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Here's my own tutorial on how to sleep with your kidnapped victim partner. I did not take comfort as factor btw I think this was a trend?? I don't know I just remember seeing similar drawings before.

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*Dissolves like Sackboy from little big planet when he hits gas*

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reblog to bite your mutuals

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some food for thought

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So they're better at tying up cock

Why they gotta practice shibari on the grocery store chicken….

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there's mutuals here I'd take nudes on command for and I'm not kidding about that

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Moons if I had the ability to I would hire you just so we could hang out! 🥰

Sick! I'll bring my hard drive of totally legally downloaded movies and some snacks!!

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don’t be afraid to dm me !!!! idc if ur flirting with me or just complimenting my blog i love attention :3 (please please please please please please)

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You know maybe a trans guy talking about how he is mourning the deaths of multiple trans men this year and how he knows multiple trans guys who’ve committed suicide isn’t the post to go on a rant about how you think “trans men have transess on easy mode” fuck off

You can have whatever opinions you want I don’t care anymore. But to lack sympathy for trans men to the point that your reaction to a trans man mourning the death of other trans men is to go on a rant about how private trans men are??? Jesus read the fucking room.

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I need an ashtray...

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Now that I officially need to find a new job, is anyone hiring for an office slut assistant?

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Find someone willing to speak your love languages.

Gives gifts (of French toast)

Quality time (spent eating French toast together)

Acts of service (makes you French toast)

Words of affirmation (says they will make you French toast)

Physical touch (sloppy head)

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bread so tasty. bread so nice. toast it once. toast it twice.

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anyway hiii :3 how is everyone?

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Research Time 2! (also remembering to set this one to 1 week)

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sexting: ❌

you telling me how you’d brutally torture me and leave my dead body in the woods: ✅

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oh okay man sorry