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THEY'RE HERE?! THEY'RE IN SWEDEN?! WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON?! EXCUSE ME!!

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happy 34th birthday to this diva.

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i got covid and an upload would cure me just saying.

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HAPPY BIRTHDAYYYY!! hope you had a great day 💗

omg thanks! i did, my fiancée took me out for dinner, it was delicious. 😍

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it's my 31st birthday today, june gemini season is here.

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i am very normal and i am definitely not painting a picture in my mind of what the music video will be like... 👀

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why am i not finding terrible on spotify? it's the 1st of june, can someone send me a link?

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okay i was wrong about the immediate rebrand! don't sue me! it's still coming.

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dan and phil fucking on youtube not clickbait??

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model!dan/photographer!phil

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okay! i've seen some confusion on my last post and i would just like to clarify that my theory is that the tit release (lmao nice) and the tit merch release will be connected to the channel rebrand. i could absolutely be wrong but i have an extremely strong feeling about this.

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REBRAND BITCHES!!

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@amazingphil

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dan implying that phil is "the wife".

the not so subtle jealous dan moment when phil mentioned tom daley flirting with him.

the room.

the walking on eggshells thing, bruh communication in a relationship boys? come on? you have to tell your partner if you've literally been sick all night. especially if you're phil lester and are at risk of dying at any given moment. i don't care if dan can't handle the stress.

anyway aside from the near death, it seems like they had a wonderful holiday and they seemed really relaxed and chill in this video and i'm so happy for them.

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me finding out about another near death experience for dan and phil:

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pholiday photo phump more like phoneymoon photo phump, amirite?

i mean what the fuck is this??

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oh how i've missed conspiring based on breadcrumbs. tiny detail in a video ad and retweet at a weird time and then suddenly BREAKING NEWS dan and phil are in japan.