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four swords modern high school au

except it still it starts off with just Link being one guy. then he gets hit by a magical isekai truck, but instead of being sent to a differernt world, he splits into four. shenanigans ensue

also, they are all on the baseball team.

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Once again advertising my "Four's special interest is the Chosen Hero legend" agenda

Bro probably had a drawing/painting or smth of the Chosen Hero in his room like a preteen has a boyband poster cuz he's a nerrrrrrd

During minish cap, lil baby Four goes home and just

Poor kid needs his emotional support historical figure

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Sky's love language is "picking you up" actually

I just fully believe that Sky is the kind of person who absolutely makes sure he's strong enough to lift up any one of his friends (yes, including Groose) and being as he's clingy, that carries over to him liking carrying his loved ones around as well. The 'pick up' urge is not limited to animals and Legend when turned into a bunny, no! It applies to everyone, and that would 100% include Time and the professors of Skyloft if he was particularly happy with them.

This man lifts when he hugs. Definitely gives "spin you around while hugging you" vibes, especially with Zelda.

He will totally be the type of dad who refuses to stop lifting his kids up, and if they get too big for him to carry he will probably be utterly broken hearted and training to be stronger just so he can lift them again, because nothing matters more to him than keeping his loved ones close and safe, and right up in his arms is the best place for that <3

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I'm writing a Shadow-focused fic (Ik, shocker) where he and Four (kinda) meets the chain. But...I can't decide when to reveal that he's not Hylian!!! There's one scene that could easy be the reveal, but Idk if I want everyone to learn of it then, outside of just some. And what happened after...

Would they accept it right away? Would Shadow willingly go back to them right away? Sometimes I have writing without a plan, but that's 99% of the fics I do, so I just gotta continue it...

But it has Warrahim so it's automatically gonna be good anyways

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new ask game send me a 🌻 and ill just tell you whatever the fuck i want

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I love backstory headcanons!!! Honestly a pretty good one, since as you said, we don't really know much if anything about him before the story begins others than he's eepy in class.

...But I have my own backstory which I think is cool too.

Does it makes sense? In some parts, yes. Will it ever be any sembelence of real? Fuck no.

But that's what's fun!

So, Warriors met Sky as a kid.

...Okay, time to explain.

In Warriors' game, he goes up to Skyloft via a portal, where he fights with Ghirahim and Volga, meets both Fi and our favorite resident great spirit thing, Levias.

He gives him soup :)

ANYWAYS.

Imagine when he's up there on Skyloft, he meets little, little Sky. Maybe by a suggestion from Fi to go there even if she couldn't know what was there, or even just by plain chance.

He meets Sky. Or more importantly, Sky's dead parents.

Maybe he tried to save them but couldn't. Maybe they were dead from the moment he got there. Either way, they were dead and there was a little child there. So young there's a good chance he wouldn't even remember anything.

Still, a part of that little kid did.

It made him become a knight. He was probably going to do that if met Wars or not, or even if his parents were alive, but now it gave him a reason to be one, a purpose.

He had to be taken care of by everyone on Skyloft. Often swapped around from household to household, never able to grow close to any of them as he just went to however has the time to take care of him that day.

He started spending time at the training grounds, managing to convince them to let him learn how to use a sword, which is one of the reasons he's so good at it today.

He started at the school a bit earlier than his peers, mostly so he could live alone not just be thrown around everywhere. Though as he didn't have any of the prior teachings of the other classmates, he fell behind since they were talking about the complicated mechanisms of stuff he didn't know the basics of.

Still, he managed to hold on even if he has to repeat for a few years. So much that he was snow the same years are the other kids his age, even if he didn't start that much before them.

And he managed to hold on both because of his Loftwing he met not long before he started at the Academy, but also because the dreams of the knight in the blue scarf that protected him...

Sky Backstory (bc actually what’s going on there)

I know most of the Link’s kind of have ambiguous families or are just straight up orphans but Sky’s origins are particularly mysterious to me. Like we intentionally know that Time is an orphan, his mother died getting him into the lost woods. Four has a father and grandfather, Wind has a grandmother and sister, Twilight has an adoptive family (I think?), Legend had/has an uncle, and Wild had a family. Wars doesn’t mystify me as much bc he’s working as a soldier, it can be assumed he grew up somewhere else, and Hyrule doesn’t have anyone in his game so he just very much has wandering orphan vibes (There’s weird non canon stuff from the 80s but I don’t count it).

Sky, however, is surrounded by people in their families. Like everyone else in the academy has a family member yet they don’t ever mention Sky’s. Like not even if they had died when he was young or anything, like Sun’s mom.

So, I created my own backstory to fill in the gaps as I play Skyward Sword.

I think the people of Skyloft found Sky as a really young child one day just sitting in front of the Goddess statue with a baby loftwing nestled into his side. This is confusing bc nobody has ever seen this child before and there’s no way he could have flown to the island at that age and on a loftwing of that size. So they send search parties looking for his parents but find nothing. The academy takes him in and the island kind of raises him.

I think Sun would bully him as really young kids, she’s very jealous of his close bond with his loftwing. Her father is kind of horrified that she’s bullying the orphaned mute kid so he forces her to be friends with him. She starts feeling really bad for how she treated him and pulls a 180 becoming his biggest defender and best friend. (I don’t think the bullying would be super serious just mean kid stuff)

She tries to teach him sign but he doesn’t seem to be picking it up so they just enjoy quiet company for a while. Randomly, like 4 years after his arrival he just starts talking. Probably something mundane to Sun like: “The sky is really pretty today…” and she’d be like: “Yeah it’s so pink-“ *neck crack* “whatdidyoujustsay”

And turns out he did pick up the sign she was teaching him he just… didn’t want to use it. Then people start asking him questions about how he got to the island but he genuinely can’t remember. He doesn’t even think he remembers his parents. He thinks he can recall a soft voice and strong arms but it might just be something he made up to soothe himself…

And yeah, I think it just remains a mystery.

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no-pressure fic request!

just to start, OMG YOU ARE AWESOME! :D

like genuinely so cool, i love your fics, your art is amazing and your posts are the highlight of my day <3

could i ask for something with four and legend together? maybe they both talk about their adventures and stuff, idk :)

i just don't see them paired very often, and im curious ig. (maybe it could even involve the palace of the four sword, if you want)

again, no pressure at all! have a nice day/night! ❤️

OH MY GOSH THANK YOUUUUU😭😭😭

ALSO- ABSOLUTELY I WILL DO IT.

Oh, and btw, you, Anon, are my best friend now. No arguing, and no take-backsies.

AO3- How Did You Know?

Link slashed, hitting the last of the four demons.

It (he?) collasped, fading to golden dust which settled on the floor. He sighed. 

A golden light lit the back of the palace like a lantern.

The Palace of the Four Sword. Legend truly struggled to win against the four demons. He remembered the fight so well. 

The Four Sword he was given.

His fellow hero's sword. 

What were those shadows? Were they Four himself? 

Did Four know?

Was that his future or past?

He sat, leaning against a cool, large boulder, trying to even his shaking, ragged breaths.

His thoughts wouldn't even from their raging spiral. What was happening? 

Was Four cursed?

Did he kill another innocent person?

Or people, he supposed. 

Yeah, he had to ask about the four people thing later. 

"-gend? Legend? Link?" Legend tensed harshly. 

Four.

Legend opened his mouth, trying to speak, but not a pitiful word could escape.

Four leaned down, kneeling in front of Legend. His lips were pressed in a thin line, and his eyes were creased with worry.

He rose his left hand to his face, wiping off leftover tears.

When did he start crying?

"What's-" Four's voice faltered. "What's wrong?"

Legend couldn't speak. His throat felt plugged.

He couldn't, not now.

Then again, he wasn't supposed to cry in front of others, or frankly at all, either.

Something was up with the veteran.

One second, Four was talking to Twilight, Wild, Time, and Legend about the Four Sword, the next, Legend had froze in place, and run off.

Now, he was crying. 

This was absolutely not right.

'What can we do?' Red questioned.

'Nothing, Red. Not now. I... I don't know.' Green suggested, his voice breaking.

'Not all of us care, either!' Blue shot back.

'This is quite the predicament. He may have been triggered, given his displayed trauma response.' Vio explained.

'Triggered? By what?' Green queried.

'Oh no, did we do it?' Red exclaimed.

'What trauma? Maybe he wanted to leave!' Blue retorted.

'Blue. We all watched it. He didn't leave for no other reason than wating to.' Green said plainly. He was right, and they all knew it.

'Alright then, wonderous leader! What do we do?' Blue demanded.

'I said, I don't know!' Green shouted.

'Stop arguing!' Red begged.

The mind was filled with arguing and begging.

'Shut up!' Vio screamed. 

Finally. Silence.

'We have to focus on Legend. We don't have time for this.'

Oh, right. Legend.

Four sighed. "That's alright. You don't need to speak yet. Or at all. But I'm here, if want to."

Four adjusted himself to sit.

Four's eyes were red.

He comforted Legend, while his eyes were red.

They were still red.

They did that sometimes, but not often.

So, why now?

Why red?

Why?

Legend swallowed harshly. He let out a shaky breath.

There was a red four. 

Red was first.

Then he fought blue.

Purple was next.

Finally, green.

He'd always thought that Four's tunic was peculiar.

It had four colors.

A section for all four of the pieces.

The smith was four people, wasn't he? He was sealed with the Four Sword's dark magic, most likely.

Each one was a piece of him. His eyes must change color because different parts take control.

Red must be timid kindness, or something similar.

He sounded like Ravio.

"You are four people, aren't you?" Four stiffened beside him. "The Four Sword has dark magic. It seals you together." 

The smith sighed. "Yeah, you're right. I have Red, Blue, Green, and Violet- or Vio. But how do you know?" 

Legend bit his tongue, hesitating. "I'll tell you another time. We need to get back to camp. The others are probably worried." Four nodded, and stood. 

He held out a hand, his eyes flashing green. His eyes were green most often. 

Green was passion, and seemed to be the smith as well.

Legend grabbed Four's hand.

He didn't have to reach very far.

"To take out the most monsters, we should take out the biggest ones first." 

As always, Warriors was leading battle plans. Legend hated to admit it, but he was probably right.

Across from the veteran, Four's eyes flickered to a smooth purple, like a field of violets.

"That's not a good idea." Warriors looked at Four, his eyebrpws raised. "If we do that, we risk smaller things attacking us mid-battle. If you're surrounded by other monsters while focused on something else, you're bound to not see attacks from them. You're bound to get injured. If you finish off the small guys first, the fight'll be easier, leaving you less vunurable to attacks outside your main fight. After, we can all focus on harder things without having to worry about other monsters. Plus, if someone is injured by a large monster, they aren't immediately swarmed by smaller scaled mobs."

Humms or agreement rose from the group. "Alright, then." The captain agreed. "Also, when did your voice get deep?" The captain asked.

Four just shrugged in response.

Vio must be intelligence and strategy.

Four's eyes blazed a bright blue.

The smith had been arguing with Wind forever.

Which was especially annoying because Legend, Four, and Wind were on patrol together, and he had to deal with them.

"That's not a good point! It's just plain rude!" Four shouted.

"I'm just saying, maybe if you tried a little more, you'd have less to complain about!" The sailor retorted. Four dug his fingers into his palms, his knuckles turning white.

"I do try! More than you! Even if I did try harder, I would still be able to complain anyway!"

Legend stepped inbetween the two. "Both of, stop it! This is not the time! Both of you are in the wrong, so accept it. We need to focus on what we're doing, or we're bound to be be attacked by monsters. Come on."

The youngest heroes both tensed. Wind spoke first. "But-"

"No 'buts'. Let's keep going."

Wind grumbled something under his breath.

Blue must've been anger, then.

Four leaned against a tree, reading peacefully. The colors would not shut up today, so it was good to be single-minded for a while, even temporarily. 

He still wondered, though. 

How did Legend know about Four's secret?

What had he seen?

As if it were prophesied, Legend strolled over towards the smith.

"It's a bit weird to read in the forest alone, don't'cha think?" Four chuckled, and shrugged.

"I like it. It's peaceful, being alone." The veteran nodded. 

Should Four ask Legend what he knew? Or was it too early?

'Just ask him. We need to know.' Blue proposed harshly.

'It's too early! We don't want to rush him!" Red objected.

'It's best if we do it now. When else will we have time?' Vio reasoned.

'We can still ask, without being rude or pressuring him.' Green decided.

Four looked at Legend.

"Legend, I want you to answer me honestly."

The veteran tensed. Hesitantly, he nodded.

"How do you know about me and the Four Sword?" 

Legend seemed to stifle a gasp, breathing in sharply, but exhaling as an attempt to seem calm.

'Vio, shut up!'

Legend bit his lower lip. Cautiously, he started to speak.

"I once went into a dungeon. It was the hardest one I'd ever seen. I was supposed to collect something- this sword. The place-" his voice faltered. "The place was called The Palace of the Four Sword." Four froze. 

The Palace? Legend had been there?

"I fought four shadows. Red, blue, purple, and green. I recognized your sword, when you showed it off. I fought, and defeated, you. It's horrible. I know."

Four's eyes widened. His jaw loosed, falling slightly open like an old book.

That was the veteran? 

The fighter? 

The dungeon master? 

His savior?

"Horrible?" He asked breathlessly. "Legend, you saved me. I was teleported there, split against my will, and coated with malice. You broke the curse, and I was free! You did what I couldn't."

The smith unconciously decided not to mention the pain, just to save time. The split wasn't normal. 

It hurt.

A lot.

The malice... oh, he'd never forget. I burned his skin, like furious flames. It made his skin feel so raw, and broken, he may as well have been hit two-hundred times with a horse whip.

Legend looked shocked. Not quite impressed with himself, like he should've been, but shocked was a start.

'That phrase was redundant.'

'Shut up, Vio!'

The smith rubbed the back of his neck before continuing. 

"I've always wanted to thank whoever did that. It really changed me, honestly. I should've been stuck for eternity and a day, but, thanks to you, I didn't."

He'd spent two years there, sure, but it was much less than there could've been. 

Legend abruptly interjected into Four's speech. "It wasn't-"

"No. You're wrong."

The smith wasn't about to let him finish that thought. He looked up at Legend making eye contact. 

Four's eyes, which were more than definitely flashing many colors at this point, blazed with passion, wisdom, fury, and compassion. 

"Thank you, Link."

I hope this is what you wanted, Anon!! :3

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Linked Universe AU where everything is the same except Four is the tallest.

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you guys know the trope in anime or other media where they have to dress a guy up as a girl to go undercover or something and he’s just so embarrassed/annoyed? I think in the chain it would be the opposite

Maybe the chain has to get in somewhere, maybe a Gerudo run city and ofc men aren’t allowed (this is with the assumption everyone in the chain identifies as male). Somebody, maybe Wars, is like: “alright guys… I think the only way we can get in is by cross dressing…. Is everyone comfortable with that-“ only to turn around and everyone is basically already in dresses.

Like obviously there’s Wild with his Gerudo outfit. Legend and Hyrule have canonically worn dresses. Time didn’t have a strong grasp of gender, especially gender norms, until he was like 10. Wind has a little sister, he probably plays dress up with her. I feel like most of the chain is gender nonconforming asf. Four was literally forced to talk personally with each aspect of not just his personality but his soul, he’s got himself figured out. Twilight is similar, he was literally a wolf, the clothing he wears is definitely not what defines him. Sky just gives me the vibe that he doesn’t think it’s that deep. And Wars is a dedicated guy.

and so, turns out none of them actually really care.

legend is just: “I’ve literally been wearing a dress this whole time.” Everyone kinda thought it was a fancy tunic 😔

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BLORBO ASKS GAME

reblog if you’d like people to send you asks about your Blorbo

who’s the Blorbo that you’ve never posted about on your blog?

who was your first ever Blorbo, who was your childhood Blorbo, and are they still your Blorbo?

was there any specific point / any specific moment that suddenly made this character your Blorbo, or did you slowly grow to love them more and more until they became a Blorbo to you?

what’s the thing you love the most about your Blorbo?

what’s the thing you dislike the most about your Blorbo?

if you could talk to your Blorbo, what would you say to them?

what’s the one thing the fandom gets wrong about your Blorbo?

is your Blorbo an introvert or extrovert?

describe your Blorbo in 3 words

if your Blorbo were real, would you trust them with your life?

have you ever written a fanfic about your Blorbo?

do you talk to your family or in-real-life friends about your Blorbo?

is there any crime, any wrongdoing your Blorbo could commit that would make you stop loving them and remove them from your hyperfixation entirely?

have you ever distanced yourself from your Blorbo / have you ever left a fandom because people in the fandom were being too toxic?

have you ever gotten involved in ship wars?

is your Blorbo canonically alive?

do you like seeing your Blorbo suffer?

do you ship your Blorbo with any character?

when it comes to Blorbos, do you have a type?

if you have more than one Blorbo, do you love them all equally?

if your Blorbo is from a live-action media, are you also a fan of the actor who plays them?

would you still love your Blorbo if they were real?

is your Blorbo a victim of badly written script / bad plot / character assassination in the hands of canon?

if you could change one canonical thing about your Blorbo, what would it be?

how did you first discover your Blorbo?

when you first discovered your Blorbo, did you realize from that moment that they would become your Blorbo?

do you gatekeep your Blorbo? / would you want more people to know about your Blorbo?

have you ever been attacked online just because you liked your Blorbo?

has a fanfic about your Blorbo ever made you cry?

do you think this character will still be your Blorbo three years from now on?

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LU Detroit Become Human/Android AU

I should start this by saying that I’ve never played the game myself but I really love the concept! I do apologize if things are messy though, this really just spilled out of me 😭 for anyone who doesn’t really know Detroit Become Human, it’s basically a future America where a huge company makes hyper realistic androids who have different jobs. They all have the ability to deviate which is basically just them breaking past their coding and developing a conscience/sentience (and I would say a soul). The company obviously doesn’t like this and tries to stop this. If anything, this is just my take on an Android AU.

Anyways, here’s it in context of LU

Sky: Bodyguard Android

starts to deviate when he starts forming an attachment to Sun

She gets kidnapped in a political scheme. His handlers try to bench him but he fully deviates and goes out by himself to find her. 

He’s probably a newer model or gets upgraded regularly. Sun is sentimental so she tries to make sure to keep him because he’s familiar in her busy life. (She’s the daughter to the president or whoever the head of state is)

He manages to find and rescue Sun but not without suffering a lot of damage. Especially electrical damage.

Sun is touched. She doesn’t care that her savior is an android at all and she especially doesn’t care that Sky is deviated. She loves him too. She tells him that she could always tell that he was different…

It pains her, breaks her heart, but she sends Sky away for his own good.

Four: Different androids downloaded into a child model 

Four is the combination of 4 different deviated androids uploaded into a child model. 

Red, Blue, Green, and Vio (these are like perfect names for robots) all “worked” in the same company. It’s like a big sales department or something like that. 

Red is a nanny bot for the building��s daycare, Blue is a security bot, Green is a secretary bot, and Vio is basically a filing bot

They all deviate separately. When it’s found that they’re deviating they’re all destroyed on company grounds and dumped in the landfill. (It’s cheaper to do this rather than send them back)

Green managed to wake up. He’s broken beyond repair but he manages to spot an empty child android near their dumping spot. He takes pity on the others and somehow manages to upload them all into one body.

Shadow is a virus in the bot they all share. He got so big that somehow he developed a consciousness of his own. (Probably the reason the model was discarded in the first place. Imagine you’re grieving so you get a child android and it starts going ‘evil mode’)

Somehow they all make this work, Shadow included.

Time: Repurposed as a farm Android

Time started out as a child android but was recycled to be used in a small military project. 

This project is the predecessor to the one Wars is in so it’s mostly just an experiment.

Time starts to deviate because whoever was supposed to wipe all of his previous hardware, THE CHILD HARDWARE, messed up and left a good portion of it behind along with his memory bank. 

So now Time is basically child coding in an adult model being forced to learn how to commit acts of violence. It doesn’t mesh well with his former programs and he deviates. 

He escapes and immediately gets swiped up and sold to a pawn shop.

Eventually Talon buys him for extra hands on his ranch.

Time starts to really enjoy this. He takes to the farm lifestyle really well. Malon also is really great. He loves having a friend. 

As she grows, he finally gets to grow, mentally at least. It’s a weird experience for him because a good amount of his programming was never meant to grow past a child state. 

Malon and Talon realize that he’s a deviant and probably has been for a long time. They don’t care and vow to protect him. He’s family. 

Malon and Time fall in love and take over the ranch. Slowly it becomes a safe space for other deviants.

Twilight: Officer Android (Turned wolf)

Twilight is an officer android at a women’s prison. 

A lot of the people there actually like Twilight a lot because he is not cruel or condescending like a lot of the human officers and he’s kind of easy to get stuff out of.

They can mess with Twilight’s programming enough to get extra stuff from the commissary or help with their jobs. Twilight is very helpful. He’s also programmed to know their rights and local social programs so he’s very useful to have around before court dates.

Midna is an android activist who had gotten incarcerated. She slowly gets Twilight to trust her and eventually convinces him to help her break out. He doesn’t realize it, but she’s been slowly getting him to deviate as well. 

When the break out happens, Midna gets away and Twilight gets captured. She feels awful knowing that he’s likely going to be destroyed.

Instead he’s used in some experiments where they try to plant human focused hardware into android (can androids be animals???) animals. They put him into a wolf dog that would usually be meant to assist police. 

This is a miserable experience for Twilight, especially now that he’s deviated.

Midna, who’s poked around to see if she can save Twilight from being pulverized, stages a rescue mission and gets him out. She sends him somewhere she things will be safe.

Wind: Child Model in a retirement home

Wind is a child android that’s used in a retirement home to bring joy and to lift the spirits of the residents there. 

At first he doesn’t even realize that he’s deviated until Granny, his secret favorite resident, mentions it to him. Turns out a lot of the old folks knew but they didn’t care bc Wind is so charming and they really do love him.

For a while he continues as normal, just with the knowledge that he’s loved. If anything he performs better. 

One day Ayrll, the granddaughter of Granny, is visiting. Another resident gets really confused and tries to grab her, hurting and scaring her. Wind uses physical force to separate them, something not in his coding at all.

The retirement home doesn’t want to do extra paperwork so they get rid of Wind by tying him up and dropping him off a boat. (The retirement home is on the ocean)

Tetra later fishes him up and brings him back online. 

Tetra is very happy to have a “maid bot” which pisses Wind off a lot. She lives in a multigenerational home so she’s excited to do less chores. 

They all figure out that Wind is deviated but they don’t care. They all take him under their wing and fully still expect him to do chores

Legend: Standard Household Android 

Legend is an earlier model of a household Android. He’s been bought and sold 6 DIFFERENT times.

The first time was from his uncle who didn’t actually want him for his programming. He was a lonely old man and Legend was on sale. He treats Legend like a person and when he passes away Legend starts to deviate. 

Legend is auctioned off in an estate sale and some people from outside the country buy him. He travels around with a group that does environmental work and performs aid programs for a while. Everyone there also treats him pretty friendly. On a boat ride back to the mainland a storm hits and Legend goes overboard trying to protect people on the deck.

He washes up on a small island where a girl Marin finds him and repairs him. She, and nobody on the island, treats him like an android at all. He fully deviates and enjoys living like a person. The storm comes back and decimates the island. Marin is gone.

The people who come to offer aid recognize Legend as a deviated android and ship him back to be tested on. 

There he meets Ravio, who is the same exact model as him. Ravio is meant to be compared to Legend so they can study differences in deviant and non deviant androids. 

Legend manages to escape wherever they’re keeping him one day and bumps into Ravio during his attempt to escape. Ravio has never left the series of offices he first woke up in. He’s not fully deviated but he wants to know freedom. He and Legend escape together. 

Hyrule: Medical Android (hospital setting)

Hyrule is one of the first medical androids. Unlike the more modern medical androids, he has a lot of built in programs and functions that newer models don’t have.

He has a built in defibrillator, inhaler, but most uniquely he can make drugs and medicine on the spot. These would be things that paramedics tend to carry like morphine,epinephrine, ketamine. Also more simple things like cold medicines.

His kind was discontinued due to a lot of legal actions taken by companies under big pharma. It’s too convenient, and cheap, to have robots who are programmed to help anybody in need distributing drugs for free. Also some issues with drug dealers stealing his model to have them continuously producing drugs to sell.

He gets discarded, thankfully through illegal means so instead of being sent to a processing facility he’s dumped behind the hospital in a dumpster. 

He spends years wandering the streets in shadier parts of the city aiding people who need it. He doesn’t know when he deviated but it happened slowly. 

He’s hunted by both gangs who want to use him to make drugs. He’s also hunted by the corporation that made him believe that older models that have deviated hold vital information to how it happens in the first place and he’s part of the last of his kind so they want to dissect him. 

Warriors: Soldier Android (Secret military project)

Warriors is part of a military project to use androids as soldiers. This is probably breaking a lot of international treaties so it’s kept as a secret. 

He was meant to be a “captain” Android, one that can over power other android’s programming to control them.

One of the people working on the project becomes infatuated with him. Cia 😭. She steals him and takes him home. 

This is nowhere near as fun as she thought it would be because he doesn’t have a lot of social programming. He just walks around her house and barks orders at the microwave and tells her what strategies they can use if her apartment is attacked.

She buys pleasure bot hardware that has a “boyfriend” program on it because this is becoming unbearable.

Uploading the hardware causes Wars to IMMEDIATELY deviate because this is not at all what he was built to do. It actually corrupts some of his programming.

He’s confused and scared while Cia is exuberant. Finally she has a proper boyfriend. She can ignore the glitching and bugs because at least Wars isn’t yelling at her computer anymore. 

Unfortunately for her, Wars was developed to be a strategic war machine, boyfriend hardware or not, so he identifies her as a threat because she hurt him. His new hardware, however, makes him not want to hurt her. So, he runs away.

Wild: Lab Assistant Android

Wild was an assistant to some brilliant scientists in a lab and engineering facility.

He worked primarily with Flora who treated him like a robot in every way. She’s kind of creeped out by the idea of androids so she’s not really fond of having one around her all the time. He is useful though. 

Her coworkers treat the android a lot more humanly than she does for a while. Eventually she gets used to him and starts getting kinder and kinder. 

Wild starts to deviate but he desperately tries to hide it. He really enjoys the time he gets to spend with his friends.

One day something goes wrong and the lab starts to explode. Wild fully deviates to rescue Flora. He’s able to get her out just in the nick of time. He gets stuck inside though after a wall collapses and traps half of his body under rubble. He yells at her to run and so she does.

Wild comes back online with his memory files damaged or gone and half of his body melted and severely damaged. He can’t remember anything but he feels like a person. 

Eventually everyone ends up together on Time’s ranch but I really haven’t thought out a story ;•_•

 I hope this isn’t a confusing or messy read 😭 it really just kind of poured out of me. I’m aware there’s like a crazy amount of plot holes but I had a ton of fun writing this!! I might go back later and rewrite or try and clean this up. If you have any thoughts, questions, suggestions, (how to fill said plot holes 😭) please lmk!! I thrive off of interaction!!! Ty for reading 💕

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Reminder that Warriors also had a fire rod along with a ball and chain! I don't know if it counts, but at least in the Goron area/eldin in HW they had BIG bombchus, which could be fun to use if they're in the area/he managed to get them outside of there

Next post regarding the LU boy's adventure items

This time it's about shared items or items that are similar enough to lead to group "activities"

Okay, Pegasus boots, bothe Four and Legend have them, however Time might not have Pegasus boots but he has the rabbit hood, this has potential for them having races to see who's faster (and if Legend cheats a bit by using a Pegasus seed to run even faster no one will ever know), I can also see wind stealing the rabbit hood to race them.

The slingshot, I've noticed a lot of the Links have slingshots, Twilight has one, Sky has one that when upgraded shoots multiple seeds, Four has a slingshot (FSA), Time has a slingshot as well, Legend also has an upgraded slingshot (Hyper slingshot in OoS), potential for slingshot competitions, or their slingshots getting mixed up and due to being from different materials, sizes and qualities they have a hard time using the others slingshots. Twilight just casually pulls out the hawkeye to aim better and everyone laughs because he looks funny.

Magic boomerangs, basically most of them have regular boomerangs, however Legend (oracle games), Hyrule (Tloz 1), Four (MC) have a magic boomerang and Twilight has a magic wind boomerang (it has the wind fairy inside, why does no one ever talk about that).

Fishing rods, Time, Wind (Phantom Hourglass) and Twi can go regular fishing while Wild just bombs the hell out of the river.

Explosives, okay, hear me out, plenty of links have bombchus (Legend in OoA, Wind in PH, Time), Four has remote bombs (MC) like Wild, Twilight has bomblings (similar to bombchus but they're insect like) and underwater bombs, Time also has the Blast mask (MM) the destructive explosion potential of these guys (without counting the bombos medallion).

Arson gang, I know we usually think Wild and Wind are the arsonists, mainly because wind likes mischief and Wild is just Wild, and Four gets incorporated sometimes thanks to red and his fire rod (I'm just saying, I fully believe Four himself as a compound of the colours has potential to be a little shit and an arsonist, no red influence needed), but Legend has like 2 fire rods at least (alttp, albw), a magic rod that works like fire and the fire gloves, how is that dude not considered a part of the arsonist gang please, he's such a little shit as well no matter how much sarcasm and broodiness he's surrounded by, also, twilight literally blew up a bomb storage by setting fire to the place during his adventure, just saying... Hyrule can join with his own magic rod as a treat. And also, let Time join with Din's Fire, he was a menace in the war of ages, let him be a menace as a grown up.

Magnetism, hear me out, Wild has magnesis, Twi has the ball & chain (metal) and iron boots (magnetic), Time and Wind have iron boots as well (also magnetic), legend has his magnet gloves and Four has magnet gloves and in addition he IS magnetic (the logic behind that is besides me, maybe it's related to the elemental magic he has or something). The potential por Wild and/or Legend suddenly finding out Four is magnetic in the most anticlimactic and hilarious way (accidentally attracting him with their abilities). Wild using magnesis to mess around with Wind, Twi and Time when they have the boots on or using it to carry them around or get them places and obviously Wild using magnesis to steal the ball and chain from Twi.

Legend and Four use flippers to swim and I think it's hilarious that Legend has apparently never learnt to swim because he used them in all his adventures. Those two would drown without them. Also, I think Twi, Sky, Time and Wild are the only ones that know how to swim without any extra gear (they get things for breathing under water like the Zora armour or Water dragon Scale or Zora scale, or swim faster and climb up waterfalls in wild's case) wind knows how to swim but he gets no extra gear. Technically the only ones who can't swim and don't have gear to swim are Hyrule (yes, the guy who uses a raft to cross rivers) and Wars (I need people to not automatically give him swimming abilities unless I'm missing something from Hyrule Warriors)

Digging. There's Links who have used shovels, Legend has used one in the oracle games, Wind has one in Phantom hourglass and then two links have digging mitts with different capacities (Four and his mole mitts, Sky and his mogma mitts). Imagine you're just casually digging up something with a shovel meanwhile one buddy of yours is digging up a cave and the other one is digging tunnels underground, I particularly find it hilarious that it's both Links who have adventures above the clouds who have the best digging abilities. Four also has a shovel but the mitts are just superior.

And now, one of those things that further confirm the characters that can use light magic, Legend, Time, Wind and Four use light arrows in their adventures, in addition Legend, Time and Wind use fire and ice arrows. Hyrule just said "fuck you" and used silver arrows because he's just that cool.

I want Legend, Four and Sky to cause mayhem with their gust jars and gust bellows respectively, bonus points if Wind joins with his Deku leaf and Wild just pulls a deku leaf of his as well.

Hammer gang, Legend, Four, Wind and Time have hammers and Hyrule has a glove specifically for smashing blocks, they could be menaces. (Also, consider Four and even Legend have extra practice with hammers from being in the forge, they would be terrifying with a hammer). Bonus points for Time just casually lifting whole as columns and slamming them on the ground.

Also, can you imagine the reaction of the guys who have a simple hookshot (Time, Wind, Legend) to Twilight and Sky's double hook shots.

Final thing is, imagine in order to get up a ledge Hyrule casually pulls out the stepladder, wild starts climbing (they're used to that at least), and four makes a whole in the ground with a shovel and uses the cane of pacci to shoot himself upwards, then Legend says fuck it and pulls out the tornado rod. There's so much potential for fun moments in fics or full on crackfics.

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Where Legend is having a piano lecture (this is going perfectly fine)

https://archiveofourown.org/works/52377367/chapters/132603190

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Art I made based on this story https://archiveofourown.org/works/58749055/chapters/153580750

I don't really like how the second drawing came out but I'm posting it anyway :p

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We're going to have an army of warrahimers

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I love seeing random bunny memes, videos, and pictures and just thinking: What if pink...and Legend...