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finally got my stranger tattoo from the magnus archives and i’m obsessed 💕 (thanks to @kruk-art for letting me use your art for inspo!)

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Queen and King of the underworld going to a diplomatic gala at the Plitover.

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tormented from beyond the grave

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Rock Apparently Factors Into Girlfriend’s Shower Routine

SEATTLE—Saying he was confused about the full extent of its purpose as well as its overall benefit, local man Jacob Ferris, 25, nonetheless surmised today that the oblong rock located in girlfriend Sarah Milstein’s shower caddy must somehow factor into her bathing routine, sources confirmed.

“I guess at some point while she’s showering, she rubs a rock on her body,” said Ferris, expressing what he claimed was “the only possible conclusion” about the light-gray rock in his girlfriend’s bathroom. “I mean, it looks sort of nice, so she could just have it there for decoration or something. But it’s usually right near all the other soaps and her loofah, so I think it’s probably something she actually uses while under the water.”

“I really don’t know how it all works,” Ferris added. “All I know is that in between Sarah getting into the shower and getting out, there’s a rock involved.”

Ferris, who said he was unable to determine exactly when in the showering process the rock first comes into play, told reporters he is equally clueless about what part of the body the rock is used on.

In addition, Ferris said he occasionally inspects the roughly 3-ounce object when he’s in Milstein’s shower, and told reporters that the rock is nearly always wet and is occasionally moved to slightly different spots within the bathtub, leading him to believe that his girlfriend uses it fairly regularly. He also noted his girlfriend’s bathing time never seems particularly longer than the average person’s considering she has added a rock into the mix.

Ferris added that all attempts to incorporate the rock into his own shower routine have ultimately been unsuccessful.

“I tried rubbing it on my skin once, and it hurt,” Ferris said, concluding that pouring soap and water directly onto the rock neither made it softer nor easier on his skin. “I could maybe see how it could get some dirt off of your body, but it seems too painful to work. Her skin usually looks nice though, so maybe I’m wrong.”

“There is a chance it could be a hair thing,” Ferris continued. “Maybe she rubs the rock in her hair? I don’t know.”

Ferris confirmed he has considered numerous reasons for why his girlfriend uses the rock in the shower, including that she has some type of skin condition, that the rock is some sort of weird tradition her family has, or that everyone uses rocks in the shower and he has been out of the loop the entire time.

“It could be for cleaning the bathtub,” said Ferris, adding he once suspected the rock was a device for making the bathroom smell nice, but then noticed it had no discernible smell whatsoever. “Like every few weekends she scrubs the tub with this rock? I guess I could see Sarah doing that.”

While Ferris said he is mostly certain that the rock was initially purchased at a home goods store of some kind, he was not able to completely rule out the possibility it was just a rock that his girlfriend found on the ground and decided to put in her shower.

“I wonder if I should put a rock in my shower for when she’s over here,” said Ferris, who said he once tried to locate a rock at a Bed Bath & Beyond, but left after not wanting to walk up to a sales clerk and ask them where they kept their “shower rocks.” “Or I could just tell her to leave a rock at my place if she wants.”

“I’m probably not going to do that,” Ferris added.

At press time, a visibly perplexed Ferris had seen the rock sitting in Milstein’s trashcan and then looked in the shower to see another rock sitting in its place.

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Hey friends! I wanted to share that my side series, Cryptid Club, has reached it’s online half way point. Is it just me or is this going way too fast?!?

If you haven’t taken a look yet, here’s all the places you can find it:

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Instagram

Facebook

Twitter

Webtoon

Tapastic

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I love how Old Gods provides that little moment of aftercare where the narrator sits down and pats your shoulder and says "wow that was pretty fucked huh" and meanwhile TMA just tosses me out on my ass like "this has been a podcast go feel your feelings"

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Black stag magick bath

Magick uses:

Protection

Connection to shadow self

Helps in shifting

Primal magick

Animal magick

Divination

Wraith magick

Removes curses

Ingredients:

Charcoal

Mugroot

4 spoonfuls of honey

Black peppermint

Wound wort { I prefer hedge wound wort}

Lavender

Motherswort

{ stir it all cloak wise with I suggest using a hazel stick }

Crystals I suggest:

Onyx

Clear Quartz

Black Obsidian

Blue or yellow tiger's eye

Blood stone

Lolite

Added suggested objects:

Black candle

Gold candle

Red candle

Deer bones hung above the bath

Burn some lavender or dragons blood incense

Hazel stick

Relaxing dark forest ambience playing

Chant:

I am the black stag

I am the shadows in the trees

The crooked path is me

The bone that will not break

I see the truth in the darkness

I do not fear

I am the fire

I am the wood

The stone and the heart

I am the horn and the hoof

Wisdom in every breath

I am not evil nor am I good

Dark and true

Quickest tongue

Sharpest tooth

I am the black stag

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You know sometimes all you can do is scroll out your rolodex of fictional podcasts characters and go “hmmm which queer criminal am I going to channel to get through today?” Because sometimes I need a lesbian truck driver’s determination, and some days I need Peter Nureyev’s ability to completely zone the fuck out unless I am actively talking, and sometimes I just need to be an eldritch horror.

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And in these woods, there are two queens.

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Season 1 Part 4: Ep. 19–24 (click for hq)

{Jane Prentiss alert}

{10,000 worm girlfriends alert}

I’m trying to get S1 done by the time TMA ends, and then I’ll hafta see how I’m feeling about doing the rest. I really want to do all of them though! There’s just,,,so many,,, Please motivation gods, give me the motivation

Season 1 Part 3 Season 1 Part 5

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12 HOUR WRITEATHON // camp nanowrimo day 4

New video for Camp NaNoWriMo! Inspired by Kate Cavanaugh on youtube I wrote for 12 hours straight 😬

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New video! TikTok and alt style?

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It’s out on YouTube! Come listen to the first season of ‘Wasteland’ my post apocalyptic podcast!

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I can’t do bullet journals, but I can do this!

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'avatar the last airbender' inspired vintage outfits 🐉