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Gonzo from Muppet  Christmas carol voice: And Eskel who did not die

[image description: A stylized portrait of Eskel from The Witcher. The  figure is drawn from the chest up and looking forward with a slight smile. He’s dressed in his costume from the Witcher 3 and set against a pink background with stars scattered around]

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This man can't be fixed. I can fuck him though. Maybe that will calm him down.

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Jaskier in s4 seconds after seeing Geralt:

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Them being soft 💕

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Emiel Regis Rohellec Terzieff-Godefroy, Barber-surgeon, metaphorical human - as are most vampires

Are scientists addicts? Does your fascination consume you? Do you consume it? Do you like the taste? (ID in alt)

pt 3 of my hansa series - pt 1: Milva, pt 2: Angoulême

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Witchers have cat like eyes - cats don’t like them.

Clearly the cats recognize them as a new, strange cat and you just need to slowly introduce them by keeping the witcher in a room with a baby gate for a bit.

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One of my main issues with how Netflix is handling The Witcher is that they keep trying to make Geralt a manly man with no emotions who beats everything up and barely talks and doesn't need anyone, and that's not who he is.

Geralt of Rivia loves philosophy, his best friend is a bard whom he states several times he'd die for. He loves Yennefer and isn't afraid to show it.

He can be a whiny brat. In the books, he's been told off for sulking by damn near everyone.

When it comes to his job he's learned every single detail and will absolutely fire off his lexicon of knowledge if you ask the right questions.

He sees the value in life, and won't kill monsters that have sentience. Even when he does, he knows that the root of the problem is shit like habitat clearing and human hubris.

For someone whose job is monster hunting, he hates getting dirty and will spend ages in the bath scrubbing himself clean.

And every person he's ever met he's won over with his personality alone, to the point where four people who've never met Ciri in their lives joined Geralt's cause to rescue her, to the point where they literally lay down their lives in the pursuit.

I just don't understand why they didn't try to keep his character as close to the source as possible. We have so many iterations of strong manly men with no emotions, we didn't have to change Geralt to be yet another male fantasy.

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welcome to court, witcher

i haven’t drawn witcher art in ages but i missed them, so have this simple au in which lettenhove is a small, independent kingdom with a pesky curse problem - and geralt once again does a terrible job not getting involved in royal affairs

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them🍃✨

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HOLIDAYS IN TOUSSAINT • The Witcher 3 - Blood and Wine

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Geralt, drunk off his ass on White Gull: ‘m not dornk

Jaskier: drunk

Geralt: that’s what I said

Jaskier, holding up one hand: how many fingers do you see?

Geralt: *squints* fifteen

Jaskier: …very good

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Yennefer

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