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me: gee i sure wish someone would bring me a dream right now-

mr sandman:

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not to be a fake psychic but i just like…know

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I dont want a career and I hate working. There I said it

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no offence but let yourself be ugly!! you don’t have to fix your hair if you’re not going anywhere you don’t have to cover up ur spots or change out of your lounge pants to go buy milk like damn we really gotta let ourselves be comfortable without constantly apologising for just looking normal and it’s hard but i think we need to practice looking in the mirror and saying i look ugly af today and that’s okay!! tru self care is letting urself be ugly tbh

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Hamlet discourse:

“Get thee to a nunnery” is the first “begone thot”

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I hope you’re pleased with yourselves. We could all have been killed - or worse, expelled.

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I just read “Hufflepuff isn’t a house where you can stick people who don’t fit in the other houses”

But the thing is? It literally it is, Helga Hufflepuff said she would take the rest.

She preferred the loyal and hardworking for her house, but felt that everyone should have a chance. Not a Gryffindor, a Slytherin, or a Ravenclaw? Not a loyal, hardworking Hufflepuff either?

Well that’s okay. Helga Hufflepuff founded her house believing anyone should be given a chance at Hogwarts. Those four archetypes aren’t all that matter, and if you don’t fit any of them Hufflepuff will still welcome you. 

Godric/Rowena/Salazar were perfectly happy to say “You don’t fit into our houses, you can’t come to Hogwarts” and it was only Helga who was willing to say “You might not fit my ideals of a student, but you can still be in my house”

Like. I think that’s super cool. I don’t like it when people shoehorn Hufflepuff into being one and the same like the rest of the houses, sure, loyalty, hardworking, kindness.. that’s the priority.. but it’s truly a place for everyone. And that’s where Hufflepuff’s kindness shines the most.

‘I’ll teach the lot And treat them just the same.’

‘Good Hufflepuff, she took the rest and taught them all she knew’

Hufflepuff’s pride as a house comes not only from loyalty, hardworking, toil, and kindness, but from diversity. Something the other founders did not realize the importance of.

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You Are Going To Have So Much Success In 2018 (pass it on)

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hans zimmer has been out here giving audiences cardiac arrest in dunkirk and taking them to another dimension in interstellar and marking his place in pop culture history with his bombass music in inception and the academy continue to do him so dirty like this handing out oscars to these mediocre scores no one will be able to remember in a few weeks time the audacity the disrespect hans sweetie i’m so sorry 

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hey rb and tag a food from your culture that everyone loves but you hate

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what’s ur sign n ur opinion on beer

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no offense but if your writing is so dense and pretentious and superfluously flowery and confusing in its wording that more effort is spent in literally understanding what you’re trying to say than analyzing what you mean, it’s bad writing. half of academia is just bad writing

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The weirdest thing straight girls do is shame people who use pads instead of tampons

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true mark of adulthood: when you can open an envelope without tearing it to shreds

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ok universe, i’m ready to feel good things. make me feel good things.