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Toucan discovers a traffic cam. video

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me and my bff posing for pictures at pres while we wait for the uber like

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results: i have absolutely no idea, but this morning my head’s spinning, and 3 of my mates got in a punch up with another group of girls in the club while i was snogging some lad on the dance floor

my friend found this in a charity shop and we’re going to turn it into a drinking game, we’ll update you all on how it goes later tonight

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my friend found this in a charity shop and we’re going to turn it into a drinking game, we’ll update you all on how it goes later tonight

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Bella is about to Get Jacob’s Ass for phasing at the dog park when a wayward chihuahua bit Renameme and now they have to move again

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If Aro can read every thought a person has ever had, would he or would he not be able to see everything that Alice has forgotten? The blank space before she was turned, would he be able to fill in those details?

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charlie swan takes renesmee fishing and turns around to find her chewing on the head of a live fish

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This is actually fucking with me I think they’ve sped it up slightly? Like the tiniest bit, it seems normal but their voices are all pitched a fraction higher and it’s screwing with my brain, I can recite this film like for line and I know when SOMETHING IS OFF WTF MTV is this a thing or am I actually losing it??????

Watching Twilight on MTV (UK) and I’m 72% sure that they’ve raised the pitch on Charlie’s voice?? It sounds higher than usual?? Is anyone else watching that can confirm for me please

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Watching Twilight on MTV (UK) and I’m 72% sure that they’ve raised the pitch on Charlie’s voice?? It sounds higher than usual?? Is anyone else watching that can confirm for me please

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Theories please on what else could potentially exist within the twilight universe? When Bella ‘asks’ Alice if it’s possible that all the fairytales are real, imagine if they are? What do we think could exist that the vampires may or may not know about?

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i think i used to think it was super magic vagabond not supermassive black hole and idk why

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currently sat in my bathroom at uni smoking a spliff and watching twilight tiktoks at 5.35am pretending i don’t have to go to ballet at 8.30am, what are YOU doing??

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I think they should have made Charlie a vampire too. Mostly just cause I think it’d be funny. He’d be so pissed at having to spend eternity looking at edwards stupid face. But like. Just living forever so he can remind Edward every day that he Does Not Approve.

Bella, 200 years into her marriage: Edward was so annoying today

Charlie:

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no bc the wedding being filmed last really hits something deep inside me emotionally and for what

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this is the only car i can picture renameme driving

it’s like if the chevy and the volvo had a demon baby together

her name is chevolvo

no i am not taking any criticism

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How much does Charlie actually know?