#am I wrong?

[gloomwitchwrites]

*Incoming text sound*

What do you want for dinner?

Soap: starts texting something naughty

*Incoming text sound*

…and don’t say me.

Soap: frantically starts hitting backspace

[sarcki]

The most devastating thing about billford is that they truly did match each other’s freak

Like yes, I do believe that if billy didn’t want to destroy the world/was that insane that Bill “deer teeth” cipher and Stanford “setting my face on fire is faster than shaving” pines were made for each other

[landrylovesmatcha]

hey remember when i said that deadpool and wolverine was like pride and prejudice but they’re shitty and smelly and covered in blood

[caramelc0rgi]

Erik the second Charles helps him escape from the Pentagon

[bisexualsbuck]

[wolverinesprincess]

husband!logan:

boyfriend!logan:

dbf!logan:

[taurielofmirkwood77777]

I find it really amusing that somehow the kiss™ is the least gay thing Aziraphale and Crowley did in the entire show.

[umthisistheonlyusernamenottaken]

[hitorimaron]

leg brace

[ultimateloserboy]

Stanford Pines writing in the most angelic, perfect cursive detailing the evil nature of the most dangerous being in the universe while knowing damn well a few decades ago that thing was taking over his brain to stack donuts on his dong and breaking his legs while using his body to do shitty backflips

[isabela-merceds]

"how would you sum up squid game season two?"

[sarcki]

The fact that no one has suggested calling the billfiddlesford ship “the holy Trinity” upsets me

[lucyandlucy]

Rip Two-Bit and Dally you would have loved saying “I didn’t even do anything” after throwing a desk out the window in school

[angelwolf745]

I just know for a fact that these boys are eaters; like messy and down bad eaters.

[palmolli]

I have a rlly strange LU headcanon but I want to get it out there anyways laalalal

Sky would be a beast at beat saber.

Like... rhythm game + sword thing

Sky is the best swordsman in the chain. ANNDDDD, like most of the Links, he's got a nack for music.

[bragginball-z]

Fully obsessed with how quickly Cas goes from adorably awkward “I bought this at the hot topical.” to sounding all gruff and raspy saying “No fighting. Both of you.” while glaring Dean into submission. Dean baby you are so fucked.