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Rip Ted Mosby, you would’ve loved The Prophecy by Taylor swift

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Ted Mosby, I relate to you heavy as a 21 year old lesbian

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No bc I headcanon that Jay and Ronin grew up very similar but the only difference is that Ronin’s parents died and he had no one so he lived a life of crime

NEED Ronin to come back so bad😭😭

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I want Jay to sacrifices himself so bad. He’s the only one who hasn’t “died”.

I need him sacrificing himself for everyone without his memories and when he’s actively dying, we get a series of flashbacks of his memories

Need him to only gain them back when it’s too late…

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Ninjago leaks are more frequent than Zane dying

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I need Ronin back to knock some sense into Jay like bitch listen to uncle ronin and PLAY NICE

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Good Will Hunting (1997) Dir. by Gus Van Sant

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Will Hunting is just like me if he was a 21 year old girl who was fucking stupid and gay

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I feel like Wu ruined the ninjas lives. Like especially Jays.

He had a nice home. Ed and Edna were amazing parents and then Jay went through so much AND FOR WHAT

Need an episode that shows what their lives would look like if they never became ninjas😭😭

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I feel like my 20s is just me wondering if I’m losing myself or finding myself with all of these drastic changes

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real and true to me

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Jay Walker headcanons (chronic illness edition)

Has hashimotos

Constantly tired but ignores it

Spends most of his time playing video games on bad days

If he overdoes his lightning, his fatigue gets worse

Has an ice pack and heating pad collection

Steals Nya’s heating pads

Always cold

Wears sweatshirts and sweatpants in the middle of summer

Jay finds himself leaning into either Kai or Cole because they’re super warm (usually Kai)

Kai used to pushJay away but he’s been doing it for so long, he’s used to it by now

Nya accidentally punched Jay because his foot touched her while sleeping and it was ice cold

Jay is a light sleeper but can manage to sleep anywhere

Jay has trouble vocalizing that he needs to take a break or skip out on training when he’s having a bad flare up

Pushes himself and often overdoes it

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The boys cards 💖✨💖✨💖✨💖

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I love pink, ao3, and iced coffee

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Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home be like:

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sulu is very clearly a smart man. but when he and chekov get together. i’m not saying chekov is dumb either. but somehow they just cancel each others brains out. when sulu is hanging out with janice? completely fine. sulu and chekov? zero problem solving skills. they just try to use the power of friendship

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y'know, I surprisingly don't see enough people talking about Jay in hunted and how my man was definitely having skybound flashbacks.

people ESPECIALLY don't talk about this one line, when they're taking them as prisoners and have told them about fighting slab in the pit.

Kai: At least we know what to call this dump. But what do you make of this "Slab?" And what's "the Pit?"

Jay: Duh. It's most likely an arena. A brutal tradition but exciting nonetheless. I for one can't wait!

I was rewatching recently and something about the way Jay immediately answered kai's question with that genuinely made me uneasy.

he knew what it would be. because he's experienced it before.

also I'd like to add this

Kai: Really? Guys, how do we get outta here alive?

Jay: The sooner you realize we can't, the more fun it'll be.

since I noticed the small connections to skybound this line, although it already did before, worried me deeply.

because he is thinking of skybounds events during this, could he have possibly felt the same way while on misfortunes keep?

anyways, feel free to add on more stuff

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I love jay so much 😼😼