emergency-lockpick
emergency-lockpick
I am funnier than you
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emergency-lockpick · 2 days ago
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I’ll get him back
Freddy "Faggot" Fazbear has passed the hell away
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emergency-lockpick · 7 days ago
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this advertisement was kind of a jumpscare to lay my eyes upon during my weekly admiration of sweaty old men
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emergency-lockpick · 2 months ago
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emergency-lockpick · 2 months ago
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when I became an adult 4 months ago my balls dropped into the core of the earth and I obtained a wisdom and knowledge beyond the comprehension of minors. it is highly immoral of me to share shitposts with anyone under the age of 18 as my brain is equivalent to that of the wise mystical tree
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long have I served as the guardian spirit
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emergency-lockpick · 2 months ago
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how bro felt when writing that
yep i knew it
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emergency-lockpick · 2 months ago
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fart smella
yep i knew it
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emergency-lockpick · 2 months ago
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hold that thought lil bro I’ve got more stuff to add to the situation 🔥🔥🔥
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yep i knew it
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emergency-lockpick · 2 months ago
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say my name bro
yep i knew it
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emergency-lockpick · 2 months ago
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I wouldn’t lie to u
i dont wanna say this but
why do u gotta ship the men THE men
im not against gay or lesbians
but its just i dont get it
why? why WHY its disguSTING DUDE
HOW IS THIS OALRIGHT I DONT UNDERSTAND
YOU GUYS GOon TO THEM??? WHATS WRONG WITH YOU
yeah ueah then go straight into reblogs or comments lecturing me about rule 34 or some bullshit
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emergency-lockpick · 2 months ago
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they’re gay in canon bro 🙏
i dont wanna say this but
why do u gotta ship the men THE men
im not against gay or lesbians
but its just i dont get it
why? why WHY its disguSTING DUDE
HOW IS THIS OALRIGHT I DONT UNDERSTAND
YOU GUYS GOon TO THEM??? WHATS WRONG WITH YOU
yeah ueah then go straight into reblogs or comments lecturing me about rule 34 or some bullshit
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emergency-lockpick · 3 months ago
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monster energy x cigarette yuri
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emergency-lockpick · 3 months ago
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lowkey I would read the minecraft bible
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emergency-lockpick · 4 months ago
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I’m dumb as fuck rn I got yaoingitis
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emergency-lockpick · 5 months ago
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closing the game and going outside
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made for my dad
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emergency-lockpick · 5 months ago
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made for my dad
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emergency-lockpick · 5 months ago
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man what a day to be jewish
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emergency-lockpick · 6 months ago
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as a celebration of my recent 18th birthday, I will now draw myself (nsfw) (minors do not look‼️‼️🤯)
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this is totally me irl trust 🙏
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