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The Same Amount Of Fucked

Child! RZ Michael Myers

  Warnings: Cussing!! Gore, Psych ward, violence, murder, dead animals/bodies, stuff like that! No smut!!! Just short fucked up fluff

 You and Michael have been friends since kindergarten. You grew used to going over to his house and being greeted with insults, yelling, sexual remarks, and even the smell of alcohol mixed with musk. It was a way to have company around, your father was absent and your mom actually knew Ms. Myers from previous jobs together. 

  You and Michael would get into mischief all the time but never faced consequences with Ms. Myers, she would think of any excuse to keep you both walking freely instead of in a ward. 

  You did feel kind of bad how much she stood up for you but her constant reminders of “being like my own” made you a bit happier. She made sure you felt like you belonged just as much as she did Michael. 

  But today was definitely gonna be fucked. The principal found a lot of stuff in Michael's backpack and you were called in to get more view on the situation.

  “Yeah those are all mine I.. Didn't have room in my backpack and asked if he could hold it in his. He didn’t do-” 

  “They’re kids! Kids do stupid stuff and some kids like to look at dead things but there isn't anything wrong with them!” Ms Myers shouted at the principal. You couldn’t really give an explanation without her interrupting to defend you and Michael.

  With a frustrated sigh from the principal, he dismissed you and you went to go sit with Michael but he wasn't there. You go out and into the woods where you and him usually hang out and sure enough he was there.

  You decided to sneak up on him and scare him but getting close enough, you see a bloody Weasley kid in front of him. 

  “Holy shit Michael!” you couldn't help almost shouting, no doubt scaring the shit out of him in the process 

  “Jesus! what the hell are you doing here?!” He turned to you. He had his mask on but you could tell he was frustrated. You stared at the body in disbelief but weren’t as shocked as anyone would be. 

“Uhh, I was looking for you. Wanna go to the gas station and take some junk?” you tore your gaze away from the body finally and looked up at Mikey. He pulled his mask off and frowned his eyebrows in confusion. 

  “Obviously, lets go” 

You both cover Weasley's body with leaves before ditching him. Sometimes Michael would question why you never reacted to his actions the way others would, he never understood you. You didn't even bring up the murder he did! As ironic as it is, you were odd to him. He loved you though, possibly more than he loved his family.

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It should be said that Texas Chainsaw 3D (2013) is amazing.

Disagree? talk to the wall 😘 I love all Bubbas <3

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Bro I NEED a big boy this cuffin season 🥴

No like Thomas Hewitt big PLEASE

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Slashers w/ Children

(Includes the kids being theirs or not!)

Warning: Very mild suggestive implies, mostly fluff and no cuss words.

Michael Myers: 

Michael didn't want kids running around his house so you both compromised and you took the kids to live in another house

You actually also didn't want the kids to get hurt if michael blacked out and attacked

But every other morning they would tell you they saw a man either out the window, in their room, standing by your door and you knew it was michael

You would leave your door open most times and feel him get in your bed and hold you, thinking you were asleep

You would eventually tell the kids that he was their protector and would be watching over them, not wanting to tell them it was their dad (If you want michael to be the dad)

You could tell they weren't afraid of him and would ask more about him

He did watch them any time he was free just to make sure their safe and that you're safe

He does like the kids but obviously won't admit it 

When the kids would play outside the house, he would manage to get in and do his little imitation stance behind you  until you notice him

Sometimes it gets a little spicy

RZ Michael Myers:

Just like og michael, he would prefer the kids in a separate house but he does visit often and not just breaking in

He does wear his masks around the kids but they love his masks which lead them to making their own trying to be like him

That warms his heart and loves to see how creative they could get

If they were his or not, he did his best to be a good father figure and brought them gifts

You made sure the gifts were appropriate and not bones (it happened once but the kids loved it)

He does see the kids pick up his behaviors he had when he was a child and would inform you about it just so you're aware of the little monsters

Sometimes you catch them all playing, michael could have his mask off and be smiling

You adored him so much for giving them a childhood he wished he had

He loves the kids and will always protect them no matter how much he knows they're more than capable of protecting themselves

Jason Voorhees:

Jason couldn't have children because he's basically half dead but he does adore your children

He doesn't want to scare them so he keeps his distance with them

He does allow you to let them venture around the camp and into the cabins to find little surprises he left which consist of acorns and forage in jars

They believed a forest monster left them and that they were its little wish jars

Sometimes they would catch a glimpse of jason and draw pictures and left them in the camp building for him to find

This grew into a little gift exchange, jason would find their pictures of him and in exchange he leaves a item for them the next day

He loved every picture and kept them in a box or even hung some up in his cabin

He adores your kids and wishes he could approach them without being insecure

Thomas Hewitt:

Thomas was a really good father figure to the kids, luda mae was overwhelmed with joy having grandbabies

Hoyt was still a grumpy old man but had a soft spot for the gremlins when they would fetch him his beer with big smiles

Monty likes when they accompany him to the garden and farm, loving the extra help and support

Thomas couldn't care if they were his or not, he loved them more than words could describe

He showed it by letting them rough house with him and he would pretend to lose and act hurt, he loved carrying them around and swinging them around, but he was always as gentle as he could be

The kids loved thomas just as much, cuddling against him when they were sleepy, even going out to find bones and giving it to him

Thomas definitely wants more kids and how he would show you is when you were alone, he would plant kisses all over you til it got to your stomach

“One more?” 

Bubba Sawyer:

He loves your kids but they stress him out

Being in a family like his plus kids would definitely bring chaos 

He’s just worried about their safety, they like to explore the house so he hovers over them to make sure they're not running with sharp bones or his tools

But he loves to have them around and plays with them though he wishes he could talk normally to them but they can pick up on what he's trying to say

His brothers who are usually rough with bubba never dare to be rough with the little ones, you made sure of that

Nubbins loves to take pictures of them holding animal bones or them making something with bone animal and human bones for the house

Chop top would entertain them with his stories 

Drayton loves to pick them up and talk to them but mostly when you're not around to see, any other day he’ll complain while picking up their mess

The Sinclair Brothers

It doesn't matter which brother you're dating, if you got kids they'll treat them as their own kids

They are busy men but they try to spend time with the kids

When you're tired they settle on whos gonna watch them for the day, most likely being Bo or Lester because Vincent doesn't want them in being burned when he's making the wax figures

Bos as gentle as he can be but Lester loves rough housing with the kid(s) to keep them entertained

While Bo is more reserved and doesn't show much affection he does a lot to keep them happy and gifts them small toys or a candy if you allow him

Lester just enjoys spending time with them showing them what he does for the town and his bones

You can count on him for driving them around while you nap or attend to chores

When the kids to see Vincent, he's showing them the new wax sculpture or his old sketches

He definitely encourages their creativity by letting them draw in his unused sketchbooks and makes them crayons to use

You always have a plan for when there tourists around, you have Lester take them back to his house to keep them safe while Bo and Vincent take care of the people

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Okay imagine the Hewitt's and sawyers doing thanksgiving or preparing for it? I'm gonna draw it when I get back home because ik it would be chaotic

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Origami: w/ slashers PT 1

Hey, this is my first post here! I’ve been writing slasher stories for myself but I want to try and put some of my work on here, but I'm not a pro at using tumblr. I only ever read stories on here so posting is a work in progress but hopefully I'll get the hang of it! Okay that's all for now, if you have any requests good for you, I probably will not know what's going on. Anyways enjoy this little thing :)

Warnings: None, all fluff and no cussing

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Michael Myers OG;

I can't see michael having a good time making something he thinks is complex, like a crane

Either he will be really good at it or terrible

If he's good at it, he would be making cranes and that's it because it's the only thing he would know how to make

If he was bad at it, it would be because he refuses to make sure the folds are neat, and be super sloppy with it

He will definitely get frustrated and crumble it 

If he did a good job, he will be proud of it and put it somewhere it won't be disturbed

Most times if he catches you learning a new thing he will just watch and won't participate even if you ask him too

Michael Myers RZ:

A little different from og mikey

He would like to make a variety of objects, animals, things that look simple enough but he won't try to make something that's more than folding the paper 20 times but he’s learning!

He's very gentle and makes sure the folds are even and straight

What he really likes is coloring them after or putting designs on it if its colored paper, but i see him liking it plain white

He likes making you butterflies, hearts, anything small so you can color them with him

If it's a special day, he colors them in for you with unique designs but he never tells you the meaning behind the colors or patterns he uses

He would definitely enjoy learning from you, making new things 

Bubba Sawyer:

He LOVES origami

The only problem is, he's very sloppy with folding and some times the outcome doesn't look like what it was suppose to

He doesn't really mind because he gets to color it after

If i had to think of what he would like to make most, i would think maybe hearts since it's pretty easy

What does he like more than making origami? Getting them from you!

If you give this man something the looks so well done, hes going to melt and put it on his dresser in his room and makes sure nothing happens to it

If you're giving him one to color, he's going to make sure it looks pretty to impress you

Give him animal ones he loves those <33

Thomas Hewitt:

He feels his hands are too big and that he's too rough with the paper

He's tried to do it but it was either a bit sloppy or unfinished because he gave up or missed a few folds

But he loves watching you do it!

He thinks that you're so talented and loves your work

He will sometimes keep the ones you're most proud of in a small box to keep them protected

He doesn't want to ruin them so he lets you color them if they're not already, he might help you with designs