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Add: I wanted to make fun of stupid people while I get drunk.

Add: My two true passions.

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Clamor: It kind of tasted like pennies to me.

Clamor: You know, like the small copper coins?

Noah: Why the fuck are you eating coins?

Clamor: Wait I'm not I just phrased it wrong-

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Ara: I'm lebain.

Ara: leasban

Ara: lesbaim

Chung: It's okay, take your time.

Ara, pointing at Elesis: girls

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Clamor: I'm sending good vibes your way.. They're coming..! There's nothing you can do to stop them!

Noah: ...That is the most threatening way I've ever been cheered up..

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Add: I want you to take me out.

Eve: On a date or with a sniper?

Add: Suprise me.

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Rena: Look, I made a marshmallow Raven! See? He's even crossing his arms because he's mad at the other marshmallows for annoying him.

Rena: Do you like it?

Raven: *choked up* It's fine.

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““I have a lot of really useful talents, but none of them are really too good for this mission. Like I’m really good at making fun of people dancing, I’ve invented 10 emoticons, I can walk up and down escalators in like two seconds, I can fit my body into small spaces, I can tell instantly whether someone is fat or pregnant with 60% accuracy, I can sneak like 3 dogs into a movie theater, I can convince my grandmother that I’m not real, I can win a staring contest with a cat, I can make any security guard suspicious of me, I can convince my dad that I’m adopted…””

— -Add

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Add, trying to flirt: You have a beautiful smile.

Eve: Thank you.

Eve: You're not that handsome.

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Elesis: Hey, I'm lesbian.

Elsword: I thought you were Korean?

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Noah: I should've left you in that temple where you were laying..

Clamor:

Clamor: But'chya didn't!

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Solace: We had Twister. Twister was fun, but the other Masters didn't let me play when they played, so I put Vaseline on the colored circles.

Solace: Left leg, BROKEN!

Solace: They should've let me play. I said please.

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[At the end of the first loop]

Noah: We meet again, imposter..

Noah: (chasing after him) I'M STILL ALIVE, ASSHOLE!

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Eve: For the last time, "your" and "you're" are different. "Your" is possessive, and "you're" is short for "you are"-

Elesis: (*singing*) My fire~

Elsword: The one desire~

Laby: Believe when I say~

All 3: I want it that way!

Eve: Ain, they're doing it again!

Ain:

Ain: TELL ME WHY-

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Elesis: Hey, can I get a sip of that water?

Add: It's not water.

Elesis: Vodka? I like your sty-

Add: It's vinegar.

Elesis: Wha-

Add: It's vinegar, pussy.

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Yuria: Do different colors of paint have different flavors?

Clamor: They do.

Noah: Wait, why do you sound so sure?!

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Noah: (*to his younger self in c.7) YOU WANNA TAKE THIS OUTSIDE, KID?! HUH?

Noah: I'LL GO DOWN WITH AN 8-YEAR OLD! I DON'T GIVE A FUCK!