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You’re not depressed. You just need $250,000 in your bank account.

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Another comic based on a favorite post of mine, because what can I say? I love posts

Original post by @cryptotheism

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I am what god made me.

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do you use your irl name on tumblr? ie, either your government name or the name you go as in real life. if you use a different name that's not related to you irl here on tumblr then vote no

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Armand

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We sleep side by side. I see you in my dreams. When we wake up, I get to tell you our adventures.

(Read More Crow Time here)

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Husband called me into the bedroom to show me the tag on our mattress cover, he was very proud.

“This seems like something tumblr will like! It’ll get you all the notes…ReTumbls? It’ll get you all the ReTumbls.”

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FINAL ROUND!

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never forget your roots

fanfiction.net before they removed the NC-17 stories

going to fanfiction.net at all

going to adultfanfiction.net in the fallout of the great “purge”

figuring out that ain’t nobody actually monitoring NC-17 stories there anyway so just rate it “M”

“please R&R! concrit appreciated!”

warning: lemon

though it may be more on the limey side of lemon

“summary sux just read it”

replying to reviews in the author’s notes

author’s notes in which the characters talk to each other and the author

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this is the funniest scp and yet i've never seen anyone posting about it:

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small brain “hotel california is about drugs” normal brain “hotel california is about the music industry” giant brain “hotel california is meant to be taken completely literally and The Eagles are still trapped there”

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It's that romantic kind of rain~!!

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The fox & crow are back! Stargazer pals!

Part 1 / Part 2 / Part 3

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Twilight Town date

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I am DYING for sweet moments 24 with Hartwin :D

:D Well then I hope you’ll enjoy this dearling ;)

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24. Slow Dancing

The upbeat music is loud in the house as Eggsy scrubs at the cabinet doors in the kitchen. They’ve babysat Daisy last night and might have had a small food fight between baking two batches of cookies. And even as he is slightly cursing under his breath at a particularly reclacitrant spot of batter, he can’t bring himself to regret it. He doesn’t remember the last time he’s laugh so hard than when he teamed up with Daisy to break an egg on Harry’s head.

Cleaning the kitchen is his self-appointed penance for unjustly turning it into a two against one fight. Harry has been such a good sport about the whole thing that the least Eggsy can do take care of the whole mess.

And put on a bit of a show for Harry as he shakes his hips to the rhythm of the song. He always feels a bit self-conscious about dancing around Harry, no matter how many times Harry reassures him that he adores watching him.

But as long as he doesn’t turn around, it’s not too hard to pretend he’s completely unaware that Harry is leaning against the doorway, looking at him and has been for some time now.

His plans to keep on focusing on the dirty cabinet while he dances are disrupted when the next song starts and the slow melody throws him off. He grumbles as he turns around to grab his phone and fix it. But his phone is no longer on the counter behind him but insead in Harry’s hands even if he’s already in the process of putting it back where he picked it up from.

It’s in times like these that Eggsy is reminded of just how good a spy Harry is, for having come up so close to him without ever triggering any of his instincts. Maybe it should scare him, make him wary, but really, it just gives him a trill that his lover only uses his skills so he can do silly romantic gestures like that.

“May I have this dance?” Harry offers him a hand but doesn’t come closer, as always respecting Eggsy’s right to choose. But Eggsy simply cannot envision a day he’ll ever refuse Harry.

So he steps closer and takes his hand, a surprised giggle escaping him when Harry’s other arm wrapped around his waist and drags him closer still.

Eggsy had been expecting a waltz or something, but apparently, Harry only wants them to slowly sway together to the gentle music.

Eggsy can totally get behind that.

He lets his free arm close around Harry and rests his head on his shoulder, sighing happily when Harry takes advantage of the position to brush a kiss against his temple.

It’s a long time before Eggsy goes back to his cleaning.

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The prompt was ‘detention.’