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Dinosaur Pencil Case, a free crochet pattern designed by Claire Olivia Golden on Ravelry.

"This pencil case would be a perfect gift for a kid who just started school…or for grown-ups who never grew up. After all, I’m a college student who still uses plush pencil cases!"

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STOP THIS MADNESS

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Eggs

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Mao mao: I don’t believe in senseless violence.

Mao mao: I do however, believe in sensible and rational violence, in which the person in question definitely deserves it.

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maomao’s dedication to ignoring jinshi’s real identity is truly inspiring. the woman who has solved multiple murders based on minor clues in the environment keeps looking at every sign pointing to jinshi being royalty and going “damn, this could add up to something. good thing I can’t do math!”

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I keep seeing videos of that one fish speaking French he is everywhere

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I’m actually a victim of masc lesbian women and their fear of commitment

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one of my favorite parts of apothecary diaries is how every one of gyokuyou's ladies in waiting immediately goes, "this is our maomao. we found her in a back alley, that's why she's so scraggly and weird. isn't she gross? what an angel. we would kill and die for her. she's such a little freak. insult her and we'll eat your family :)".not kidding it's actually almost instantanous.

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if that isn't the Gaoshun summary of all time

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I'd just like to clarify some things about Senator Cory Booker's marathon Senate speech in protest of the present administration and everything they are doing to the American people.

Senator Booker was NOT allowed to sit down, eat, or use the bathroom during his speech. Sitting or leaving the room to use the bathroom would be considered yielding the floor. Eating would have interfered with his speaking and the person who has the senate floor must continue to speak, except when listening to questions that they will then answer.

He only took occasional sips of water.

The person who previously held the record for longest speech on the Senate floor did have bathroom breaks and also did things like read from the encyclopedia.

Senator Booker did not do that. His speech was to point out the damage that this administration is doing and he stayed on that subject.

Senator Booker's speech did reach many people. It wasn't a silly stunt that was done so that he could take the record for longest speech. He wanted to show the country that democrats will do something to bring attention to the problems we are facing. That democrats are listening to them.

Senator Cory Booker spoke for 25 hours and 4 minutes to "make good trouble."

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I had to help a classmate today for two hours with English in Which she pretended to like me lol

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When do I get friends that have watched merlin?

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Ive rejected affection for years and years and now that I have it it’s kind of weird (I don’t have)

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Merthur is love merthur is life

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