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Really want a House MD birthday party but I don’t think my mom is gonna be down for having mouse bites and Vicodin for my 18th 😕

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if house was a drag queen his name could be ms.diagnosis

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House isn’t even that much of a dick he’s just from New Jersey

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favorite characters fandom crossover but instead of having to kill the guy (damn), it's a hospital check-up

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Robert Sean Leonard reminds me of a seal

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Can you do House, Wilson and the ducklings on a road trip to a medical conference ?

The true American experience is a 8+ hour roadtrip. Chase is desperately trying to convince them to stop at a Buc-ee's.

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i blocked the is house fruity in this episode guy because the answer is always yes

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wilson's role in house is hilarious cos he is rarely even involved with the plot he's literally just there for homoerotic banter

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its not my fault greg house is hot when he's doing reprehensible acts

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I gotta put down the cup (House MD tumblr during study hall) I’m gonna start failing my classes

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It’s objectively a little nuts putting spoiler warnings on a show that ended in 2012, but I crash out every time I have a new little bit of the Wilson cancer arc spoiled for me even though I know what happens so carry on 🙏🏻😭

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No not really but it’s interesting that you do

do you think greg heffely convinced rowley to commit terrorism and took a plea deal to get off and go into witness protection if he gave him up to the authorities and came out as Greg House

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Also the scene where Wilson’s ex wife (I think Bonnie??) tells House he’s great in bed and would do anything to please his partner 🙏🏻

“U think House is a bottom bc u r ableist and don’t think disabled people can top blah blah blah” no I think he’s a bottom bc of that one scene where him and Wilson r talking abt blood types and Wilson says his blood type is the universal receiver so House responds that Wilson’s blood type is the universal donor which is why he has 3 alimonies

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My leg hurts everything is a House MD reference (literally just sore from practice + healing a sprained ankle)

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Norman Fucking Rockwell is Cuddys song I’m right

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This song was kinda made for them if you don’t think too hard about it

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Got assigned a book in English today… goodbye House MD fan fiction 🙁