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me (dairy free) looming over a cute teenage couple at a diner because I'm jealous of their milkshake

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all astarion x halsin fics feel like this to me idek

like why do they always got the yaoi hands special added to them, they are both over 100 years old dawg

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all astarion x halsin fics feel like this to me idek

like why do they always got the yaoi hands special added to them, they are both over 100 years old dawg

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"Please dont talk about Dungeons and Dragons and More Dragons unless you want to stay 15-30 minutes late. Someone tried to do so to prolong a test and ended up literally locked into the room an hour after class had ended. Still didn't take the test tho. 5/5"

"He talks like he hasn't been on earth for 30 years, but he also took us on a field trip to a *very classified* laboratory and we had to run from the FBI - some how we have not faced the consequences of our actions. 5/5"

Hc that Ford gets a job at a local community college as a physics prof after he and Stan are done sailing around the world and fulfills his destiny as the eccentric professor he was always meant to be

And he quickly gains a reputation amongst the stem students as That Professor

I bet his ratemyprof reviews would be insane:

“He didn’t grade any of our homework until the end of the semester, but he brought something called a ‘plaidypus’ to class and let us pet it. Her name was Dorothy. 5/5”

“He constantly ranted about how ‘triangles are the most untrustworthy shape’ whatever that means. Also he doesn’t know how to use the internet. I hated his class. 5/5”

And many more iterations of “this guy is terrible. 5 stars”

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ive never read the great gatsby but this seems like this would be a scene in it

Could yall stop shooting each other outside my window im trying to masturbate

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a few days late for June, but I had to finish and post these bg3 pride doodles<3

bonus:

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i wanna make a proper bg3 x parks and rec but this was long enough to be its own post ✌️ pls enjoy

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Patreon Request - Soft old man Gale

Another fairly old request - but someone wanted some soft old man Gale with Bloodweave. I just want Astarion to constantly be smitten with his human husband no matter what age he is. Also Tara is eternal.

Patreon | Instagram | Redbubble | BlueSky

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when me and my boyfriend make meals we have a tradition of sending each other unappetising off-centre photographs of them in poor lighting. we call this "wikipedia food".

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Happy pride month to my dad. When I came out as bi to him, this man googled what it ment, look at me and said "ohh. Yeah. You get that from me. You'd have far more siblings of I only shaged women." And went right back to his work emails.

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maybe top 10 posts ever

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Tumblr virgin.. here's an Astarion sketch :>

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Reblog to give a trans person a fresh and perfectly ripe mango wait huh

It's the wikipedia image??? How big could it be

What

Huh???

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Again said with affection. I need him carnally.

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