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folds hands hello so i’ve died. i’m sorry for not coming on or updating or checking up on anyone. but i was gonna leave this one account so i could make a newer one, that’s not quite done but will be posted when it is mayhaps if any are interested?

and if you ever wanna contact me still on discord: the wizard of oz#0341 

my twitter is also: _stellifer

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tckkis​

‘ oh, you really wanna play this? ’ there were gonna be controllers flying everywhere by the end of this if they weren’t careful. ‘ nah, i’m not a sore anything. i know i’m good and i will win. ’ not exactly proving a point there, hana.

       Right where I need ya, thinks Hyunki with an internal chuckle. "Oh? Then prove it! Make this even better, lose has to buy the other dinner tonight! Anything they want!" 

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if you see me adding jj.ba muses.... no u dont

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since it’s my day off tomorrow i do think that’s a good time to actually reply to threads ! 

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ok but an immortal couple who break up and get back together every thirty years or so, and they’re messy as fuck, like every couple decades they break up and swear that they’ll never speak for the rest of eternity, until inevitably one tracks the other down and shows up like “okay, i’ve elected to forgive you, we’re together again” and the other is like “BUT WHO SAYS I FORGIVE YOU FOR THE AL CAPONE INCIDENT” and then they’re arguing/making out and meanwhile the rest of the immortal community just groans and rolls their eyes because jesus christ, this again, they have been doing this since the holy roman empire.

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“we go to the same college” AUs

we go to the same college, and we live in the same building. if a fire alarm goes off, the whole building has to evacuate. we’ve had to evacuate at least once a week for the past five fucking months, and it’s ALWAYS in the middle of the night. after the nine hundredth time, a fireman let it slip that it’s been the same idiot burning their popcorn / doing science experiments / smoking / whatever every time… and through some detective work, i’ve figured out that YOU’RE the idiot in question.

we go to the same college… and we’ve both been sleeping with the same prof. who most definitely did not tell us about the other. but now we both know, so let’s go carrie underwood on this motherfucker.

we go to the same college and you got smashing drunk during the first week of classes, and couldn’t get your dorm room door opened, so you climbed in through the window, got stuck, and had to call the fire department. but here’s the thing… this isn’t your dorm, this is MY dorm, and if you think i am ever gonna let you live this down, you are so wrong.

we go to the same college and you used to date your roommate, but that ended, so now you’re curled up on the floor of the library and trying to sleep there, and for the love of god, this is pathetic, come back to my dorm, i have a single – yeah yeah i know we don’t really know each other, but you look like a moron so just say yes, ok?

we go to the same college and grew up in the same city. we don’t really know each other, but we’re both going home for thanksgiving and agreed to carpool to save gas. except you were only in your house for about twenty minutes before you suddenly ran back out, in tears, and screaming at your mom that you’re never coming back so i think i’m obligated to invite you over for thanksgiving now???? please stop crying this is really awkward????????

we go to the same college and we’re both top of the class and fiercely competitive and not to be dramatic or anything but i would literally murder you if you got valedictorian over me

we go to the same college and i want a single, but i can’t afford a single, so i, being a terrible person, decided to drive my roommate away. it worked – after three months of living with me, they transferred just to get away. except instead of letting me stay in the room alone, the college assigned me a new roommate: you, a new transfer student. i want to drive you away, but you won’t back down so easily. let the games begin, motherfucker.

we go to the same college… or, rather, we went to the same college. i’ve been dragged into the dean’s office facing expulsion, and i saw you out in the hall, having just dropped out. we’ve never really talked, but we’re both total wrecks – i’ve managed to ruin everything and get booted out of school, and you’re not sure if you did the right thing. neither of us are sure how to break this to our parents, so what if we become roommates and try and figure this out together?

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UNIVERSITY PLOTS THAT DON’T REVOLVE AROUND HOOKUPS

muse a is a nervous person and the thought of moving away to university terrifies them. they end up living in shared accommodation and muse b is in a flat across the hall. they chat online in a group chat for the flat/building for a while then begin to talk privately, and muse b soothes their nerves about moving away and having to meet now people (cute things can pursue)

“hey i’m late on our first day and oh no, the only free seat is next to you. wait do you have a pen?”

“i’m an avid lover of ??? and this society means everything to me and during a meet up you ten up halfway through and wow okay you’re pretty sweet”

“we got paired up for a presentation but we’ve never really spoken and you’re pretty nice despite what other people say”

“so i totally didn’t spend that entire lecture doodling/on my phone and i had no clue what i was being taught pls help”

“it’s 3am and the library is pretty empty but you’re sat there stressing at your laptop, so i brought you a coffee and a bag of chips from the vending machine”

“my card won’t work in the card machine and it’s a busy lunchtime, wait… did you just buy my lunch?”

“you came over to hang out but i fell asleep while you were playing video games and two hours later you’re still here”

muse a and muse b are on the same course and can’t find the room for one of their first lectures so instead they bunk off and explore their new city/town together and have a good day and it’s really fun and cute

“wow my lecture sucked ass, i’m stressed asf and here we are at the on campus bar at 11:59am waiting to buy a drink because it’s been that kind of a day already”

“hey, it’s 2am and i can’t sleep so i’m messaging you randomly… wait you’re awake? come to my flat and we can cuddle”

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                            (adj.) lasting for a very short time.

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@mxgnvmxpvs​ remembers bang taemin!

    "How about...no..?" Replies Taemin through bursts of giggles, his hands coming up to cover his face. "Don't give me that look! You should've known I was going to laugh over that question!"

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    hey guys!! it’s been a while!! but if you’d like a starter from a random muse, click on the heart and i’ll right on that!!

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@redflavur remembers bang taesoo! 

    "Please?" Taesoo whispered, leaning close to the other with pleading eyes. "Can I please borrow your homework? I'll repay you with anything you need!" He knew he should've done it when Muyeol and Hyungwoon reminded him about his homework. "I have some candies, or carrots in my backpack!"

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bang taesoo tag drop!

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@thenocturned​ remembers kang jihoon!

      The middle 'brother' was so sleepy. Tugging his hoodie sleeves around his hands, all he could do was mumble replies and shrug in response. Stretching his body out, arms sliding over the table, sighing at the feeling of subtle cracks in his body. "Is there any coffee made?" He questions while rubbing at his eyes to rid of them of the build-up of sleep.

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@madkids​ remembers kim yeonae!

     "Oh, you've gotta be kidding me..." Groans the dhampir as he throws his weight back into the cushion. "They set that up for a sequel didn't they?" Looking into the popcorn bowl to see it empty made shake it with a pout. "Can we watch another movie? ...Also more popcorn and drinks, please? Pretty please!"

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kim yeonae tag drop!

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    hey guys!! it’s been a while!! but if you’d like a starter from a random muse, click on the heart and i’ll right on that!!