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@earmuffstar​ has activated my trap card

I’m sorry this took me so long, I had to spend a very long debating whether or not I was really willing to risk someone misunderstanding and getting canceled, getting absolutely raked through the mud and chased off of tumblr by the entire mcyt community for having disagreeable takes about their favorite ccs on the internet. but I already put it out there so I guess I just have to pray.

I also had to make it into a google doc because it was so big in my notes app.

Anyway before I post the link PLease let me be clear:

THESE ARE ALL BASED ON TRAITS I SEE IN MYSELF. I AM PROJECTING PARTS OF MYSELF THAT I SEE IN THEM BECAUSE I AM A NARCISSIST AND IT BRINGS ME VALIDATION TO SEE THOSE THINGS IN THE PEOPLE WHOSE CONTENT I ENJOY WATCHING. I WOULD NEVER SUGGEST THAT ANY OF THESE TRAITS MAKE THEM ANYTHING LESS THAN MORE NUANCED AND AMAZING INDIVIDUALS. I WOULD NEVER EVEN BEGIN TO SUGGEST I KNOW ANYTHING MORE ABOUT THE REAL HUMAN PEOPLE THAT MAKE LAST LIFE THAN THE VERY LIMITED VERSION OF THEMSELVES THEY CHOOSE TO SHARE WITH US ON THE INTERNET OR THAT THAT VERSION OF THEM IS IN ANYWAY INDICATIVE OF THEIR CHARACTER OR WORTH AS HUMAN BEINGS!!

Ok. Here it is. Pearl’s scathing reads of every Last Life CCs most toxic trait. Enjoy.

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1ZY47STimlQIGQrgPLB61NruKfHl_HivupU_UpHhfSik/edit?usp=sharing

Would anyone like to see my deep dive into each last lifers irl toxic trait based soully on shalliw observation and personal experience that i made instead of sleeping?

It is 22 pages long 🙃

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Hello, now that last life has ended i have started an ethoslab lp pilgrimage from episode 1 and i keep having Thots ™ so i believe i may "live blog" my journey. I will tag everything "etho live lp" if u would like to avoid such ramblings 💜💜💜

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Juuust remembered hurtin hermits was ethos season7 game and not the modded series they used to do between seasons.. im still right tho

The reason hurtin hermits didn't get as big as it could have is because they overlooked the chance to call it harmitcraft

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The reason hurtin hermits didn't get as big as it could have is because they overlooked the chance to call it harmitcraft

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Asxsd i kno hamilton (the musical) is dead as hell but everytime i think about bdubs not being able to post his session 7 pov i keep thinking about Burn. Just.

"I'm erasing myself from the narrative Let future historians wonder how / Eliza reacted when you broke her heart"

"They don't get to know what I said / I'm burning the memories / Burning the letters that might have redeemed you"

"Be careful with that one, love / He will do what it takes to survive"

"I knew you were mine / You said you were mine / I thought you were mine"

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first. They were the B.E.S.T.

then. Just E.S.T.

then they were the B.E.S.T. again

They slid back to E.S.T. but only for a moment

Then. It was a B.E.T.

Then it was just B.E.

Now its. Just.

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So much for this one lads, the au will always remain, tho 😌🙌

Had an epiphany about the peace love and plants last life headcanon about possible implications

This may have been better as a text post but i will at leasg try to add an image description at some point :p

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"If we cant be BEST then lets just BE"

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U kno what? I onviously have my own fav i want to win but honestly? I hope joel wins! He deserves it after sufviving On His Own on his last life™ since session 2

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When I was Like. Three. I would watch bambi every day. Because i Truly Believed if i watched it again, this time, his mom Would Not Die.

Obviously this is because i was 3 and had not grasped things like object permanence or reality.

But now i am 25 and I Know if i watch anyone else's last life videos i Am Going To Experience this feeling- this Hopeless Hope Again- and its Going To Hurt the Same Everytime

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I watched skizzs ep and now im scared to watch anybody else's. That was already so much i dont know if i can handle any more 😭😭

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Had an epiphany about the peace love and plants last life headcanon about possible implications

This may have been better as a text post but i will at leasg try to add an image description at some point :p

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So I have an art blog to keep all my art on but i just realized it would make sense to share last life related stuff here too lol.

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I was raving about last life to a friend when i was suddenly overcome with another bout of love for feral mumbo.

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I love how everytime i start to feel bad for bdubs, my poor little tick tock, he immediately pulls an even more unforgivable stinker.

Me: poor bdubs, no one knows he turned red cause so many people had already stopped recording 🥺

Bdubd, the next day: ends the video about 5% into the session to punish people calling him short (and certainly because he didn't think anything else in his recording was interesting enough but like So Much Happened after that??? Wait i just realized he ended it before people started dying ascdf was it payback???)

Me, naive and unlearning bdubs apologist: ughg why is tango being So stingy with his lives! My poor sweet tick tock deserves help and also etho does not deserve to deal with mean bdubs Again :(

Bdubs, with plenty of time left in the session and who would near certainly recieve help from tango if only to not waste his life, targeting the Already Saltiest person in the room: >8]

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Last Life grian versus dsmp technoblade

Wolf pack

Releasing a Wither on the server

Tnt

Kills people

Undeniable bond with another player (scar and philza) (technically mumbo but grian gravitates to scar like a bear to honey)

Alliances

Secret bases

Friend with a suit and anxiety

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Would anyone like to see my deep dive into each last lifers irl toxic trait based soully on shalliw observation and personal experience that i made instead of sleeping?

It is 22 pages long 🙃