esmecuckoo
esmecuckoo
Telepathic Barbie
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Esme Grey.  The Stepford Cuckoo.  Patently fabulous. Horror fan, comic lover, the nicest mean girl you'll meet.
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esmecuckoo · 7 hours ago
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Trying to figure out how to say I like the trope of Stepfordization, or even just talk about it in general, without sounding like a fuckin' weirdo.
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esmecuckoo · 7 hours ago
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To be fair, Logan probably has precedence over Jurassic Whatever ;)
Shoutout to Wolverines (2015) for having the worst title card I’ve seen in a while
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I see what they were going for, I do, but the execution is giving off brand Jurassic park. It looks like something I would have created for my computing class at age 14 on paint.net
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esmecuckoo · 7 hours ago
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really is embarrassing being known for being obsessed with a certain character bc if you start typing ‘arghhh i love Character so much Character is so peak’ it’s like yeah everyone knows. aw look grandma’s going on about her favorite old story again the fifth time this week
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esmecuckoo · 7 hours ago
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generation x (1994)
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esmecuckoo · 22 hours ago
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i don’t think there’s anything funnier than saying “god forbid women do anything” in response to women doing the most objectively horrifying actions possible.
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esmecuckoo · 22 hours ago
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Magik #7 (2025) Marvel Comics
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esmecuckoo · 2 days ago
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Tamara Ralph | Fall/Winter 2025 Couture
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esmecuckoo · 2 days ago
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my friend got me new pens so im messing around
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esmecuckoo · 2 days ago
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Edit I made for my G-Fest panel.
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esmecuckoo · 3 days ago
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That scene that practically lives rent-free in your head?
Write it. The one you keep daydreaming about. The one you’ve choreographed like a movie. The one with the perfect line you whisper to yourself when no one’s around.
Yeah. That one.
Write it down. Even if it’s out of order. Even if it’s messy. Even if it changes later.
Give it somewhere to live besides your brain.
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esmecuckoo · 3 days ago
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you there, tumblr user. Name a woman who worked on your fandom. Now tell me one thing you like about her work. No NOT the negative stuff, ONLY things you like.
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esmecuckoo · 3 days ago
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Cthul-one...? Or Cthul-thu?
at the doctor being shown a chart with different types of man-made horrors on them while the doctor asks whether each of them is beyond or within my comprehension
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esmecuckoo · 3 days ago
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Every time I remember that one time Betty Draper was Emma Frost I smile inside.
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esmecuckoo · 4 days ago
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Bro, We Are Mutuals . Its Ok To Message Me . Im Ur Friend . I Love You . … Bro, We Are Exchanging Discords Now . . No Dont Stop Keysmashing Bro .. Bro
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esmecuckoo · 4 days ago
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“You are cordially invited to the Hellfire Gala”
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La'an Noonien-Singh and Spock + dancing, pt. 1
Star Trek: Strange New Worlds - s03e02 Wedding Bell Blues
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esmecuckoo · 5 days ago
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men will see a mouse and hold it out to their childhood mentor in a show of defiance
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