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Meridia's beacon on clearance at the home goods if anyone wants to start a quest

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a story about obsession, particularly with a piece or form of media, taking over the main character's life to the point where it begins to solely define it

uses issues with literal eyesight/perception (blindness, hallucination, obstruction of view, etc) to illustrate this obsession

main character haphazardly journeys into a vast unknown abyss in the hope of understanding the object of their obsession

strained relationship between a character letting a sole obsession take over their life and a corresponding character trying to get away from the object of that same obsession, by any means necessary, and yet it's clear at the end that said characters still deeply care for one another

breaks the fourth wall using the format of the medium itself (footnotes, fonts, watermarks, etc)

more specifically, by taking EXTRADIEGETIC formatting elements and making them DIEGETIC (i.e. characters IN the story are aware of them)

even MORE specifically, strategically uses the color blue to continuously remind the IRL viewer/reader/whatever of the (omni)presence of the object of obsession

cameos from basically every well-known person ever in the IRL field/community related to the story, and also several not

official music associated with the story fucks severely

guy with a first name starting with "s" and the last name "wozniak" is extradiegetically referred to as "woz"

is a piece of media im normal about (lying)

borderline forever is gamer comedy house of leaves

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is this the ancestor of the homophobic dog

Johann Heinrich Wilhelm Tischbein, Plates from: Têtes de Différents Animaux dessinées d'après nature pour donner une idée plus exacte de leurs caractères / Heads of different animals drawn from nature to give a more accurate idea of their characters, 1796. Etching. Made in Naples, Italy. Via Philadelphia Museum of Art.

Trivia: The artist is called Goethe-Tischbein, because he made the famous portrait of “Goethe in the Roman Campagna” 1787.

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hey wait a second. im alive & can experience things

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nevermind ✨

hey guys so what if tally hall as vines

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hey guys so what if tally hall as vines

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sending them jellybeans

Does anyone even care about my Termagaunt

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jame what does this mean i'm scared what did you do to my honeybee

dude your pet honeybee totally isn’t housebroken yet

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projection hours: rex mohs is trans (but we all knew that already) and he chose the name "rex" because he likes dinosaurs

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this stupid twink wont share his fucking doritos 

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I worked very hard on this

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Scott the Woz characters as "Things to Never Say to Someone Who Just Came Out"

Jeb: "I'm gayer" Jerry: "Hi Gay, I'm Dad" Steel Wool: "How do you know?" Scott: "I was planning to come out this very moment, and you just stole my thunder" Rex: "Our Father, Who art in heaven, hallowed be Thy name; Thy kingdom come; Thy will be done on earth as it is in heaven. Give us this day our daily bread; and forgive us our trespasses as we forgive those who trespass against us; and lead us not into temptation, but deliver us from evil." Target Employee: "I knew the second you told me you were gay" Chet: "You still owe me $45" Wendy's Employee: "Your mother and I still love you" Anna: "So what's next for Mr. New Gay Man?" Liza: "This has been so obvious ever since I started talking to you." Terry: "Would you like to go on record stating that for our organization's diversity initiative?"

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HELL FUCKING YEEAAAHHH

actually made my own scott the woz edit the other day!! it's Miracle Musical but it counts as Tally Hall right? ...right?

Scott the woz edit

don't ask why

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i swear to god there's an uncanny resemblance between these two

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OH SHIT DUENDE TUNEADO!!! /ref

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happy holidays evvery1 stay safe and spread kindness

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Original song - Snow Halation from Love Live!