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Republicans saying that protesting is awful like they don’t protest woman’s rights all the time

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You can give one of them a piece of chocolate cake.

What they have to say if you give them the cake

Giorno: “thanks, you’re very kind. I love chocolate cake!” This is his ninth piece of cake today. He has chocolate on his face.

Bruno: “how kind of you, thank you. This will make a good 3am snack” he unzips himself and puts it in his leg for later.

Abbacchio: “thanks”

Mista: “before I eat this, by any chance, did you count how many pieces there were? And if you did, this wasn’t the fourth piece of cake cut right? This is important, I can’t eat the cake if it was. You are awfully quiet about this, you’re trying to get me to eat the fourth piece of cake aren’t ya.” Reaches for his gun

Narancia: “a piece of cake? Fuck yeah! I got the piece of cake! You’re the bomb dot com!!!!” He jumps up and breaks something while he says this

Fugo: “oh you’re giving the cake to me? Thanks.”

Trish: “that’s so sweet thanks. Could you also buy me a milkshake, thanks. Large vanilla shake extra thick from that expensive place downtown. Oh they aren’t open? Figure it out then. You have an hour.”

Coco jumbo: “yes give me the cake. a good choice. I will eat the cake. I love food. Thank you.”

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What Fugo thinks of the other team members

Giorno: finds him to be very determined. But he can’t really read him too well sometimes. Has no idea where he comes up with his absurd plans that always work out wonderfully. It sort of frustrates him. He was confused about why he suddenly joined the team, and always felt like his motives were not clear. But Giorno is super good at making good impressions on people, and he felt like he could trust Giorno. Unless he is giving him directions to get someplace …

Bruno: idolizes him a bit. Feels like he owes him. I mean, he was with Bruno the longest out of them all. Gets super upset if someone disrespects him. But thinks he can be too soft sometimes and can sometimes make decisions without thinking clearly. He was absolutely crushed when Bruno decided to betray the boss, and the fact that things ended badly between both of them weighs down on him even more. But he isn’t sure what would take that weight off of his shoulders, an apology from bruno or apologizing to bruno.

Abbacchio: thinks he is a grumpy asshole sometimes. But finds him easy to vent to. Mutual respect but he is an asshole still.

Mista: the most illogical person ever. Can’t wrap his head around where his problems with 4 came from. He knows Mista will always have his back, even if he is super confused by Mistas ways. This guy should just, take a calculus class or something. Trying to understand Mistas brain is frustrating.

Narancia: doesn’t think he is cut out for anything he does, but more in a protective sort of way. Although it always comes across as critical because Fugo isn’t good at wording things. Narancia is an unreliable dumbass and if Fugo doesn’t convince everyone that he shouldn’t be trusted to handle things on his own, Fugo is going to lose him.

Trish: doesn’t know a lot about her and doesn’t have any sort of reason to fight for her like the others chose to do. Doesn’t hate her or anything, just doesn’t have much of a connection to her or opinion of her.

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vanilla extract

I remember drinking vanilla extract when I was a kid and just wondering how vanilla extract worked after tasting that stuff straight

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The guard rail was a stand user

I like your thoughts anon, this is true

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Thinking about Narancia really wanting to do a good job and make Bruno proud and then he sets something on fire

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I, the turtle, have decided to do something evil tonight.

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Poll for what kind of soup. Include primordial soup and/or the ocean.

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vanilla extract

I remember drinking vanilla extract when I was a kid and just wondering how vanilla extract worked after tasting that stuff straight

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Mistas playlist has two trucks, the Joe biden blue cheese song and the I swallowed shampoo song

Yeah and grilled cheese Obama sandwich is on there too.

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What were the 11 other Bruno car accidents???

For the record these accidents were caused by him being in the drivers seat, there were many more he was in where he was a passenger.

1. When he was 12 and had first joined the mafia they made him drive for the first time. His feet couldn’t reach the pedals comfortabley quite yet and he sucked at driving so yeah. Crash.

2. He was running late for an event and was simultaneously trying to put his pants on and drive at the same time and it was this awkward thing where he was steering with his knees for a bit and not looking at the road. Yeah you know how that ended.

3. He had an urge to hit a specific guard rail.

4. He was ordered to hit some guy with his car who owed polpo money. In the process he crashed the car.

5. He was teaching Fugo how to drive and Fugo had a panic attack because he messed something up and almost caused an accident and felt like a failure. To calm his nerves Bruno was like “oh don’t worry that can happen to anyone” and he purposefully “accidentally” drove into a telephone pole to make him feel better.

6. He fought a stand that caused you to get into car accidents if you were in a one mile radius from it.

7. Polpo told him that he had a new young person pass his test that would join his team named “Narancia”. While he was driving Narancia to his teams house that night he got into a car accident because he got a bit distracted from yelling at him.

8. Next day Narancia was like “this is my stand Aerosmith watch it shoot” while Bruno was driving. Narancias first week on the team was rough, especially for Narancia. And especially for Bruno. And especially for Bruno’s car insurance bill.

9. He was listening to jazz music and felt like doing a donut right there in the middle of the busy highway.

10. Some bitch cut him off but ended up side swiping him

11. Fugo and Narancia were bickering and Mista was panicking about the number 4 and the pistols we’re trying to get their user to feed them because they were starving and Bruno had an 104 degree fever but wasn’t telling anyone and then he crashed the car

These were the accidents that pre dated the Mistas jams accident :)

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i think purple haze should have a bowl of soup. as a little treat.

You are so right anon I’ll tell Fugo he needs to get on that

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Does it have rickroll and/or the stickbug song from that one meme

Yes those are both on there

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don't listen to his playlist I tried it once and woke up with half my head shaved, next to a turtle covered in someone's blood (it wasn't mine), on a boat in Naples, and an arrow taped to my right leg.

I live in the United States.

Noted

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Yeah, Russian roulette is a good way to describe it

Does Mista have a Separate Cursed Playlist consisting Purely of Kidz Bop covers to make everyone Suffer? Does he go down the ironically liking to unironically liking pipeline? I NEED MORE ANSWERS, OP

Here’s the thing about Mista, his playlist is super cursed. But he doesn’t think of it as cursed. These are his favorite songs, especially cbat. All songs go to Mistas jams, he doesn’t have a separate playlist. Narancia is the one who has multiple playlists though, he will separate cursed from his party music and his sad boy songs etc.

Bruno played Mistas playlist in the car one time, without knowing the consequences, and that was Bruno’s 12th car accident