Inbox and submissions are open. A psychological ward for young, vulnerable people. They are all at Procksy Bay for the summer. 🟡Staff: 🟡 ("Laughing" Jack Grossman - 45 (the chef)) (Doctor Miranette Baudelaire - 32 (psychiatrist/councillor/matron)) (Zephyr Windroe - 45 (Head of Staff/runs the place)) (Elspeth Windroe - 67 (She just lives here)) 🔴Current Residents:🔴 (Tim D. Wright - 16) (Tobias E. Rogers - 12) (Cody Rogers - 12) (Sally Williams - 8) (Jeffrey Woods - 13) (Liu Woods - 14) (Natalie Ouellette - 13) (Jane Arkansaw - 15) (Benjamin Aniko - 10) (Jack Kingsley - 17) (Doby Doggers - 13) (Jay Merrick - 16) (Kate Milens - 3) (Brian Thomas - 16) Asks are open; keep them safe for work.
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Has anyone figured out what’s so viscerally wrong with this woman yet
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How would both Elspeth and Richard being trans affect the family? Would Richard be better than he was in canon? If Richard had tried to push stereotypes onto Elspeth, would Elspeth then do the same to her kids?
Trans Windroe Family AU is a fun thing to think about, very interesting.
Ooh, okay.
So, first off: had they been trans, I don't think that much would change. Richard would still be a sexist pos. And Elspeth would still be trying to keep the family working - her mother made things work, why can't she-?
He'd still die. Everything would happen as it did. Only Ciero would've been born full term, rather than as prematurely as he did.
#creepypasta#creepypasta au#creepypasta fanfic#eldritch hall au#eldritch hall#elspeth#mod speaks#oc: richard
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Trans Woman Elspeth, Trans Man Richard; how does the Windroe story change, if it does at all?
Ooh, I think this could go one of two ways, in all honesty.
Either: both come out to each other in secret not long after their marriage, they transition and lie to everyone else.
Or,
Elspeth comes out first, Richard comes out later and applies his stupid sexist gender roles to his wife.
Idk, it does seem like a good idea. One I don't have the brain energy to explore rn.
#creepypasta#creepypasta au#creepypasta fanfic#eldritch hall au#eldritch hall#slendermama#elspeth#oc: richard
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okay i'm super late on this, but who cares. i'm guessing that Kamala Harris won in this universe, obviously, but like,,, in the case that Tr*mp won, who do you think would've done those "what Tr*mp sounds to me/Elon Pelon" videos? I have money on Jack K (because of his activism stuff), or Octavian (seems like something he'd do). OR!! better yet!!!!!!!! they do the videos together,,,, hell yeah (Hi btw!! just wondering, did you ever get my TMA ask about the avatars, or no?)
(I got it, I have never watched TMA tho)
And in a shocking twist of fate, it is actually Olly that would do those videos lol
And ye, Kamala definitely did win in the eldritch universe lol
#creepypasta#creepypasta au#creepypasta fanfic#eldritch hall au#eldritch hall#mod speaks#fuck trump#fuck elon#oc: olly#olly windroe#olympia windroe
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Random AU that I’m shoving your way. All the adults are killers AU (I don’t think the kids would be killers, but I don’t know). They mainly target child abusers (Eldritch Hall means there’s new “clients” coming their way all the time. Plenty of victims to kill!), or just bad people in general. It could be a family business, or just everyone accidentally finding out they have a Crime In Common lmfao. I don’t know, thoughts?
...cool in theory, I'm gonna say. But in practice? Ehhh...
I try to keep this more slice of life/sweet with emotional beats.
And while I do lile the idea of it, realistically if things like this were happening, the police would be called like ASAP and the kids wouldn't have the safe place of Eldritch Hall anymore.
#creepypasta#creepypasta au#creepypasta fanfic#eldritch hall au#eldritch hall#mod speaks#mod rambles
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Anything on Jane Richardson, the one married to Mary and was tricked by the government into a experiment, and Jane Arkensaw, the one burned by Jeff?
Okay, hey. Uhhh idk if you've read the blog but... this is quite different. I've kinda mashed up the Janes here. So, like... she has a crush on Mary, but she has the Arkensaw last name... also she's like 15 in this au.
I'm not mad anon, just... like, read the blog a little before you ask pls?
BTW she wasn't burned by Jeff bc he was like TWO and at Eldritch Hall already lol.
#creepypasta#creepypasta au#creepypasta fanfic#eldritch hall au#eldritch hall#jane arkensaw#jane the killer#mod speaks
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https://www.tumblr.com/eldritch-hall-asylum/771150614199779328/i-hope-you-had-a-good-christmas-or-whatever Wait does this mean that Kate had her first christmas with Dr Smiley and Nurse Ann (as I believe they’re co-parenting her?) That’s so cute, tell me about Kate’s first christmas!
Kate got spoiled rotten lol. Lots of plushies and comfy clothes and toys and bitey things.
#creepypasta#creepypasta au#creepypasta fanfic#eldritch hall au#eldritch hall#kate milens#devin lee#nurse ann
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Have any of the residents, outside of the ones currently staying here, ever graduated from eldritch hall, a been allowed to go back to their family? Or are the current residents the only residents that have ever been there?
This is technically the first generation/batch of eldritch Hall kids. In a way, Jack K has kind of been released. But like... he lives there. That's his whole ass home lol.
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I hope you had a good christmas, or whatever holiday you celebrate, Mod! What was everyone’s christmas like over at eldritch hall, did anyone go home to their families to celebrate?
Hey, anon! Yeah my crimbo was good lol.
Uhhh a lot of the kids went home for the holidays, with the only exceptions being Jack K, Jane, Olly, Bentley, Jeff and Liu.
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Those are the watsonian and doylist explanations, anyway lol.
In canon, whose idea was it to make eldritch hall into a mental health facility (or whatever it is lol)? Outside of canon, why’d you decide to create this AU, mod?
I think, in Canon, it was a combination of Ciero and Zephyr ideas after little Jack came along; it became a place where kids who were struggling in the same/a similar way to xem could find somewhere safe and quiet to recover and have their lives rebuilt.
Meanwhile, outside of Canon, I really liked asylum/hospital aus and wanted to do one of my own.
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In canon, whose idea was it to make eldritch hall into a mental health facility (or whatever it is lol)? Outside of canon, why’d you decide to create this AU, mod?
I think, in Canon, it was a combination of Ciero and Zephyr ideas after little Jack came along; it became a place where kids who were struggling in the same/a similar way to xem could find somewhere safe and quiet to recover and have their lives rebuilt.
Meanwhile, outside of Canon, I really liked asylum/hospital aus and wanted to do one of my own.
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I tried to pet a goose today. Didn’t go well.
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Alright, folks! Here it is! Just let me open the inbox rq and we'll be open for business!!!!
Cast:
Adults:
Elspeth Windroe - 68 year old Vampire, coven leader. She/Her
Zephyr Windroe - 47 year old Vampire, second in command. He/him and they/them
Vergil Jack Grossman - 47 year old human. Zephyr's Husband. He/him.
Jillian Virginia Grossman - 47 year old Vampire. Jack's twin sister. She/her.
Octavian Windroe - 45 year old Vampire. Himbo. He/him
Ciero Windroe - 39 year old Vampire. She/it/he/they. Patrick's spouse.
Patrick Torres-Moran - 39 year old Vampire. He/him. Ciero's husband.
Favio Windroe - 38 Year old Vampire. He/him.
Doctor Miranette Baudelaire - 38 year old werewolf. Her form looks like a barbet dog when not a full moon. She/her
Kids:
Jack Kingsley-Windroe-Grossman - 17 year old Vampire. He/it/they. Jack and Zephyr's child.
Timothy Wright - 16 year old Witch. He/him
Jane Arkansaw - 15 year old Dhampire. She/her
Liu Woods - 15 year old human. He/him.
Natalie Ouellette - 14 year old werewolf. Looks like a doberman when not the full moon. She/her
Olympia "Olly" Windroe - 14 year old Dhampire. She/it. Octavian's daughter.
Jeff Woods - 13 year old Human. He/him.
Toby Rogers - 12 year old human. He/him.
Ben Aniko - 10 year old fae. He/him.
Kate ??? - roughly 2 year old Vampire.
Animals:
Smile - a hell hound that is bound to Eldritch Hall after Elspeth's mother moved in, decades prior.
Grinny - a normal stray cat that made his home there.
The goose - the goose.
#creepypasta blog#creepypasta#creepypasta au#eldritch hall#eldritch hall au#ask blog#eldritch coven au#mod posts#mod talks
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Oh, I’d love to see a vampire AU blog from you, though would it be an AU of ‘EHA’, or just a general creepypasta AU? If you made it an AU tag on here, a bit like the ‘charles’ band stays together’ AU I remember seeing, I’d be happy to feed the tag.
It would be an au of this au, like the sad ciero au, yk?
However, I am gonna do a few things first!
Simplify the cast a little. It's gotten kinda cluttered with all the pets and everything. So the vampire au is gonna be a lil smaller (yes, we still have smile and grinny)
I will be making things the way I want to, I am open to hearing headcanons, but if I don't agree with them/feel like they don't fit, I won't make them fully Canon. As I feel like that was a large part of what made me lose interest for so long on this blog tbh.
And, I will reference my other works/fics. Including references to a personal project I've been working on over on one of my side blogs.
Anyway, I'll tag the blog once it's all set up.
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I’ve been thinking about a vampire AU, so here are my current ideas/notes about it. Let me know what you think. (Thsi may be multiple parts, so apologies if it turns out to be.)
General vampirism rules in the EHA universe: (a) Vampires can age, however age very very slowly. A born-vampire, or youth-turned, will age normally until age 21, then begin the very slowed aging process (eg. A 50 yr old will look around 30, or so). (b) Vampires are not too common, but they also aren’t rare. Those that are vampires have to keep their state-of-being under wraps, as not to alert scientists, who tend to get grabby and very experimental. (c) Vampires are very tough beings. They can go through a lot, and not a single scratch will appear on their body. Octavian used to take advantage of this a lot and jump off high buildings (late at night) for the adrenaline, especially during manic episodes.
The (biological/born) Windroe family are vampires. They are generational vampires, with the vampirism going down decades/centuries, and the general tradition was for two vampires to marry, and have kids.
When Elspeth wanted to marry River, a human; it follows normal EHA canon and she is forced to marry Richard, a vampire, from a very wealthy family.
Elspeth and Richard then had four kids, Zephyr, Octavian, Ciero, and Favio, made only to prolong the vampirism in the Windroe family line.
Richard died from an unknown assailant shooting him with a silver bullet. To this day, his murderer is unknown.
Those married into the Windroe family, who are not vampires, are a very new development, and only one (so far) has been changed into a vampire since.
Patrick was turned when Ciero found him after his attempt. He was almost certainly going to die unless he got medical treatment immediately, and since that was not available, Ciero did what she thought was the next best thing, and changed him into a vampire.
Everyone found out what Ciero did as Patrick started going through the initial “feral” stages of turning. She got into quite a lot of trouble because of it.
Jack G is not a vampire, his sister, Jill, is, though (she got turned when they both lived in London, they were both 18 and close to their departure date to go to America). Zephyr has taken a very strong liking to Jack, and has actively talked about turning him.
Frankie is not a vampire, and isn’t too sure if he believes Elspeth when she says she is one. He’s unsure if he wants to get turned, though.
I’m not too sure if Mira would be, I don’t think so, but I’d love to hear your thoughts.
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Jack K was born a half-vampire; his mother was a vampire and his father was a human. Jack was fully-turned by his mother a year before his enucleation, it’s unclear why she did it, but his turning did save him from almost dying. He really enjoys hunting, it’s oddly calming for him.
Olly is a half-human half-vampire, like Natalie. She knows what she is and has no current plans to fully turn.
Bentley is a vampire, both of his parents were vampires. He knows what he is, and is… okay with the fact. He can’t really change it now, can he? At least he can talk to Jane about it and get some tips for better dealing with it.
Jane is a born vampire to two, now dead, vampire parents. She isn’t too sure whether to like or hate her state of being, but at least her new parents have some good tips!
Natalie is a dhampir; a half-human, half-vampire. She isn’t aware of this, however. If she were to become aware of it, I think she’d want to stay as she is, not too sure, though. Any thoughts you have are appreciated.
Toby and Cody are probably vampires? They may’ve been turned after the car crash? I genuinely have no idea.
Jay is a vampire. He was forcefully turned against his will. It was one of the most painful and traumatic moment of his life. He hates being a vampire, and has tried to starve himself multiple times. It’s also really sucky because it means he can’t practice Islam with Naveedah (spelling?).
Brian is a vampire. He uses his immortality for evil, he loves setting fire to shit and walking out mainly unharmed. He also very much enjoys the hunt.
Doby might be human? Again, I don’t know. Kate smells like a human, but it’s hard to definitively tell.
And, everyone else is human.
Ooh, Mira would probably be some kind of lycanthrope, I feel...
I also feel like Natalie would be a werewolf too, however... purely bc her uncle James is very werewolf coded to me.
I love this idea, anon. And I'm actually half convinced to start a blog with this concept tbh...
#creepypasta#creepypasta au#creepypasta fanfic#eldritch hall au#eldritch hall#mod speaks#mod talks#monster au#kinda
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Ah, it’s fine if your busy, I’ve been thinking purely about TMA since I first listened to it, hence my previous ask. (This is my last TMA ask, I promise) Do you think any of the adults would be into it? I think Bentley would get Patrick into it, no idea about anyone else, though.
Oooh, probably... Favio? And Zephyr. Maybe Jack G. I do see the Patrick point, too lol.
#creepypasta#creepypasta au#creepypasta fanfic#eldritch hall au#eldritch hall#patrick torres#patrick moran#patrick torres moran#zephyr#zephyr windroe#slenderman#laughig jack#laughong jack#laughing jack#jack grossman#favio#favio windroe
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How has everyone been, any new life updates, etc? Been a while since anyone’s checked in.
Eh. Not much. I like to keep my personal life separate from this blog. So instead of delving out any details that are of that nature, I'll say two things:
I got an undercut.
And I dyed my hair blue.
But yeah :) that's me.
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