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look all im saying is that ive been a kahlopatra truther since day 1 and i have evidence
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i’ve been converted to lottienat nation
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sorry to neil gaiman and the anti-spoilers fans however i am built different and this is possibly the best day of my life
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joe biden’s silence regarding the good omens leak is deafening
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Everyone is like "i feel so awful about this" and "oh poor neil" "i feel so bad for the fans who were spoiled"
Couldn't be me this was a GREAT spoiler I'm riding a high baby! I'm more excited about this show than I ever was before. This spoiler has made me more invested in Good Omens than the trailer ever has, I haven't been this excited since I first watched season 1. I'm gonna start reading GO fanfiction again for the first time in 3 years thanks to this spoiler.
It's not even a plot reveal it's not like y'all just got told Vader was Luke's father come ON! Celebrate! Enjoy! Build the antici...PATION for the new season! Absolutely fucking fanTASTIC stuff!
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six women walk into a wellness center... and the recovering addict gets accidentally killed by her best friend, who was trying to protect her from a suicidal young woman, who was trying to protect her cult leader, who got shot by a mean teenage girl, who was just trying to protect her murderous mom, who was being hunted by her high school soccer team, that included a senator that kills dogs and a lesbian with terminal cancer. and also elijah wood killed a cop
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when you unsuspectingly see your best friend at the store

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tai from yellowjackets im gonna keep it real with you folks she is NOT getting that reelection
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laura lee having her revelation of god by hitting her head on the bottom of a shallow pool, slicing open a wound. lottie fully surrendering to the wildernesses visions and influence, her own kind of revelation, marked by her hitting her head on the glass of a window, slicing open a wound. these two girls then find comfort in the other when they're stranded, comfort in knowing the other believes them. they were always connected, by a red invisible string of faith, even if they didn't know it yet. if you even care.
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Lottie and Laura Lee… the prophet and the saint, the pagan priestess and the Christian martyr. You have a vision of your friend surrounded by flames, and she tells you the fire must’ve meant the presence of god, but then it turns out it had only meant her death. The woods want to have you all for themselves, so she has to die. And it sounds like some pseudohistorical early Middle Ages thing but you’re both teenage girls in the 90s
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