torturing post was a taylor swift reference I just reblogged it because I thought poet-torturer sounded like a good job

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Wouldn't it be entirely possible, even likely, that with all the silly weaknesses vampires and stuff were supposed to have, they'd also turn out to be weak to any number of things that have only been invented more recently? Like who's to say vampires aren't also repelled by the smell of play-doh or driven insane by MIDI music? We've invented so much shit in just the last century there'd be NO predicting this. For all we know they burn to ash if they look at Luigi.

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“Many people seem to think it foolish, even superstitious, to believe that the world could still change for the better. And it is true that in winter it is sometimes so bitingly cold that one is tempted to say, ‘What do I care if there is a summer; its warmth is no help to me now.’ Yes, evil often seems to surpass good. But then, in spite of us, and without our permission, there comes at last an end to the bitter frosts. One morning the wind turns, and there is a thaw. And so I must still have hope.”

— Vincent Van Gogh

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solve for this algebra problem V=dqw4w9wgxcq

do NOT google for the answer

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This user has completed Too Many Tasks And has been temporarily replaced by

Potato

Please do not disturb Potato until further notice

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Imagine going back in time ten years and telling me, less than a year out from Once Upon A Time On ABC’s Swan Queen Gate that a beloved show with a popular queer ship would one day move networks to ABC and then IMMEDIATELY make the blond with abandonment issues canonically bisexual

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The biggest scam your brain is telling you is that everybody else is human and allowed to make mistakes but that you yourself have to be perfect and flawless to deserve their company

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do you ever accidentally type 'the wheek of time'

and then suddenly your brain is trying to picture all the Wheel of Time characters as guinea pigs