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Headcanon what-if situation

Tell me.

How many people here believe James wouldn't become an alcohol if given the right environment?

To me, he would become an alcoholic after the war. And Snape's name echoes the streets and not his. On the contrary, he gets lots of lashback for tormenting the true hero in his youth.

He would become such a salty and jealous person. His own son said "get behind me, professor"🤺

Harry being the snapefan is never not hilarious to to me. And Snape himself being a snater isn't far behind.

He joined OOTP but didn't achieve shit. Others would realize that he didn't join it for the greater good, but for the fun of it. People could say there is no fun in war. We're talking about a guy that casually changed safe keeper against logical reasons, based on discrimination. Has the instincts of a rock to face the enemy without a wand. It's not sad. It's funny. How dumb are you?

Yeah. James would bottom out after war when people came to love Severus Snape and adore him. Meanwhile James withers away in the corner, with his son's disgust aimed at him. An adult unwilling to apologize for all his wrongdoings.

Sirius not far behind him. Jobless hobos, washed up after being 0 use in the war thanks to their mutt sized brains. 🥀.

How tragic 😂

Remus would apologize but it wouldn't be genuine. He would still be under the illusion he is the victim. Be is this sad pathetic whining mutt. He'd succumb under peer pressure, but what else is surprising.

Hope lily changes her view, but it's a bit too little too late, you're almost 40 now woman. Snape changes half your age. 😂. Jk, she wasn't as that horrible like the marauders, physical wise. But she mentally drained the fuck out of him, but he would forgive her, so would I. Not be abuse I like her, but they're happy.

And knowing her unapologetic nature. I also doubt she would change ask for forgiveness. She would double down.

She and James were a match made in Salazar's dark basilisk pit.

Hope you like this writing prompt.

And yes, I am a snupin, jeverus, Sirius, snettigrew and snily fan. They simply suck ass so I fix them up to fit my taste.

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people Severus canonically loves are Lily, Albus at least to some extent, Lucius at least to some extent, Draco as a Lucius variation, maybe Minerva and Narcissa to some extent as well, and he seems OK with Slughorn. none of them treated him nicely or were concerned about his safety and well-being. none of them showed him much empathy – except maybe Lucius, since we have very, very little info aside from them being friends and having a deeply concerning power dynamics when they were younger; but Lucius at the very least was a big part of Severus ending up among DEs (tho he probably did it with good intentions; still, if I were Severus I'd be resentful). so Severus can overlook it when people don't care about him. he only hates those who directly harm him and are violent towards him – like the Marauders, mainly James and Sirius had been. Severus accepts neglect, he forgives people for not being there for him or using him, but he protests when he is physically violated or targeted.

I wonder what it says about Severus' father, who is shown to be physically aggressive, and his mother, who apparently had been neglectful.

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let's be real guys lol

Give me plus-sized Lily Evans. Gorgeous, curvy Lily Evans with her messy red curls and glasses. Give me sassy, confident, in love with her body plus-sized queen Lily Evans. Give me Lily Evans laying in a meadow wearing a short floral dress, hair splayed in the grass with flowers in it. Lily Evans lounging by the Great Lake in a bikini and braids, confident in all of her curvy glory

If Lily Evans hadn’t been conventionally attractive, a guy like James Potter would’ve never noticed her. I mean, if you want to headcanon her that way, that’s fine, but it’s pretty unbelievable that James would’ve liked her, he probably would’ve laughed at her and called her fat.

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rotten

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Narcissa, Regulus, Andromeda, Bellatrix and Sirius.✨ Art |La Grande Familia|

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Some ✨drama✨ is happened here

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"Do you think you can fix him?"

"No, I'll just accept him as he is." Sirius looks at his husband, Severus talks to Lily, they smile happily, a wedding is a happy event where old friends can become close again. "And then I'll destroy him as I please, that's what the Blacks are for."

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next prompt of @superfallingstars's snapetober "flame"

three flames are starting here, but only one of them literal

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'hate'

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My art style changes more than my mood — I haven’t practiced in forever so now I’m just guessing my way through 😮‍💨

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come back again angst snirius😭😭😭

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no, there's no age gap in that as you are picturing them in school year. but other than that, everything about this ship meta is straight up truer than any jegul*s has.

they have same values, they followed the rules even though the result making them inadequate. never be enough for other person to see. they are typically dutiful child from their family and it's not hard picturing them together.

defending kittywater

ok here is what i like about kittywater. i think it's just a funny fucking idea. my first thought upon seeing it suggested was a feeling of sexual discomfort masquerading as a proper relationship.

umbridge is "too" feminine. she's too ugly to be good at being a woman, so her attempts are laughable. regulus was never meant to be the Patriarch of the family, but bc his more handsome, more popular, more interesting older brother peaced out it looks like he might have to be The Man.

so to me it's like they both have extremely conservative ideals and buy into the pureblood cultural values 100% but within that space will never be good enough. they fail to fully live up to their values. there's something so funny to me about putting a conservative man who isn't very masculine or powerful with a conservative woman who isn't pretty and submissive, but quite domineering, and watching the two of them try to have a traditional relationship.

can i imagine them having sex? no, not really. do they? for sure, after marriage. ofc, they never get married. regulus tries to pressure dolores into sex bc he feels like that's what he's supposed to do and dolores isn't attracted to him but tries to coyly rebuff him with like. chaste kisses that are more like faces bumping together.

they're both masquerading soooooo badly. and that cracks me up.

of course, she's probably like 20 years older than him. i don't think the dynamic i've described works so well with such an age gap. but that's why kittywater is a true blue crackship to me. it does explore the characters but in a weird ass way. everyone is uncomfy.

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cmon he's tallest of the group even from official illustration it's already obvious. that dude is 6'3 least and epitome of masc energy

“Sirius is short” no he not 🫩

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Sirius

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Runaway

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I'll be honest people. I have nothing against ships. I have been shipping since I was 12. Now I'm 22. Ships were nice and if it wasn't my ship, I'll just scroll you know?

Many things happened once I entered harry potter fandom.

For liking snape. I was called a Nazi, racist and fascist

For hating lily. I was called a mysoginist and incel

I've also come to hate ships. In particular, jegulus, wolfstar and jily.

I know ships can exist. But I hate the people behind these ships. Many of them are snaters. I will explain to you why many of these have Snaters.

Jegulus:

In this ship, there are fans that steal Snape his canon position of slytherin. And claim regulus was the gofer of Severus Snape. THE Regulus Black? And other purebloods allows one of their kind to be treated like a slave? Yeah, no. I know fanon exists, I know but it's just how the fans claim that it could be canon or might as well be canon.

Also, they often steal Snape his role as a spy. That he changed for the greater good. And people saying that he canonically did. Bitch, he changed for a racist af house elf. Not to mention that James, whom he never ever interacted with, swoops in to save the damsel in distress.

Also, I dislike the way they hate lily. Many Snape fans see how lily has flaws. She was a bad friend. Jegulus somehow either hates lily because she's a woman or love her because she's a woman. No other reason whatsoever. That's so messed up. Women have flaws and a personality too you know?

As people mentioned. Jegulus is the ship for cowards. I bet Sirius would think, "why my brother when you have me? The best version of house Black? " While he holds a knife against his brother's throat, questioning James. 😂

Wolfstar:

Let's go to wolfstar. This ship ⚓ like the titanic. I have no idea why, how, when, where, who, why (I know I did why twice, leave it 😭) that ship. It's wrong on so many levels. This ship becomes fanon, more and more with each crappy thing the people make up from this.

You see. I dislike this ship. Because often, wolfstar writers see Remus as the victim of that prank. He's a co-victim at best. And they have a whole ordeal about Sirius apologizing to Remus and so on, but where is Severus in this story? Nowhere. Severus is even painted like the bad guy that doesn't need an apology.

Which is why I hate this ship. Fuck it. Fuck the people too. Recently, I've come across headcanons where Remus wore 2nd hand robes, is a Slytherin and has to deal with Sirius his stalking behavior (you know, the -like a dog that scented a rabbit- thing). Bitch, that's Snape. Just say you love a poor snarky git victim with a rich good looking Classist bully, enemies-to-lovers trope. Which is jeverus and snirius at best.

I hate this ship for all the brain rot the shippers have, the hatred towards Snape, and the nerve to justify Remus and Sirius by walking over Snape. Not to mention the immense mischaracterization. Since when is Sirius a crop top, mini skirt, lipstick, mascara wearing bastard and Remus is a hot daddy cowboy that gets lapdances from Sirius as if Black is a stripper.

The Remus that couldn't even look a child of 15 in the eyes as he himself justified James? That Remus? The Sirius that is basically Bellatrix her twin, gives lapdances? That it's fanon, alright, but please, if you can't paint Snape good in your fanfics, then don't touch him at all. That's why I hate wolf star shippers. I just know, Sirius would actually put more effort into trying to kill his FEM Sirius version by none other than Remus. Yeah, Sirius is so unhinged he would try the shack incident a 2nd time.

Jily:

Now, my favourite. Jily. Hey, I know its canon. Just because it's canon, doesn't mean I can not hate it. You see. Many fans of this ship, JUSTIFY James and Lily. Yeah, you read that correctly. There has to be a few screws loose in the head to justify a Classist aristocratic slightly racist bully. And a woman that willingly gave her hand to that type of monster.

Worst part is, similar to wolfstar. People don't work on Snape at all. Giving him some 2nd hand basic bad guy dialogue. To justify James his bullying and Lily her backstabbing. And similar to jegulus, for potter to swoop in and safe lily. Severus was the victim! He was the victim of James, Lily, Sirius, Remus, Peter, Teachers and Slytherins.

Lily had good friends she made WILLINGLY. James also had a good friendship circle that he made WILLINGLY. Meanwhile Snape is left there to rot. Same fans will say Snape was an incel, Snape would've been a pedophile is Harry looked like her.

Bro, Snape didn't even have sex because he could die at any given day. Keep your perverted thoughts to yourself please, snater. That's the jily fandom. If jegulus and wolfstar loved Snape as a carpet. Boy, Jily makes Snape a red carpet to walk on all of his sorrow and misery.

Worst of all, people here either mischaracterize lily a lot. Telling others she is this saintly, empathic girl, when she was nothing but a backstabbing prick. Or, they like her because she is a woman married to the almighty James Potter. So, involved with Marauders. Perhaps even also helping wolfstar indirectly. James is taken, Remus and Sirius get together and "Peter can go fuck himself because he's ugly anyway." - some snater

That is why I hate wolfstar, jegulus, and jily. Now, I am honest here. I haven't put much thought in other ships outside Snape and the ones I hate. So please don't ask me about dramione, Drarry, Tomarry or whatever ship exists out there. As soon as I see these three ships on TikTok, I dont immediately act. Especially when their comments are empty. But I tend to lash out more often on the shippers of these 3 ships.

It's ships like these that create more snaters by the day. So if they have no Severus content on their page but lots of marauders content (yeah,I check their pages and followers and their pages). I make sure they know who the character is that they idolize. Until now, this theory has yet to be proven wrong because all jily, jegulus and wolfstar shippers I've interacted with are snaters.

Now, I'm not advising anyone to do this. This is simply my hill to die on I guess.

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Shh... He's Sneepin' 💤

Lucius looked everywhere for this tiny, missing Sneep! He was starting to worry.. but it seems the Sneep fell asleep while hiding away in a little cupboard.

one can only assume he was hiding from unscrupulous individuals

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