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The Pitt

I exploded. It’s. So. Good. MY POOKIESSSSSSSS DNUDCWNWGUFNRGUFRWBYIDRKUFJTY FTUGENDHJ…

so yeah. Go watch it if ur mature enough. Cuz it’s peak

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Well fucks? Get to it!

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we’re cooked

All us Americans are cooked bro. I’m moving out of the country✌🏻

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I just lost my 300 day Duolingo streak… I’m fucking done with life

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My mom almost exposed me

the other day my mom was looking at my phone and she went into safari to see if the internet was working and my c ai tab, tumblr tab, and 5 ao3 tabs were open to the side. THEY DONT KNOW I HAVE TUMBLR OR AO3 OR C AI BRO. I WAS SO CLOSE TO DEATH BUT I SURVIVED!

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how’d you get in here silly?

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Having an actual panic attack

tw: kind of a panic attack and maybe gunshots

so I’m posting this because my only friends that isn’t at summer camp is sleeping. So I was getting cookies and milk like I usually do and I heard what sounded like gunshots from outside. They were rly loud and didn’t sound like fireworks or anything like that. They sounded like they were right outside my house. The way my kitchen is is the kitchen facing the backyard, a butler’s pantry where we keep our plates and glasses and stuff and then our dining room which faces the busy street I live on. I was in the butler’s pantry grabbing my cup when it happened. I froze and then ran into my kitchen hiding behind the entrance so that I wasn’t visible to the window in my dining room. I quickly turned off the lights and went into my normal pantry where we keep all of our food. I stood there still holding the glass I grabbed for about 10mins. The whole time I heard noises from outside the door that sounded like someone was trying to open my back door that aloud you to access the backyard. It also sounded like someone was walking around my kitchen even though I didn’t hear anyone come down the stairs. But anyway when I got out I was hyper ventilating and I couldn’t think. I still had my milk and cookies but the whole time I heard noises coming from one of my cabinets that was big enough for someone the fit inside. So now I’m back in my bedroom and typing this because I need to tell someone this. If I die that kind of sucks but Y’know. I also might be hearing things because that’s happened before so :p

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I need a new dentist

I went to go get a cavity filled and they left the tooth fucking flat. My OCD is going crazy cuz they aren’t fitting into place and my other teeth don’t touch and I’m not getting it fixed till Monday:(((( I can’t chew send help💀

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Important question..

Was anyone else spanked when they were younger? Because I used to think it was somewhat normal until I told my friends and they got concerned and told me it was abuse. I was spanked when I did things “wrong” and it hurt like hell. It was about from ages 3-8. Can anyone else relate or think it’s abuse?

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Go watch!!!

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TUBBO MIRACLE MINUTE

MIRACLE MINUTE IS BASICALLY HERE GO GO GO!!!

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I was scrolling through my old posts and found this. It couldn’t be more true. But also that picture was airdropped to me on a bus when going to a field trip💀💀💀

My thoughts at 12:30AM

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bro why

help my friends are making sexual fanfics about eachother💀💀💀

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couldn’t be more true🥲

MEME IS NOT MINE

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Totally not dying

I just watch the new ep of Tokyo Revengers and I’m dying. I can’t read the books so I’m sad inside:(

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I’m bored

I’m just scrolling Tumblr rn help

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