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Aaaaah I just realised I never answered your first question. YES I’m fine with old asks for different characters. Old asks with variations. Just ask anything I really don���t mind^^

I’m very interested in ur writing, so far I love how you write out the boys

( are you fine with old questions being asked for different characters?)

Anyways, SO plans out a scavenger hunt with clues showing that SO is pregnant and when skeleton gets to the SO surprises them with a cake saying “congratulations your gonna be a father”

(Dealers choice)

In my universe, Humans and Monsters can’t reproduce. So, if this scenario is happening skele and S/O have been having some form of assistance, such as using a surrogate or donor. This influences the reactions as it should be less of a surprise, but also means that all of the dads-to-be are in a position to want a child and be ready for it! Because this ask states S/O is pregnant, I’m assuming they’re using some kind of donor!

Some of the skeletons are very reluctant fathers for different reasons, and would only feel comfortable having them in a very secure and long-standing relationship, with some convincing and some boundaries. These are Stretch, Razz, Red, Axe, Coffee and also in some settings, Blue.

Two of the skeletons do not want children and cannot be convinced – Cash and Wolf.

((sorry for the delay beabesl33py, I've been away for a while when your ask was partially written!))

Sans

When you cut Sans off at the door and tell him you have a scavenger hunt for him, he somehow wasn’t surprised to see Papyrus hanging out behind you, practically vibrating. He reckons you must have banded together to pull some prank on him. He chuckles, ‘well, if i didn’t join in after all this effort i’d be a scavenger-’   ‘SANS.’  

When he sees you standing in the kitchen with the cake, he freezes for a minute. No way, it… it really worked? He… honestly didn’t think you’d ever get here? When it sinks in, he smiles, and takes the cake gently from your hands, setting it onto the kitchen counter before pulling you into a soft hug. ‘thank you.’ he whispers into your ear. He’s got a lot of work to do over the next few months, but for now, he’s going to enjoy every moment.

Papyrus

Coming home to a new puzzle or scavenger hunt wasn’t uncommon in your household. It’s like a sign of affection for Paps, and he adores when you set something up for him. He’s not expecting anything crazy, and makes his way through your clues.

At first, he doesn’t read the text on the cake. He thinks you just bought a nice cake for the both of you to share after a hard day’s work! When you prompt him to look again, he reads it. And reads it. And reads it again. He lifts his hand, drops it. Starts to talk, and stops. Eventually he’s processed this, and asks: ‘S/O, PLEASE CAN YOU PUT THE CAKE DOWN?’. As soon as you do, he’s swept you up into the biggest hug of your life, spinning you round and making you both dizzy and giggly and joyful. He kisses you before hugging you once more, gently. ‘THIS IS THE BEST NEWS I’VE EVER HAD.’

For the next few months, Papyrus is going to have the time of his life breaking the news to all his friends and family, and showing you off. He marvels at every appointment, researches all the best items to buy for the baby, and spends his evenings making sure you’re content. He’s in awe of how you are growing your first child from a few tiny cells to a living baby, and is enjoying every step of the process. Being a dad really suits him, and he's a natural at it.

Blue

Blue has an idea as to what this is all about. He can’t quite believe it, but that’s okay, because it’s only a theory. After a few years of you bringing it up regularly, you’d reassured him enough for him to agree to – stars, he can’t quite believe this – have a baby. He’s nervous, and excited, and did he mention he’s terrified?  

He’d noticed your little glances when his back was turned, and he’d noticed the appointment you went to yesterday morning. He’s not pushed you, but he is waiting for some kind of news one way or another. He thinks he’s about to find out the results of your latest cycle of treatments.

Your skeleton S/O completes all your clues and riddles and stands before you in the kitchen, reading the pristine icing on the blue cake you held. ‘W-WOW. IT… IT’S REALLY HAPPENING, HUH?’

You pause, put the cake down, worried he’s changed his mind. But you don’t worry for long, because Blue quickly rushes to you and pulls you into a crushing hug. ‘WOW, I CAN’T BELIEVE IT’S FINALLY HAPPENED! YOU CAN STOP ALL THOSE HORRIBLE TREATMENTS NOW!’ He pulls away, hands still holding tight onto your upper arms. ‘YOU’RE AMAZING, S/O! WE’RE GOING TO HAVE A BABY! I’M SO EXCITED! AND SCARED!’ Over the next few months, Blue is going on a rollercoaster ride of nerves, so keep reassuring him and maybe keep him confident with a to-do list or two. He processes things by keeping busy, and by the end of your first trimester you already have a fully painted and set up nursery, dozens of packs of disposable baby items, and a whole unisex baby wardrobe!

Edge

Never tell Edge he isn’t a patient man. For the sake of his dear S/O, he will (enthusiastically) partake in some silly (and endearing) ‘scavenger hunt’. He follows your clues and doesn’t even stop to critique them, since… well, he has to admit they’re pretty good. You’ve learned a lot from him, clearly.

When he solves the final puzzle he finds you holding a cake, with icing spelling out – no, surely not? He knows you wouldn’t joke about something like this, but…  ‘IS THIS TRUE, S/O?’

When he finally understands, he promptly relieves you of your cake-holding duties. Then he wraps his arms around your waist and pulls you off the ground into a huge hug, making you giggle. He pulls back just enough that his nasal bone touches the tip of your nose and he murmurs, ‘You’re Amazing.’ He kisses you, and I hope you didn’t make any plans for tonight.

Axe

When Axe came in from work, he completely missed you and Willow hanging around expectantly in the hallway. He faceplanted into the sofa for a nap before you gently shook his arm and told him you had a scavenger hunt for him. ‘uh, sorry pumpkin. can it wait till i’ve eaten?’. Luckily Willow is on your side and produces an airhorn… which quickly has Axe standing to attention. You go easy on him and skip the first few clues you had made.

He quickly reaches the final clue and opens the kitchen door to reveal you holding a beautiful iced cake. He takes a minute to read what it says, before glancing back up at you for confirmation. When he’s satisfied that yes, this is a true and real thing, he has the widest grin you’ve seen. ‘heh. this is really happening then, huh?’. Gently cuping your head in his hands, kisses you lightly. ‘a little babybones. never thought i’d see the day.’

As the months trundle on, Axe does start to feel the nerves. Between you and Willow, just give him a push now and then to get his help with all the preparations – you’ll find him zoning out more and more as he starts to panic. Once the baby is here and he can hold it (and protect it), it’s much more natural for him.

Wine

Your biggest mistake was, as always, assuming you could hide anything from Wine.

He’d seen a shift in your behaviour recently. He’d noticed your impromptu trip to the store, noticed you turn down his offer to drive you. Then for the following few days, you’d been eying him every now and then, thinking he didn’t see. But he did, of course. He’d narrowed it down to pregnancy or some kind of surprise you were planning for him. Being that you’d spent months at the fertility clinic in the hopes of conceiving your first child together, Wine assumed the former.

He loves how sweet you are, and had been weighing up how you might deliver the news to him. You were obviously waiting for the right time, and if he knew you (which he does, inside and out), you’d be planning something positively adorable.

So when he came home to an apparently empty house, save for a cryptic, handdrawn note on the sofa, he chuckled. Yes, that’s about right.

It only takes Wine a few minutes to arrive in the kitchen, and that’s because he’s playing along with the suspense you’re creating. He opens the door with a smirk, but that softens immediately upon seeing you – cake in hand, proudly informing him he’s going to be a father.

It turns out that you can pre-empt as much as you want… some things don’t hit home until they’re real.

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Okay, I feel like I need to say something. AI and fan works.

I’ve seen a lot of posts recently about how you can spot AI writing by looking for em dashes.

AI does tend to use a lot of them! I completely agree with that. It’s a bit of a hallmark.

However it’s VERY much a hallmark of my writing too, and the writing of many others. I also use a lot of commas. I promise I’m not an AI, and none of my work is written by an AI! Just in case anyone gets concerned!

I love that writers have different styles. We need to protect that.

Fandom spaces have always had such a mix of people - you can find fan works written by published authors with degrees in creative writing, you can find fan works written by people who never finished college, you can find fan works written in peoples second or third or fourth languages. I never put down a fan work because of traditionally ‘poor’ grammar or a tone that’s different to mine, and I never read a work because it’s written in ‘perfect’ English (the concept doesn’t exist).

These works are about soul, and our shared love of the fictional universes we as fandomers have created together. It transcends all these conventions. If you write it, and I understand it, we’ve shared something together.

AI generated writing has no place in fandom. If the connection between people is lost or devalued, there IS no fandom. Fandom is rebellious, it’s organic. It’s sculpted by a shared community. It’s HUMAN.

Please never think you need to have an AI generate your work because your ‘English isn’t good enough’, or your grammar isn’t great. Please don’t assume someone is an AI because they’re a ‘flowery’ writer.

Write that wall of dialogue.

Describe the hell out of that location.

Skip scenes.

*** enter enter to your hearts content.

Not sure whether that s needs an apostrophe and can’t understand what Google’s telling you? Publish it anyway.

Create. Revel. There’s time to learn. But you’ll never learn if you don’t write.

Improve bit by bit at your own place. Your creativity is still welcome here, and people will still enjoy your work in the meantime.

We’re all self-indulgent goblins after all.

To write fanfiction is to contribute something to our ecosystem. Make it yours - make it human - and make it with pride.

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Hi everyone! I’ll be taking a break from writing and social media once Deltarune chap 3&4 come out. I expect most of us will be doing the same anyway so no biggie but that’s why you won’t see me upload for a few weeks. See you on the other side!

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Thanks for the rec @undertale-fic-librarby! We're in the slow-burning phase atm and just getting started but we will have plenty of sans x reader and papyrus x reader. I also STRONGLY recommend Saving Three Ex-cell-ent skeletons by RecklesslyCaffeinated so if anyone is following me but hasn't read it, first how come?? second go read it!

HEYA! just wanted to request some prisoner sans x reader fics, aus are very much welcomed! also, i loooove your recs! thank youuu

Howdy, thanks for asking! Here are some fics that might fit what you're looking for!

Saving Three Ex-cell-ent Skeletons by RecklesslyCaffeinated (Mature, Complete)

Saving Three Ex-cell-ent Skeletons, or, The Pros and Cons You Meet as a Prison Nurse is an Undertale Prison AU. You are a recently graduated prison nurse who’s still getting to grips with your new job at New Ebbott Prison. With a big heart and an almost complete inability to say no, you find yourself in charge of three Skeleton Monsters. One is grouchy, one is flirty and one is entirely insane. Despite your misgivings, and frequent warnings, you find your ability to remain professional with these skele-boys is sorely tested. Gore and horror chapters (mild gore and only one real horror chapter) will be flagged in the chapter notes.

Jail Time Rock by Loopylulu258 (Mature, Incomplete)

After years at school to become a nurse you finally got yourself a job at Mt Ebott Prison as a nurse. You knew it would definitely be exciting but had no idea how much this job would change your life. Sans your main reason for being there, with low HP the prison provides weekly check ups with him and slowly he worms his way into your heart. Red the dangerous but charming gang member who rules over the prison courtyard, but still makes sure to throw a sly smile and wink your way. And skull. Not much is known about skull, and most of the staff avoid him out of fear but not you. This is an AU made by Llama_Goddess for their story Aggre(g/v)ation (Its really good please check it out!) They gave me permission to write it up as a full story so I will try my hardest to continue it!

Dead Man Walking by ensi_undertale (Mature, Incomplete)

Great. You’re doing 30 years for a crime you didn’t commit, the prison guards are trying to kill you, and now your face graces TV sets across the country. It’s a good job you’ve made friends with some skeleton inmates… although some of them feel like a bigger threat than anything the prison can throw at you. You have no idea how deep this goes. But, he’ll make sure you find out. It’s his stage after all. He is the puppet-master, the puppet, the judge, the jury, and the executioner. A slow burn, six-skeletons type fic set within a prison that has a lot of secrets to hide.

7 Days in H*ll by SkellieUser666 (Mature, Incomplete)

Trapped in a prison cell for 7 days with inmate Red during a prison break and riot. What could go wrong.

Bone-a-fied Criminals by Ant1quar1an (Teen And Up, Incomplete)

Dread and excitement– what an unusual combo to feel. Then again, you in your entirety didn’t exactly “make sense.” Staring at the road in front of you, you recalled what exactly led you to be in this situation; driving to your new job that provided accommodation and gave you an almost-certain likelihood of gaining some sort of injury. --- You've taken up a therapy-reporting job at your local Prison, acting as a therapist to 3 particular skeletons in order to really truly find out why they did what they did and tell the world their story. Only, you find out that the "No-romancing-prisoners" rules are kind of hard to follow. Stars-damn these skeletons for being so attractive.

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Chapter 11 - Dead Man Walking

See you on AO3!

You opened your eyes. Pitch black. Not right. Scrambling upright, your fingers clawed on the floor for some grip and you started to stand - but something weighing on your shoulders kept you pushed to the ground. Forcefully.

‘we have got to stop meetin’ like this.’

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INK INK INK INK INK INK INK INK INK INK INK of course P.S AI art sucks so bad and it'll never be the one thing art is supposed to be. ink isnt mine ofc.....

[ensi-undertale]

I’m very interested in ur writing, so far I love how you write out the boys

( are you fine with old questions being asked for different characters?)

Anyways, SO plans out a scavenger hunt with clues showing that SO is pregnant and when skeleton gets to the SO surprises them with a cake saying “congratulations your gonna be a father”

(Dealers choice)

In my universe, Humans and Monsters can’t reproduce. So, if this scenario is happening skele and S/O have been having some form of assistance, such as using a surrogate or donor. This influences the reactions as it should be less of a surprise, but also means that all of the dads-to-be are in a position to want a child and be ready for it! Because this ask states S/O is pregnant, I’m assuming they’re using some kind of donor!

Some of the skeletons are very reluctant fathers for different reasons, and would only feel comfortable having them in a very secure and long-standing relationship, with some convincing and some boundaries. These are Stretch, Razz, Red, Axe, Coffee and also in some settings, Blue.

Two of the skeletons do not want children and cannot be convinced – Cash and Wolf.

((sorry for the delay beabesl33py, I've been away for a while when your ask was partially written!))

Sans

When you cut Sans off at the door and tell him you have a scavenger hunt for him, he somehow wasn’t surprised to see Papyrus hanging out behind you, practically vibrating. He reckons you must have banded together to pull some prank on him. He chuckles, ‘well, if i didn’t join in after all this effort i’d be a scavenger-’   ‘SANS.’  

When he sees you standing in the kitchen with the cake, he freezes for a minute. No way, it… it really worked? He… honestly didn’t think you’d ever get here? When it sinks in, he smiles, and takes the cake gently from your hands, setting it onto the kitchen counter before pulling you into a soft hug. ‘thank you.’ he whispers into your ear. He’s got a lot of work to do over the next few months, but for now, he’s going to enjoy every moment.

Papyrus

Coming home to a new puzzle or scavenger hunt wasn’t uncommon in your household. It’s like a sign of affection for Paps, and he adores when you set something up for him. He’s not expecting anything crazy, and makes his way through your clues.

At first, he doesn’t read the text on the cake. He thinks you just bought a nice cake for the both of you to share after a hard day’s work! When you prompt him to look again, he reads it. And reads it. And reads it again. He lifts his hand, drops it. Starts to talk, and stops. Eventually he’s processed this, and asks: ‘S/O, PLEASE CAN YOU PUT THE CAKE DOWN?’. As soon as you do, he’s swept you up into the biggest hug of your life, spinning you round and making you both dizzy and giggly and joyful. He kisses you before hugging you once more, gently. ‘THIS IS THE BEST NEWS I’VE EVER HAD.’

For the next few months, Papyrus is going to have the time of his life breaking the news to all his friends and family, and showing you off. He marvels at every appointment, researches all the best items to buy for the baby, and spends his evenings making sure you’re content. He’s in awe of how you are growing your first child from a few tiny cells to a living baby, and is enjoying every step of the process. Being a dad really suits him, and he's a natural at it.

Blue

Blue has an idea as to what this is all about. He can’t quite believe it, but that’s okay, because it’s only a theory. After a few years of you bringing it up regularly, you’d reassured him enough for him to agree to – stars, he can’t quite believe this – have a baby. He’s nervous, and excited, and did he mention he’s terrified?  

He’d noticed your little glances when his back was turned, and he’d noticed the appointment you went to yesterday morning. He’s not pushed you, but he is waiting for some kind of news one way or another. He thinks he’s about to find out the results of your latest cycle of treatments.

Your skeleton S/O completes all your clues and riddles and stands before you in the kitchen, reading the pristine icing on the blue cake you held. ‘W-WOW. IT… IT’S REALLY HAPPENING, HUH?’

You pause, put the cake down, worried he’s changed his mind. But you don’t worry for long, because Blue quickly rushes to you and pulls you into a crushing hug. ‘WOW, I CAN’T BELIEVE IT’S FINALLY HAPPENED! YOU CAN STOP ALL THOSE HORRIBLE TREATMENTS NOW!’ He pulls away, hands still holding tight onto your upper arms. ‘YOU’RE AMAZING, S/O! WE’RE GOING TO HAVE A BABY! I’M SO EXCITED! AND SCARED!’ Over the next few months, Blue is going on a rollercoaster ride of nerves, so keep reassuring him and maybe keep him confident with a to-do list or two. He processes things by keeping busy, and by the end of your first trimester you already have a fully painted and set up nursery, dozens of packs of disposable baby items, and a whole unisex baby wardrobe!

Edge

Never tell Edge he isn’t a patient man. For the sake of his dear S/O, he will (enthusiastically) partake in some silly (and endearing) ‘scavenger hunt’. He follows your clues and doesn’t even stop to critique them, since… well, he has to admit they’re pretty good. You’ve learned a lot from him, clearly.

When he solves the final puzzle he finds you holding a cake, with icing spelling out – no, surely not? He knows you wouldn’t joke about something like this, but…  ‘IS THIS TRUE, S/O?’

When he finally understands, he promptly relieves you of your cake-holding duties. Then he wraps his arms around your waist and pulls you off the ground into a huge hug, making you giggle. He pulls back just enough that his nasal bone touches the tip of your nose and he murmurs, ‘You’re Amazing.’ He kisses you, and I hope you didn’t make any plans for tonight.

Axe

When Axe came in from work, he completely missed you and Willow hanging around expectantly in the hallway. He faceplanted into the sofa for a nap before you gently shook his arm and told him you had a scavenger hunt for him. ‘uh, sorry pumpkin. can it wait till i’ve eaten?’. Luckily Willow is on your side and produces an airhorn… which quickly has Axe standing to attention. You go easy on him and skip the first few clues you had made.

He quickly reaches the final clue and opens the kitchen door to reveal you holding a beautiful iced cake. He takes a minute to read what it says, before glancing back up at you for confirmation. When he’s satisfied that yes, this is a true and real thing, he has the widest grin you’ve seen. ‘heh. this is really happening then, huh?’. Gently cuping your head in his hands, kisses you lightly. ‘a little babybones. never thought i’d see the day.’

As the months trundle on, Axe does start to feel the nerves. Between you and Willow, just give him a push now and then to get his help with all the preparations – you’ll find him zoning out more and more as he starts to panic. Once the baby is here and he can hold it (and protect it), it’s much more natural for him.

Wine

Your biggest mistake was, as always, assuming you could hide anything from Wine.

He’d seen a shift in your behaviour recently. He’d noticed your impromptu trip to the store, noticed you turn down his offer to drive you. Then for the following few days, you’d been eying him every now and then, thinking he didn’t see. But he did, of course. He’d narrowed it down to pregnancy or some kind of surprise you were planning for him. Being that you’d spent months at the fertility clinic in the hopes of conceiving your first child together, Wine assumed the former.

He loves how sweet you are, and had been weighing up how you might deliver the news to him. You were obviously waiting for the right time, and if he knew you (which he does, inside and out), you’d be planning something positively adorable.

So when he came home to an apparently empty house, save for a cryptic, handdrawn note on the sofa, he chuckled. Yes, that’s about right.

It only takes Wine a few minutes to arrive in the kitchen, and that’s because he’s playing along with the suspense you’re creating. He opens the door with a smirk, but that softens immediately upon seeing you – cake in hand, proudly informing him he’s going to be a father.

It turns out that you can pre-empt as much as you want… some things don’t hit home until they’re real.

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Chapters 9 and 10 - Dead Man Walking

Up on AO3 now:)

You glanced up when the Monster in question hummed, looking pensive. ‘hm. y/n. there’s somethin’ i’ve been curious about.’

Oh boy. ‘Shoot.’

He took a drawn-out bite of pastry before continuing. ‘well, y’know… y’ve been ‘ere for a few months now. met our bros, hit it off with some’ve ‘em.’ He paused, meeting your gaze. ‘but what i wanna know is, what’cha actually think of us all.’  

You considered this for a second before putting down your fork. Surely this was in Prison 101, right? Thou shalt not tell other inmates thou disliketh them.

Luckily, Red answered for you.

‘that’s fuckin’ obvious, moron.’

‘oh yeah?’ Wolf raised an eye ridge.

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Chapter 8 - Dead Man Walking

It’s up on AO3 now ❤️

‘A knife, 1802. What is a knife doing in the brick wall above your bunk?’

1802 – whatever his name actually was – regarded the item earnestly, before shrugging. ‘don’t look like a knife to me.’

‘Would you like me to demonstrate it for you?’

‘no sir,’ the Monster replied, single, red eyelight glinting. With humour, or… malice? ‘must’ve been planted.’

The Facilitator leaned back, handing the confiscated item to a colleague behind him… never quite turning away from the prisoner as he did so. Looks like this skeleton was an unknown quantity to him, too.

Man watched Monster silently for a few moments, weighing up the options for how to respond, or so you assumed. And for those few, long seconds, you thought you were about to witness something awful.

[ensi-undertale]

New chapter coming in the next few weeks guys^^ had a bit of a break to decompress!

[ensi-undertale]

Hey there! I really loved that imagine you did earlier and the fic looks great!

Tell me, for the skeletons of your choice, what would they do if a seagull snatched a hotdog out of their hand?

Thank you for the prompt!! I had so much fun with this, that I ended up making it into a set of drabbles. Hope you don't mind^^ I had a mighty need for the fluff.

Blue

‘AND THEN, WE SHOULD VISIT THE PIER. IT HAS AN ARCADE! YOU’D LIKE THAT WOULDN’T YOU BROTHER? …BROTHER?’

But Stretch wasn’t looking his way. His gaze was fixed on something just over Blue’s shoulder.

‘hey, watch-’

But it was too late. As Blue turned to see what he was staring at, the seagull honed in on the hot dog in his hand, swooped, and carried it away.

Stretch covered his mouth with his hand, stifling laughter. ‘o-oho. uhh… do you want mine?’

‘N-NO NO, THAT’S OKAY, PAPY. A HOT DOG IS ESSENTIAL ON A BEACH TRIP, AND I DON’T WANT YOU TO GO WITHOUT.’

‘thanks bro, but I thought it was fish and chips?’

‘…IS IT?’

Black

Black and Wolf were enjoying a late afternoon stroll on the beach, tucking into some hot dogs as the sun began to set.

‘SEE, BROTHER? THIS IS WHAT I TELLING YOU ABOUT THE SEASIDE AIR.’

Wolf sniffed pointedly. ‘hell yeah. that sure is some crispy air.’

Black batted one hand towards his brother. ‘KNOCK IT OFF, YOU TROGLODYTE.’

Unfortunately, in all the commotion the brothers missed the seagull darting towards them with intent. Black sidestepped the creature, but it was too late. It had stolen his hot dog.

He sighed.

‘you gonna let ‘im get away with that, bro?’

‘AM I…��� Black pinched his nasal ridge with his now very free hand. ‘YES PAPYRUS I AM, BECAUSE I’M NOT GOING TO SHOOT DOWN A BIRD IN PUBLIC FOR THE SAKE OF A HOT DOG.’

‘aw, that would’ve been funny.’

Black turned towards his brother incredulously. ‘DON’T YOU HAVE SOMEWHERE TO BE? GO TERRORISE SOME CHILDREN OR SOMETHING!’

Sans

And now, this was more Sans’s speed.

After 6 hours of surfing classes, sandcastles, arcades, and volleyball (most of which Sans didn’t actually do… rather watch), there was nothing like lazing around, tucking into a fresh hot dog.

As he raised the dog and took a bite, his brother screeched, reaching towards him.

‘ACK! DON’T LET IT-’

But it was too late. A massive seagull had just brazenly plucked it from his hand, and bumbled off. It could barely fly with all the extra weight in its beak.

Papyrus’s outstretched hand dropped. ‘-TAKE… IT.’

‘hot dog, i did not expect that.’

‘SANS.’

…

‘absolutely ungullievable.’

‘SANS!’

Axe

‘THIS WAS NICE, WASN’T IT BROTHER?’

Axe looked up from his hot dog towards Willow, who smiled down at him. ‘yeah, ‘s a good day out.’

Willow nodded, and stretched his arms behind him. ‘MHM… THE SUN IS REALLY GOOD FOR MY BONES!’

At that moment, a large seagull divebombed the pair, aiming straight for Axe’s food. He batted it away with his free hand, and the bird dodged, snapping the hot dog between its beak-

But it was too late.

Axe had grabbed it by the neck, tearing the bun out its mouth. Unsurprisingly, the hot dog was ripped in two. Clutching half, he watched the other fall onto the sand beside his brother.

He maintained eye contact with the bird as he downed his half in one.

When he was done, he let it go, and it flew away as quickly as it had come.

‘SANS, COULD YOU… COULD YOU NOT DO THAT IN PUBLIC?’

Coffee

The pair leaned closer together on the wall. Coffee cackled under his breath while Wine muttered comments about everyone that passed them by.

‘AND HER? SHE’S BEEN MAKING ADVANCES AT HIM ALL DAY BUT IT DIDN’T GET THROUGH HIS THICK SKULL. LOOK AT THE WAY SHE’S GLARING AT HIM.’

‘you’re awful, Sans,’ Coffee snickered.

 ‘IMAGINE GETTING ALL DOLLED UP IN THAT BIKINI FOR NOTHING.’

Coffee nodded as he took another bite of his hot dog. It did look like Wine was on the money there.

Distracted, he didn’t notice the gull swoop over his shoulder until it was too late. He squealed as the bird nipped at his food, sailing away and tossing the hot dog into its mouth.

‘OH MY.’

Coffee looked at his empty, outstretched hand.

‘…again?’

[ensi-undertale]

What about a crush (that likes the skeleton back but hasn't confessed yet) that's super flirty and teasing? Like the "'accidently' dropping something and leaning down while wearing booty shorts or a mini-skirt" kind of teasing? And "fawning over them when they're working out/sparring/wearing dress shirts or asking if they can touch" kind of flirty?

(For wine, blue, edge, razz, black, willow and papyrus)

Risqué! For this ask I’m assuming the crush and skele are already good friends.

Wine

You are fire, and Wine is gasoline. He will call it out every time, remarking that if you need him, all you have to do is ask… you’ll be left blushing, which is just where he wants you. For every brush or tease you give him, he will answer with a touch that lingers just long enough to spark your imagination, or a whisper in your ear that promises such a good time. He’ll always pull away just when you want more, and his chuckle lets you know he is the one in control. This is a delicious game, and he’s already won.

Blue

Blue knew immediately what you were up to. You don’t know that he knows, because he’s playing innocent. He wonders how long you’ll keep at this, and how obvious you’ll make it as time goes on! When he’s bored (or just wants to put you out of your misery) he will give you innocent little touches back, sending you crazy trying to work out what they mean. He would usually prefer it if you would sit down and actually talk it out, but he can’t deny that all this attention is doing something for him. He finds the whole thing flattering and the touches aren't unwelcome. Ego thoroughly boosted, he will eventually tell you how he feels about you, so you can finally give up the game!

Edge

At first Edge is going to snap at you and ask whether you’re broken. The 'accidentally' dropping things is going to annoy him, and the fawning he completely understands, being the man he is after all, but it’s getting in the way of him working out. However, when he mentions all of this to Red in passing one day, Red is going to tease him to hell and back for not realising you’re flirting with him! Edge goes rigid and his mind flashes back to all those moments… moments you must have thought him naïve, or worse, lacking. The next time you come to hang out, he’s going to sweep you off you feet with the smoothest lines you’ve ever heard. Just don’t ask him where it came from, because he will never admit how long he stayed up researching how to do this.

Razz

Razz doesn’t like this. You are obviously doing this to tease him – are you trying to get him to beg for you? Because if you think that’s going to happen you're sorely mistaken! He’s just frustrated trying to work out what you want, and the overdramatic fawning has him snapping at you. He was just working out how to become someone’s partner, how to confess his feelings to you… and now you’re acting like this - why is this a game to you?! He’s quite hurt and feels embarrassed, you’ll have to go a few steps back I’m afraid since his trust is a bit broken. Stop the teasing and tell him straight how you feel, he needs that reassurance. He wants a partner who he feels secure with, and he doesn’t do well if he’s confused. Remember, he’s not great at understanding his feelings and he hasn’t done this before.

Black

Well, this is a bit of a farce. He reasons that you’re doing this because you have feelings for him but are afraid to voice them, and want him to make the first move. He can do that, but right now he feels a bit like he’s babysitting. He thought you were mature enough to communicate with your words, not your ass. Eventually he pulls you to the side and point blank asks if you’re ready to talk about your feelings, because there’s only so many times he can watch you drop your pencil. That has you embarrassed and feeling a bit silly. He tells you that he understands if you find it hard to confess, but that if you’re to be partners you need to be able to talk to each other and not play roundabout games. You thank him and feel better about the whole thing, but it’s not until you go home that you realise he basically asked you out!

Willow

Poor Willow isn’t quite sure what to make about all of this. He’d spent weeks thinking about how to confess to you, then talking himself out of it. Again and again. Then your behaviour changed, and he thinks (?) you’re trying to get his attention. He knows he has to tell you his feelings if this is situation is to improve - you obviously need his reassurance here! - but any resolve he had is crumbling with the uncertainty. Right now he feels like love is a game of chess, and he doesn’t know the rules. Plus, this skeleton has serious self-esteem issues, and to have someone so beautiful and enticing flirting with him in this way is making him feel really self-conscious. Eventually he’s going to steel his nerves, sit you down and stutter out a confession, but it’s going to be hard for him and he will spend many sleepless nights over it. Please put him out his misery!

Papyrus

Papyrus realised pretty quickly that… something… was off with his friend. He just ignored it at first and thought that maybe it would go away, but it didn’t, and now it’s just getting worse! The last time it happened, he had to stand behind you to cover you up, as you obviously hadn’t realised people could see your underwear in public! Eventually he does a little digging. You know the old Google searches like, ‘what does it mean when a girl keeps touching you’. He can’t quite believe what he’s reading, but it appears that you may have a crush on him! You feel the same way as him? He’s hugging whatever object he has to hand and all but floats down the stairs towards Sans who is so not prepared to have this conversation. He gushes all about you and asks his brother for advice. The next time you meet, Papyrus will sit you down and ask you straight if you feel the same way about him.

[ensi-undertale]

for the fellswap, swapfell purple and fellswap gold sanses: where would they be the most likely to meet a future s/o? In which circumstances? And what did the s/o do to make them interested?

For this ask I'm assuming they’re all on the surface now living normal lives.

Wine

You probably met Wine somewhere work related. Maybe you work for him, or maybe you work in another business and met him at an event somewhere. Wine’s an ambitious man, and takes great pride in his work. Show an interest in that (or maybe, just boost his ego!) and he will start to enjoy your company. Going from friend to S/O though… that’s a different story. He’s guarded, and it will take him a long time to let you in. It’s important to be a natural and easy part of Wine’s life, because if you become a source of stress or tension, he will cut you out. You also have to be able to keep him interested in some way, and be a match for his mental acuity. Keep going and eventually, he will realise that he really likes having you around, and has to make you his!

Coffee

You probably met him in an art shop, or saw him sketching in the park. These moments are how he relaxes and navigates the world. Also… he rarely leaves the house otherwise! You’ll have to strike up the conversation, because this man definitely isn’t going to. If you just come out of nowhere or try to make small talk, he will probably freak out and shortcut away!  But if you talk to him about his art as he's doing it, he’ll be happy to engage. He worries that he’s embarrassing himself, boring people, or that someone is just using him, so if you are authentic and pleasant, he will warm to you quickly. Before long, you won’t be able to shake him off! You’ll get bonus points if you have a pet he can cuddle, like video games, or have an interesting hobby you can talk to him about – he loves that! But most importantly, you must be patient and kind. Coffee has seen enough cruel people and he has no desire to associate with any more.

Razz

Just finding Razz to begin with can be quite hard. Razz is a Legal Investigator and takes his job very seriously, it means a lot to him and is a source of pride. Perhaps you met him at university where you both studied law, maybe you work for the same attorney, or maybe you caught him out and about in some of his rare downtime. Either way, he’s got a thick skull and he’s not going to see you in ‘that’ way for a long time. Become a trusted acquaintance, an person who's opinion he values, and maybe then things will progress. If you get there, Cash will probably give his brother a pep talk and tell him that if he doesn’t snap you up, someone else will… that mental image might give Razz the push he needs! You'll get Razz brownie points if you are generous and warm. That can throw him off guard, and he will look down on you at first for being weak, but he will spend many sleepless nights wondering why he is so drawn to you.

Cash

Who knows where you met this man tbh. He just kind of arrived one day and adopted you as his funny little Human friend. Maybe you met him in a store and responded to his joke with a reaction that made him laugh, maybe you did something that intrigued him in public and he tailed you for a bit to see what kind of person you were. He will enjoy toying with you – he loves to needle people, and derives great enjoyment from pushing people’s boundaries. He’s a bit of a shit in that way, but he also likes to see what makes people tick. Once you’ve become friends, he can be serious when he needs to, so you might find that you bond over something you have in common or he just starts to genuinely enjoy your company. If you want to succeed with Cash, you need to give him your time. At first it won't mean that much to him, but when you get close, he will start to really value your listening ear and reassuring words. It's something he's never had before, and it's something he has never admitted he desperately wants.

Black

If you’re a Human, this is going to be hard. As previous Captain of the Royal Guard, it was Black’s job to take accountability for finding and bringing in any fallen Humans. He may not be underground anymore, but he forced himself to buy into this philosophy so much that he’s internalised it deeply. He is very distrustful of Humans, and doesn’t want to associate with them. As a result, you must have met him somewhere where he couldn’t avoid you. You can break down those walls, but there’s no shortcut I’m afraid ��� you’re going to have to go the long way around. The good news is that when Black does trust you and considers you a close friend, he’s got your back. Only time will get you there. Black would look for a partner that is loyal, honest, genuine, and takes him seriously. It'll take him time to realise, but he's worn down from being a pawn in other people's games, and his self-image has taken a hit as a result. He will value a S/O who is patient and can help him recapture that sense of self.

Wolf

You could have met Wolf anywhere, because he’s one of the skeletons you’re more likely to find around town, and is more likely to actually talk to you than some! Likely he noticed you at the bar and liked what he saw, then made his way over to strike up a conversation and entertain himself for the evening. He does that a lot, just pass the time by chatting up random people, or people watching. But it’s very much a one-sided conversation and he’s just putting on whatever mask he wants to, to find out what he wants. So, if you want to get through those walls, you’re going to have to take him by surprise a bit. It doesn’t necessarily have to be something crazy and left-field, though. He's seen enough of that underground, and it doesn't impress him. Someone who sees through the façade – maybe has one of their own? – and is genuine can get through to him. Now that’s something he’s rarely encountered…

[ensi-undertale]

in chap 6 of dead man walking, when wine told reader he agreed to them becoming friends, did he mean it? can you give us a bit of insight about what he thinks of her so far?

In short, yes!

In long, yes and no!

Did he mean it when he said MC could consider him a friend? Yes he did. But if we dig into Wine's mindset a little, we find that it doesn't necessarily mean that much.

Wine is an intelligent, savvy, ambitious man who has the drive to achieve everything he wants. We will uncover so much more of this as we get to know him better. But already from what MC has seen so far - his past conviction, his 'people on the inside', the fear some of the other inmates have over him - we can see that side of him shine though. He can be quite ruthless, and he always seeks to be in control.

In relationships, that shows itself as him being there when it suits him, but he also won't hesitate to throw a 'friend' under the bus if it gets him what he needs. Close friends, now that's a different story. But, he has so few close friends, friends he will fight for no matter what.

So yes, we're friends. What that actually means right now, is up for debate.

In terms of what Wine feels about MC at the moment... his dialogue has been quite authentic, he's not really hiding much right now. He thinks MC is naive, which he finds adorable, but he does like that she has a bit of kick to her. He likes that she is polite. He finds her presence in the skeleton's cell block very interesting, and he likes very interesting. He has a theory for what that means, and he's going to enjoy sipping that tea to its eventual conclusion.

[ensi-undertale]

Hey! For all the skeletons you write for, what if they were meeting a long-term penpal (let's say, of three or four years, so they're friends at this point) for the first time? How would they react upon seeing them when picking them up at the airport? (the penpal is pretty enthusiastic about the whole ordeal, waving over at them frantically)

Hey! Thanks for the ask!

Sans

Sans is going to play it cool, cracking a customary pun or two. He said he was looking forward to you arriving as well... so why does he look so nervous? He’ll offer to take your luggage, but stand awkwardly with it until you kind of… prompt him to leave. He’ll listen as you chat excitedly about everything you want to do now you’re here, and smiles genuinely, but he’ll divert actually making any plans with you. When you prod him about it, he’ll admit he doesn’t know what to expect and honestly, never thought you’d actually… get here? With the confession out on the table you can give him the bit of reassurance he needs, keep it low key for a few days and by the end he’ll really wish you weren’t leaving!

Papyrus

Oh, Papyrus. He’s practically vibrating with excitement waiting for you in the airport lounge. Sans is making flight-related puns, and every time Papyrus tells him off, his pitch gets higher and higher. ‘SANS. DO YOU NOT KNOW I NEED TO MAKE A GOOD IMPRESSION ON MY FRIEND? I’M TRYING TO THINK OF CONVERSATIONAL TOPICS AND YOU’RE BREAKING MY TRAIN OF THOUGHT!’

‘aw bro, don’t worry. they’re gonna love ya.’

‘THAT MAY BE TRUE, BUT! MY FRIENDSHIP MANUAL HAS NO GUIDANCE FOR THIS SCENARIO! WE MEET SOME OF THE MARKERS FOR FRIENDSHIP LEVELS 2 THROUGH 4 BUT NOT OTHERS, AS WE HAVEN’T “HUNG OUT”! THIS IS A COMPLEX SITUATION SANS!’

When you arrive and he sees you waving at him, he runs and scoops you up into a big hug, twirling you round. It’s not until you’re driving back that he even remembers the Friendship Level situation, he’s been so busy catching up with you. He can’t believe you’re finally here!

Blue

Blue is a prepared man. He spent all last weekend preparing you a post-flight amenities kit, with everything WikiHow told him a Human might need after a long-haul flight. His foot is tapping at 100 miles an hour as he waits for you, and the second he sees you he dashes over and hugs you – you didn’t even have time to react. He proudly presents you with your kit, which you love, but you have no idea why he’s put a sleep mask in there. You've... already done the nap-on-flight thing. The whole time Blue's sneaking excited looks at Stretch across the lounge and giving him a crafty thumbs up. When you get back, he’s going to offer twenty different options for how you can spend your evening, so give him a gentle reminder that you just need to chill out for the rest of the day! Or, get swept up in his antics. Either way, you're going to have a great time.

Stretch

You spot Stretch at the airport lounge, hands stuffed in his hoodie, leaning against a wall. Yeah, that’s exactly what you were expecting after reading his letters, to be honest. You wave enthusiastically at him, putting your whole arm into the motion. He chuckles, you remind him of Blue. When you meet, he tells you that you’d better not be waiting for him to take your luggage, because his hands are full. Don’t ask him- oh, you did, didn’t you? He pulls his hands out his pockets, and somehow he’s holding a brick in each one. A brick?? Turns out a stupid practical joke is his idea of breaking the ice, because he's a little nervous. He warms up to you quickly though, and you both pick up where you left off in your letters. He’s the same in his writing as real life.

Red

Red’s at the airport early to pick you up, only because Edge made him, so he says. You wave at him and he rolls his eyes, shuffling over to you. ‘fuck sake doll, yer that happy ta see me?’ He plays it off almost like a joke, but now he’s really nervous. He’s convinced he’s not going to live up to your expectations of him, and he doesn’t know WHAT he said to make you want to fly all the way over here to see him! His speech is quite clipped the whole way back and you worry that either you offended him, or he’s actually super mean in real life. No, he’s just emotionally stunted. Your best option is to open up to him and tell him, genuinely, that you’re happy to see him finally, after all this time. The honest confession helps his self-esteem, even if he waves it off and calls you a plank. He’s more relaxed around you now.

Edge

‘I TRUST YOUR FLIGHT WAS ADEQUATE?’ Um, yes?! Edge had paid for you to fly first class, which you hadn’t done before. You tell him as much. Edge smirks and puffs up like a proud little pigeon, it’s adorable. When Red makes his way over, in true big brother style, he embarrasses Edge by spilling the beans on that particular aspect. ‘wow boss, that friendship manual was right, huh?’ Oh, you’ve never seen someone so red. Edge squawks and all but shunts Red away, screaming that he has no idea what Red is going on about but if he did it’s Papyrus’s manual anyway! Your three years of pen-pal-friendship have prepared you for this moment and you reassure Edge in a way that strokes his ego, telling him it was thoughtful. When you get back and unpack, you find that Edge has left a note on your pillow with the next week’s itinerary. Oh boy.

Axe

Okay, first question – how did you befriend this man? If you’re pen pals, you must have something in common and met through that. If he’s been taking the time to write to you for three years, he considers you a close friend. He wouldn’t waste his time doing that for anything less.

You know he has mood swings and mental health challenges, since he warned you. If he’s not having a great day he’ll tell you that up front. He'll shortcut you out the building and to the taxi he’s booked. He apologises, but if you tell him you’re just happy he came to meet you, he’ll be happy. He likes when people notice the little, not-so-little things he does for them.

If he’s having a good day, he’s probably brought Willow along who will help break the ice. Axe will make extra puns to get a sarcastic response from Willow, making you laugh, and making him relax even more. When you get back, he’ll linger whilst he shows you to your room, before telling you that he really is happy to see you. He’ll finish up by telling you you’re part of the family now.

Willow

When you meet Willow, he bends down and pulls you gently but firmly into a hug. ‘IT IS SO GOOD TO SEE YOU.’ He sounds so genuine that it warms your heart, and makes the whole plane journey worth it. He insists on taking one of your suitcases, and you catch up on so much as you exit the airport. When you get back, he shows you to the spare room and tells you he’s planned nothing for the rest of the day - so that you can do your unpacking, then come out whenever you’re ready and relax away that jetlag. He’s making your favourite food for dinner and he’s bought dessert for after. He’s such a sweetie. Before he leaves you to it, he pulls you into another hug and murmurs, ‘WELCOME HOME, Y/N.’

Wine

Like Edge, Wine paid for your first-class flight. Unlike Edge however, he already knows he’s won the brownie points. When he sees you waving at him, he saunters over with a grin. ‘MY MY, YOU ARE EXCITED TO SEE ME, AREN’T YOU?’ If you blush, it’s like blood to a shark, and you’ll get even more red as you watch his grin grow. He takes your luggage swiftly and guides you out the lounge. He takes great pride in watching your expressions as you take in his car, his house, his décor. He loves the finer things and he’s secretly happy to play this role – but he still hasn’t realised he's anxious to make a good impression on you. Of course you’d love him, that’s a given… right?

Coffee

Coffee had warned you he’s a bit shy, but obviously that fact hadn’t translated very well across the written medium. As you enter the lounge you spot him, he’s stood with his brother observing everyone going past, waiting to find you. When you call and wave, you see the cogs whirring and when he realises it’s you, he half walks, half jogs over. Stopping just short of you, he hesitates, but then pulls you into a big, gentle hug. ‘i never thought this would actually happen.’ Aw. You agree. He takes your luggage with the impeccable manners expected of a man raised by Wine, and the whole way back he spitfires questions at you. You notice that he’d rather be asking them then answering them, but you assume that’s just what he’s most comfortable with. Tomorrow he will get a little embarrassed he didn’t plan anything, but today, he’s just happy to soak up your presence.

Razz

Razz tracked your flight and enjoyed a leisurely coffee at the café, before arriving into the lounge at the exact time you do. If you wave like a maniac and run over, he won’t comment, but you can see the disappointment in his eyes even from across the room. You’re definitely in the same tier as Cash now – like a sad little puppy he found on the side of the road (affectionate). When you get back, he gives you an efficient tour and leaves you to unpack. He hasn’t made any plans, but he’s made a list on his phone’s notes app with activities he’s found in the local area that suit your interests. You can choose any you like and Razz will sort it out. Even if he’s not really up for whatever you pick, he’ll come along - but he’ll tell you it’s an investment, so he can keep an eye on you and avoid paying your inevitable bail.  

Cash

You spot Cash lounging on a chair as he waits for you, grinning lazily. You start to wave frantically at him and fast-walk over, excited to finally be here, but his grin grows like the cheshire cat and suddenly you find yourself suspicious. You of course ask him straight, ‘What’ve you done now.’ He feigns innocence, hands held in the air as he denies having caused any trouble. ‘aw, sunshine, how could you think that of me? are you not happy to see me?’ You have no choice but to shelve that particular suspicion, leaving the airport together and packing your luggage into Razz’s car. You prod him every now and then asking what it is he’s done, but he laughs at you and insists he’s done nothing. He really hasn’t done anything – he’s just taking great delight in winding you up.

Black

Please don’t wave at Black that enthusiastically. He’ll roll his eyes at you and tell you if you don’t put your hand away, you’ll take off. If you’ve been writing to Black for this long, you probably know how to deal with his gruff exterior. Give him a playful shove and tell him to stop being a boring old man, you’re just happy to see him! He takes your luggage and guides you to his very nice car. If you comment on it, he’ll retort that ‘don’t you have cars in whatever ditch you came from?’ Cold Black, cold. You know he just doesn’t know how to react to affection, since his letters always completely blank on any niceties you've given. You know he cares because when you get settled in the spare room, you have warm towels waiting on the radiator and your favourite hair care products and bath things are there in the en-suite. He’s definitely an ‘acts of service’ man. As you’re settling in, he’s collared Wolf and is threatening him pre-emptively in case he tries to flirt or wind you up, or both.

Wolf

‘heya, darlin’.’ You were looking for Wolf, but he’s somehow already behind you. He takes your luggage with one deft manoeuvre and is already on his way to the exit before you realise what’s going on. Your nervous-excitable energy is adorable to him and he takes great delight in catching you off guard. I hope you have something planned for the week, because Wolf sure as hell doesn’t. He’ll just follow you around as you go about your day. On the upside, whatever it is you want to go and do, he’s down - before you even finish asking him he’s flashed you a thumbs up. If you pick something embarrassing or boring, he will find it hilarious, and he will make jibes all day with his big, shark-toothed grin.

[ensi-undertale]

Here's a list of characters that I currently write for.

Undertale

Sans

Papyrus

Underswap

Blue (Sans)

Stretch (Papyrus)

Underfell

Red (Sans)

Edge (Papyrus)

Fellswap Gold

Wine (Sans)

Coffee (Papyrus)

Swapfell Purple

Razz (Sans)

Cash (Papyrus)

Fellswap / Swapfell Red

Black (Sans)

Wolf (Papyrus)

Horrortale

Axe (Sans)

Willow (Papyrus)

Ubiquitale

?? (Sans)

?? (Papyrus)

Any character

NB: These characters are still very much in progress and I'm playing around with what I want out of them. Feel free to send asks but don't be surprised if I give a range of answers and eventually retcon some details. I'll update this post when they're finalised!

[ensi-undertale]

Don’t mind me screaminGGGGGG

My new undermeow coffee plushie from @wolfbeestudio is here, customs let him through quickly because he’s such a special boy~

THANK YOU for the sticker and for making these beautiful plushies of my best boy. They’re SO high quality, and unique, and gorgeous. You’d best believe when I saw coffee cat on the side of the box I snatched it from my OH and went full gremlin

Psssst, there’s still some on Etsy guys 💛🖤