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y'all, i think i'm gonna start writing again...text series included. but honestly, i think i wanna start a new short form fic too. just a couple of chapters...tell me what you wanna see.

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If texting were a thing in the 1890s pt 23

Ominis: WHERE is my wand you wanker Sebastian: what wand Sebastian: i don't have a wand Sebestian: never heard of a wand in my life Ominis: this isn't funny you know i SEE with my wand Ominis: where is it Ominis: i'm telling MC Sebestian: im jk i actually don't know where it is Sebastian: did you check the drawers? Ominis: I have felt around every crack and crevice of this dorm, its not here Sebastian: I'm sure it will turn up Poppy: what did you guys do for prank day? MC: added an ingredient to Garreth's potion the one time he actually tried to follow a recipe Anne: chased Duncan with a snake from the courtyard Natsai: pour glue in Zenobia Noke's chair right before she sat in it Sebastian: stole Ominis's wand Poppy: .... MC: Sebastian that's not funny Sebastian: well why not Sebastian: i got a kick out of it Natsai: doesn't he see with his wand???? Sebastian: and? he'll be alright MC: Ominis is in the hospital wing Sebastian: WHAT? WHY? MC: he fell down the stairs MC: couldn't see Sebastian: MERLINS BEARD I DIDNT MEAN FOR THAT TO HAPPEN??????? Sebastian: OMINIS IM SORRY Sebastian: IT WAS ME IM SORRY Sebastian: IM COMING TO VISIT IM SORRY Sebastian: ok wtf Ominis is NOT in the hospital wing???? Sebastian: WHY IS THERE A GIANT PURPLE TOAD ON MY BED MC: happy prank day ;) Sebastian: oh r u kidding me wtf Anne: HAHAHAHAHA Ominis: next time you try to steal my wand at least find a better hiding spot you plonker

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hey guys, it's been a while since i've posted. it's actually been an entire month on the dot apparently. anyway, apologies for the absence as i have been diagnosed with some unfavorable health issues.

i've come on today in the light of the ao3 AI theft situation and just want to say that for the time being, i am locking my dusty abandoned fics for archive accounts only. i know they're barely anything special or heavily worked through anyway, but no one wants their work scraped up to train AI programs...

i'll get back to my text series soon, but posts may be all over the place while im in treatment for my health. i do miss the community that has come from it, and i just love writing Sebastian and Ominis.

that being said if you're on ao3 and actively write/have written but haven't heard about this whole content theft situation, i suggest you also lock your stories.

that is all for now.

toodles!

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If texting existed in the 1890s pt 22

Sebastian: how do you think Ominis: uhm...the same way you do? Sebastian: no Sebastian: how do you think if you can't see Sebastian: like what do you think about Ominis: tf??? idk. stuff. Sebastian: no seriously Ominis: a lot of things Ominis: homework, the book i'm going through, the next spell i need to learn, theater lines, whether or not i've remembered to feed crumpet, how much i hate duncan hobhouse, my desire to punch duncan hobhouse in the face, pushing imelda off of her broom Sebastian: okay but how Ominis: tf do you mean??? Ominis: because I have a brain? Sebastian: no but like how do you see your thoughts in your brain Sebastian: like when you're thinking about these things how do you picture it Sebastian: if you're thinking about a meat pie, how do you picture it Ominis: i don't Sebastian: but like how do you think about it Ominis: bro idfk i can't think about something ive never experienced Sebastian: but how do you think about a meat pie then? Ominis: because i've eaten a meat pie? Sebastian: but you've never SEEN it Ominis: you know what you're going to see if you don't shut up Ominis: my fist Ominis: in your mouth Sebastian: WTF?????

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If texting were a thing in the 1890s pt 21

Sebastian: MC is pregnant Ominis: WHAT Ominis: WTF ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT Ominis: SEBASTIAN Ominis: bro answer the phone rn Ominis: HELLO Ominis: what are you going to do with it Ominis: is she gonna like Ominis: raise it? Ominis: oh my god she's too young to birth that thing Ominis: Sebastian ANSWER UR PHONE Ominis: oh my god how could you drop this on me and not answer me Ominis: HELLO? Ominis: you dumb fuck Ominis: I'm going to MC's room MC: WHY DID YOU TELL OMINIS THAT IM PREGNANT Sebastian: what? MC: you told Ominis I'm pregnant Sebastian: no i didn't? Sebastian: i told him you're packing Sebastian: for the camping trip? MC: go read your text you sent him MC: go do it Sebastian: fuck Sebastian: packing* Ominis: mf you have the intelligence of a slice of bread Sebastian: well that's kinda mean???? Ominis: yeah you're right Ominis: i shouldn't insult bread like that Sebastian: WTF????

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If texting were a thing in the 1890s pt 20

Sebastian: so you're not going to like this and i'm just going to start with that Ominis: when do i ever like anything you have to tell me Sebastian: exactly Sebastian: you know what you're getting here Ominis: ugh Ominis: go on Sebastian: i told Poppy you have a crush on her Ominis: funny joke haha now what is it really Sebastian: no that's what I did Sebastian: and she was taken aback but she said the more she thought about it, the more it made sense Sebastian: with theater club and everything Sebastian: and i think she actually has realized that she likes you Ominis: oh fuck Ominis: are you kidding me Ominis: you're such a dick Ominis: why would you do that Sebastian: well she was all upset about the fact that no one seems to fancy her in a romantic sense and Sebastian: quite honestly it made me feel really fucking sad because Poppy is so sweet Ominis: and that was your first thought???? Ominis: "let me tell this sweet innocent lovable girl that a guy likes her even though he doesn't"??? Ominis: you're SICK Sebastian: lovable and sweet huh Sebastian: perhaps you do like her Ominis: well she is lovely but truthfully i think i have developed feelings for someone else Sebastian: EXCUSE ME Sebastian: it better not be MC Ominis: oh shut it you braindead rat Ominis: you know MC is like a sister to me Sebastian: right right... Sebastian: unless? Ominis: NO Sebastian: okay so not Poppy? Ominis: no Sebastian: Imelda Ominis: FUCK NO. Sebastian: damn okay Sebastian: WAIT Sebastian: IS IT ANNE Ominis: no, with emphasis. Sebastian: you're not gonna tell me yes to anyone are you Ominis: you're never gonna shut up, are you? Sebastian: do golden retrievers wag their tails when they're happy? Ominis: i don't know, ive never seen one Sebastian: fuck Sebastian: sorry

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If texting were a thing in the 1890s pt 19

Ominis: I feel like I am going mad Ominis: have you been hearing that insanely loud sound coming from beneath the floorboards? Sebastian: i have no clue what you're talking about Ominis: that loud creaking sound Ominis: you DONT hear it???? Ominis: literally how Sebastian: I have no idea what you mean MC: hey sorry late reply MC: i haven't heard anything MC: are you sure you've actually been hearing something? Ominis: no Ominis: I asked you because I made it up and I thought it was funny to trick you with my delusions Sebastian: Oh? Ominis: YES I HEAR THE NOISE Ominis: ARE YOU CALLING ME CRAZY MC: well i wasn't before... Sebastian: yeah, now we might be Ominis: the floor literally shakes??????? MC: Ominis....i think you need to lay down MC: might be a side effect of the concussion my graphorn gave you Ominis: okay don't take me seriously we'll see what happens Ominis: have you been hearing any weird noises lately? Poppy: Noises? no. not that i can recall. why? Ominis: ugh no reason, we'll talk at theater practice Ominis: have you been hearing any creaking sounds from the ground by chance? Anne: uhh..no??? should i be worried???? lol Ominis: hm Ominis: no false alarm Natsai: can you find a way to make that annoying sound STOP Ominis: you hear it too????????? Natsai: Sebastian tapping his wand against the table next to you??? yes i hear it loud and clear Ominis: right, sorry Ominis: well i guess you're right, no one heard it MC: its okay sometimes our anxiety just makes stuff up yk Sebastian: or you are genuinely insane and we should institutionalize you before its too late Ominis: choke. Sebastian: lol MC: so a bunch of trolls just bursted in through the floor Ominis: gee, I wonder who could've seen that one coming -_- Sebastian: ???? you literally can't see anything soooo ????? *OMINIS has blocked this chat*

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If texting were a thing in the 1890s pt 18

MC: hey bub MC: wanna go ice skating tn???? with Anne? Sebastian: sorry i can't Sebastian: i've got detention MC: omg again??? MC: what happened now? Sebastian: well Sebastian: Ominis got into a fight MC: WHAT? Sebastian: yeah and i was just backing him up Sebastian: basically Hobhouse started mouthing off to him Sebastian: and things got out of hand Sebastian: idk maybe he should explain it MC: damn okay..that's so not like him MC: Ominis what happened Ominis: what MC: detention? the Hobhouse incident? Ominis: oh Ominis: fuck him MC: okay but what happened Ominis: don't know what got into him because he's usually a scared little bitch but he was talking shit so i told him to shut the fuck up Ominis: he started mocking me for being blind so i whipped out my wand and told him that if he wanted to go, we could go Ominis: then he got all "no need to bring the wands into this" Ominis: so i said "you're right, my hands work just fine." Ominis: and then i rocked his shit MC: that's so unlike you omg Ominis: yeah but it's Hobhouse and i fucking hate him so is it really? MC: guess not MC: so how did Sebastian get involved into this? Ominis: Leander tried to break it up so he grabbed me. Sebastian got pissed and also started throwing hands Ominis: so yeah Ominis: yay detention can't wait

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If texting were a thing in the 1890s pt 17

MC: hey so MC: we are absolutely royally expeditiously fucked MC: SOS Ominis: please Ominis: not again MC: oh yes MC: again Ominis: i keep praying to get struck by lightning Ominis: why won't God answer my prayers????? Sebastian: this is a serious matter Ominis: you owe me therapy Ominis: seriously i deserve compensation for this nonsense MC: ok Ominis fr MC: there is a graphorn running around through the castle Ominis: uhm Ominis: what the fuck? MC: he's mine and well, he got out Sebastian: wasn't me this time, all her MC: not you blaming me rn Sebastian: with Ominis yes Sebastian: but if they try to punish you for it, you have no idea what happened and you weren't even there. it was all me. Sebastian: got it? MC: aw..im not gonna let you go down for my troublemaking again Ominis: okay why does this involve me at all? MC: we need to stop him before he tramples EVERYONE Sebastian: yeah that thing is massive Ominis: okay and i'm stopping him how? Ominis: with what eyes Ominis: with what spells Ominis: i know i have sensational biceps and quality pectorals but i am certainly not lifting that big-bodied beast MC: omg just help us????? Ominis: fine but if he bites me i am literally going to fight you Poppy: hey Ominis i heard you're not well... Poppy: thought i'd send my best wishes while you're in the hospital wing Ominis: "not well" is quite a dainty way to say "stepped on by a graphorn," isn't it?

thank you to everyone who sent me well wishes in the light of my pet's recent passing. this community has done a lot for me, and i've only been here for two months. i appreciate you endlessly if you follow me or enjoy my content in any way.

love & thanks,

riri

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my childhood dog passed in her sleep last night after a very difficult past few days. i will be taking a few days to process things. when i get back, ill start updating the text series again.

au revoir

- riri

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If texting were a thing in the 1890s pt 16

Sebastian: so i was practicing the unforgivables right Ominis: fuck right off Ominis: right off Ominis: literally fuck off Ominis: how many times do we need to have this conversation Sebastian: no no hear me out! Sebastian: i'm trying to see if there is a way to counteract them defensively, immediately upon cast Sebastian: to protect people Ominis: ....okay Ominis: what does that have to do with me Sebastian: i need someone to cast crucio on and i refuse to do it on MC ever again Sebastian: but you might work... Ominis: oh FUCK OFF Ominis: im not subjecting myself to that Sebastian: PLEASE Sebastian: i could really discover something here Sebastian: its not like i can use Anne Ominis: the fact that you even CONSIDERED using Anne is SICK Sebastian: i didn't until just now Ominis: i'm not doing it Sebastian: what if i give you something in return... Ominis: like what? Ominis: a cure to the permanent headache you've given me????? Ominis: don't think that's possible Sebastian: no no Sebastian: you've always wanted to ride a thestral right? Ominis: i'm listening Sebastian: yeah well...i know a guy Sebastian: a girl actually Ominis: Poppy? Sebastian: no Sebastian: meet me in the undercroft and we'll sort it out Ominis: ugh fine Ominis: i'll do it Ominis: at this point just use avada kedavra on me, take me out i'm sick of this shit Sebastian: WTF????

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If texting were a thing in the 1890s pt 15

Ominis: all clear meet me in the Undercroft Ominis: alone Ominis: we are to have no interruptions Ominis: catching my drift ;) MC: i thought you'd never ask MC: otw Sebastian: you wanna go test out this new broom? Sebastian: hello Sebastian: MC the new broom came in Sebastian: come see it Sebastian: bring Ominis Sebastian: Ominis answer me Sebastian: Ominis? Sebastian: MC???? Sebastian: have you heard from MC? Poppy: nope, thought she was studying in the library but she's not here Sebastian: hm okay Sebastian: have you seen Ominis? Amit: nope Amit: told me he'd be making potions but i went looking for him and he wasn't there Amit: sucks, was gonna ask him for some help on a project. not sure where he's gone off to Sebastian: how about MC? theater stuff maybe? no one has seen them Amit: hm i forgot about that, i only do set design so i can't really tell you if something else is going on Amit: how about you ring Poppy? Sebastian: i did, no clue where MC went

Sebastian was shocked when he discovered MC and Ominis in the midst of a deeply upsetting act in the Undercroft.

They were having a fashion show, with a silken-dressed Crumpet the cat tapping paws down a wooden catwalk, without requesting his attendance.

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"You Vex Me" : An Ominis OneShot

the first of my oneshot genre poll: first place - "something smutty".

CONTENT WARNNING: this content contains smut; characters are NOT minors, are eighteen or above and are at the end of their seventh year.

Kristen snuck out of her dorm room at the darkest of hours to go practice her potions in the hidden closet she’d found a few months prior. With finals and award season approaching, she was determined to out-do her number one class enemy, Ominis Gaunt, in the potions section. She was confident she could beat him in every other category, but potions was the one subject that twisted itself completely in her mind. After she’d found the spot, she’d set up a good potion table and practice in secret. If anyone was going to win the award of potion mastery at the end of the year, it was going to be her. 

She sprinted down the halls underneath a disillusionment charm, going as fast as she could without her mary jane shoes producing a noticeable sound. As she’d approached the door, she was immediately hit with a bad feeling. The handle was not in the exact angle she’d left it. She knew someone had touched it, possibly went inside. She looked around the empty hall before grabbing the doorknob and slowly pushing her way in. 

“You motherfucker,” she harshly released from her lips at the sight of Ominis Gaunt. “This spot is mine. Get out.” 

“Excuse me?” Ominis pulled his hands away from the potion table with an attitude to his voice that made her blood begin to boil like pasta water. “How dare you talk to me like that?” 

She shut the door behind her before laying it on him.

“How dare I? This is my spot and you fucking know it. The only reason you’re here is because you know it's mine. But guess what? Practice won’t make perfect anymore, too late. I’ve already perfected every potion inside and out. You’re going to have your own cocky, pompous ass handed to you when that award is given to me instead.”

She was lying, but she was hoping he couldn’t see through her facade. He was still much better at potions than she was. The one he’d been brewing in the room smelled much more correct than her version ever had. But giving up and shutting up was never on her agenda. Not when it came to Ominis Gaunt.

How wickedly cruel it was for him to be so handsome. The way his blonde hairs fell so perfectly from atop his head, requiring minimal effort. His eyes might’ve been incapable of sight, but they certainly were great at captivating it from others. Like two glass orbs of icy blue, swirling like waves. Waves that could swallow her alive. Even his complexion was insanely perfect, soft and glistening. His beauty marks were exactly as they’d been described, kisses of beauty placed on his skin by Aphrodite herself. 

How wickedly cruel of him to be so handsome, but so arrogant. Conceited. He was the picture perfect prince of the Slytherin house. An excellent example of how cunning Slytherins could be. For a Gryffindor, she certainly wasn’t feeling very brave as he smirked at her devilishly. He loved her anger, almost like he could get off to it. It fed his ego somehow, knowing he was the standard to beat. And of course, he wasn’t going down without a fight. 

“Why should I care about what’s yours?” He bit back at her. “Because so far, I don’t. And I never have.” 

“Do you think this is funny?” Kristen marched over to the table and threw his potion work off with her hands, watching everything shatter to the floor. “If you want a fight, I’ll give you a war. Stop playing games and get out!” 

He cackled. He laughed at her like a little boy tormenting another child on the playground. He shook his head with that stupid, cunning smirk of his. And as she’d watched him, she felt as though she were burning alive. She almost thought to drop the wands and fight with hands instead. 

“Oh, that’s rich.” Ominis’s laugh died down but the look of pleasure remained painted on his face like an original piece of Monet. “As if you’d tell me to get out and I’d just leave.”

She’d reached her boiling point then.

“You..” She stuttered over the words in anger. “You vex me!”

She’d stomped her foot on the ground as though she were a child throwing a temper tantrum. If he was going to make child’s play, she was going to fit the part. She was tired of being mature. 

“I do?” He’d cheekily responded to her outburst. “Tell me..”

He began to approach her closely, her back pressing against the edge of the potion table. And when he’d gotten close enough for her to hear his breath, hers began to speed up. The palpitating organ in her chest rumbled as loudly as a stampede, as she felt the air from his lips hit her ear. 

“Tell me how much.”

Something came over her that she’d never experienced before. She felt sick to her stomach, like a flock of forbidden forest butterflies had hatched in her abdomen and decided to live there. Her neck felt like it was being lit with a match after getting coated in the strongest liquor one could find. And the lower half of her body, the spot between her thighs? It had lightly begun to pulse against the fabric of her undergarments. 

She’d been fully trapped against the table at that point, cornered and taking in the scent of his cologne. Her silence made the room feel so much smaller. He’d pulled away from her ear and she was left to look at his painfully beautiful face. 

“You vex me too,” he muttered out. 

“Good,” she’d spat out the words with anxiety looming over her like a stormcloud. “I hope you loathe me.”

“I do. I loathe the fact that you’re almost as smart as me, maybe even smarter. I hate the fact that you came into this school and not only took my friends, but challenged my intelligence.”

She was surprised when the words came out of his mouth. Hearing them felt strange. It was almost as if he’d been admitting defeat. In any other moment, she would’ve loved to watch him squirm and surrender. But this? This had been different. 

They had entered an entirely different game with the words he decided to lay out next. 

“And most of all, I cannot stand the fact that I always think about you. I hate the fact that your voice replays in my head all day, and that the scent of your perfume when you walk past me in the hall makes me turn around. I despise the way I feel when Garreth and Sebastian flirt with you in front of me. I even detest the way you look at them, even though I am incapable of seeing it. Because I know you’ve never looked at me that way. So yes, I hate you. I hate you more than I’ve ever hated anyone in my entire life.”

Their lips crashed together like two sailing ships colliding amongst the waves of the sea’s strongest storm. It had felt like rain finally coating the desert after the longest period of drought. He had grabbed her waist with his large hands and pushed him against her body, as her own hands immediately gripped onto his locks of perfect hair. The room felt hot as their body heat built up from the contact. As he pressed further into her, she felt his hardness beneath his pants. 

She quivered as he pulled away from her lips and began kissing her neck, devouring her skin with the softness of his lips. 

“I hate you.” He repeated the words, muffled against her skin as she held back a whimper from the sensation. She could hardly catch her breath as she gripped onto him and pulled his frame closer. “I hate you because you aren’t mine.” 

As he kissed around both sides of her neck, trailing his mouth to her ear and then against her jawline, she pulled back slightly when he’d attempted to fall back onto her lips. 

“Make me yours,” she’d whispered out to him. “I want to be yours.”

“Fuck.”

He pulled his class robe off and onto the floor before he got to work on her clothes. First, he’d pulled her robes off of her shoulders. Then he’d undone the bottoms of her vest and ribbed open her shirt that had been buttoned up underneath it. She had no undergarments on, and her breasts had become bare in front of him. Devoid of sight, he immediately brought his warm hands to cup them as their lips met yet again. Both of them whimpered out in satisfaction. She’d loved the way his hands felt as he massaged them, and he loved the way they felt in his hand. It’d only made him even harder, throbbing in his pants and dancing on the edge of insanity. 

She’d lost her breath when he’d kissed his way down to her breast, immediately going to lightly suck on her right nipple. She moaned out as his tongue swirled against her skin. She felt an immense amount of wetness forming beneath her panties. Soon she’d found herself completely against the table and spreading her legs open for him, hoping he’d take the opportunity to lower one hand and play with her. And just as she’d hoped, upon him moving from the right breast to the left, he’d stuck his hand up her skin and begun to lightly rub against her clit. When he wasn’t amused with the amount of fabric in his way, he’d slipped his fingers underneath her panties and played. 

“You’re so fucking wet,” he grumbled out hungrily as he used his finger to swirl circles against her clit. She leaned all the way back and cried in pleasure as he began to increase his speed a bit. He let out the cocky, little laugh she’d been all too familiar with. But it had been driving her crazy in a different way now. 

“Yes..” She mumbled out as she gripped onto the table. “Fuck, yes!”

“You like that?” He’d teased her mercilessly. It had been obvious she was enjoying the sensation of him playing with her so intensely, but he wanted to hear her say it. 

“Y-Yes…” She was barely able to push out the words. He’d leaned in to kiss her again and she’d gone back into his hair, her hips grinding and her body shaking with his movements. 

He slowed his speed against her clit before stopping entirely, edging her as he began to gently rub his finger up and down the area. He’d toyed with her entrance a bit, watching her squirm, before allowing his finger to slowly slide into her. He rubbed the spongiest part within her and began to use his finger in a flicking motion. 

“Oh my god,” she moaned out in response to the pleasure she’d been experiencing. He sped his motions up just a bit more and she felt her face lose composer. He was so hard that it had almost become uncomfortable for him. But he wasn’t going to stop until she had been satisfied in other ways first. 

He kissed her lips hungrily, his tongue swiping around in her mouth as he fingered her with one hand and lightly pressed on her throat with the other. 

“Say my name,” he groaned against her ear. 

She erupted in the most beautiful cry he’d ever heard.

“Ominis!” She called out shaking, moving her hips up and down with his motions. 

The pressure building inside of her felt unlike anything she’d felt before. The pleasure had become so intense for her that she could barely hold back her moaning. She’d gripped onto the edges of the table so hard that her hands were starting to hurt. And with one final stroke in, she bursted on his hand. An ejaculation she’d never experienced before lightly shot up in the air and onto his clothes. Her heart was pounding and she barely had breath as he let out a laugh of pleasure and amusement. 

“Wow, you’re so hot,” he spoke. “I’ve never made a girl squirt before. But I guess you’re just that special, huh?” 

As she laid back onto the table in defeat, he unbuttoned his shirt and threw it to the floor. His muscle definition was glistening a bit from the splash. She gazed at his muscular shoulders and biceps, whilst admiring his defined pectorals. 

She didn’t even have time to think before he’d leaned in and kissed her again. He pressed against her body so closely that she could feel his heart beat. She used her hands to explore his muscles, enjoying the sensation of the raised sections before she brought her fingers down to the waistband of his pants. As he suckled on her tongue, he groaned at her touch. She unbuttoned his pants and moved her hands inside of his undergarments. 

He felt so hard in her hands that she couldn’t even think straight. All she could think about was how badly she wanted him to bury himself inside of her until he exploded. She took her hand and gently wrapped around him, stroking him. His lips ghosted against hers as he moaned out and took in sharp breaths with every stroke. She felt him grind his hips in the rhythm she moved her hands with. The sensation drove her crazy. 

“I want to feel you,” he whispered against her lips. “I want to feel how tight and wet you are against my cock. I wanna fuck you, Until you’re shaking and tearing up in pleasure.”

The words alone were almost enough to make her moan out. She felt the muscles of her insides contract and throb in excitement, practically beginning for him to fill her up and stretch her out. 

“Please…” She whispered. 

He pulled back with a half-lipped smirk.

“I will, but I’m not done yet.”

He moved his hands to her skirt and pulled it down her legs, pulling her panties with it. He opened her legs wide and leaned down, pressing his lips against her inner thighs. With every little kiss he left, he got closer and closer to the midst of her. 

“You’re trying to kill me, aren’t you?” 

“You don’t know how badly I’ve been wanting to do this.”

He placed his mouth against her midsection and began to glide his tongue against her clit, tasting her wet juices and humming against her. He used his hand to rub her thighs and touch her as his tongue swirled her into pleasure yet again. He lapped up her juices, ran his tongue up and down, and softly stuck it inside of her. After licking her insides for a few seconds, he trailed back to her clit and gave it a kiss. 

“I just had to taste you…”

He slid a finger inside of her again and swirled his tongue in ways that made her legs shake and her heart race. She gently grinded against his face, heightening the sensation further. 

“Fuck,” she cried out, playing with her breasts in her hands. “I want you to fuck me.”

He groaned and laughed lightly against her but refused to stop, attempting to get her off one more time. His fingers sped up again and she shook with intensity as she came close to climax. 

“You’re gonna make me cum!” She yelped out and bit down on her lip before shaking out an intense orgasm against his mouth. She leaned her head back on the table and shut her eyes, attempting to breathe. She could hear him pulling down his pants, and she grew excited all over again. 

She lifted her eyes and met her gaze with his hardened dick, upcurving slightly in appearance. It looked bigger than she’d imagined it. She was so hungry for it, she began to slide herself towards the edge of the table, waiting for him to mount. When he had, he used the tip to rub around against her clit and her folds. 

“Are you sure you want this?” He asked her to be certain, although he did not pause the gentle teasing. 

“Yes,” she said with confidence. 

“Beg.”

The desire inside of her erupted out like a volcano, spewing all over. 

“Please, Ominis.” She made sure the pleading was soft and sexy enough to coax him into filling her. “Please fuck me. I want you, Ominis. I need you.”

With her words, he slowly split her lips into different directions and pushed himself into her. She lost all air as she felt him sink in. The pressure and pleasure of simply his initial entrance made her head spin. She spread her legs as far out as she could and grabbed his hips, pulling him closer into her. She wanted him buried as deeply into her as possible.

“Fuck,” he groaned out as he slowly began to thrust inside of her. “You’re so tight.”

He grabbed her breasts as his slow strokes massaged her insides with ecstasy-like pleasure. The motion was soft, slow, and intense at first. But as he felt her with every stroke, he grew more needy of her. He sped up his thrusting and heightened the strength a bit. Soon, a steady rhythm could be heard amongst the sounds of their skin touching and her juices coating him. 

They were both moaning out, kissing each other's lips and gripping at each other's hair. He kissed her neck and moaned into it as he increased his speed yet again, feeling himself begin to climb up towards his peak. 

“Fuck,” he called out again. “You feel so good. You feel so fucking good.”

She took in rapid, shallow breaths.

“I want to make you cum.” She dug her nails into his back and wrapped her legs around him. “I’m yours, I’m all yours.”

He took her by the wrist with his hands and pressed them down onto the table, fucking her hard and fast. With every thrust, he felt himself unraveling. 

“I’m gonna cum,” he warned her. He wasn’t sure where specifically she’d wanted him to finish. He’d waited for her to give him an answer, just barely holding on. 

“Don’t pull out until you’re finished.”

He obliged, feeling himself completely come undone. She shook as she felt the pulsation of him emptying inside of her. Her chest rose and fell as she caught her breath, finally. He released her wrists and heavily breathed with his hands holding him up onto the table. 

“Do you still hate?” She teased him in his most vulnerable position. And he loved every bit of it. 

“Yes, I do. Because I’ll never be the same after that.”

They kissed and talked for the rest of the night until they fell asleep on the perfectly good couch that sat just a short distance from the table. 

The next morning, they had rushed out to class as discreetly as possible. Kristen threw her class robe on with haste and ran, not wanting to be late. She was completely winded by the time she made it into potions. 

“Where have you been? You were nearly late!” Poppy gave her a teasing little smile, glancing up at her once but eventually moving to do a double take. As Sebastian and Natsai came over, they had also looked painted in confusion. 

“What is everyone looking at?”

“Are you..” Sebastian began to question.

“Is that…” Poppy followed suit. 

“Why are you in a Slytherin house robe?” Natsai cut to the chase, beating her other friends to the punch. 

Foolishly, Kristen had run out with Ominis’s robe on. She hadn’t bothered to look and be sure. She was so nervous about being late that she hadn’t realized how loosely it had fit her. Before she could concoct a response, Ominis came up from behind her and leaned against the table with his school uniform on, absent of a robe. 

“Can you put us down as partners for the next project?” He asked. She didn’t even have to look at him to know that a smirk had been glossing his lips. 

The trio in front of her had dropped jaws and shocked eyes. 

“Deal.”

After all, there is a very thin line between love and hate.

okay so the oneshot genre poll is up. idk why im surprised "something smutty" won since y'all are FREAKS (but its ok i love u sm no judgements here hehe). so now...we shall ask who you want the star of the show to be.

i'll be going in order of most votes on the poll. so first will be the smutty one (38.9%), then cutesy romance (27.8%), a comedic take (18.5%), and a tragedy (14.8%).

you guys really saved the best for last because i already wrote the tragic one and i feel like i need therapy after writing and editing that one (so sad omg).

if you have any oneshot suggestions, comment below or hit my messages!!! i love to write everything except my assignments that are due (lol) so don't be shy!

xoxo au revoir love u

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If texting were a thing in the 1890s pt 14

Ominis: WHY is there a cat on my bed Ominis: literally who is this Sebastian: i got you a pet obviously Ominis: oh fuck off Ominis: why would you do that Sebastian: so you have some emotional support Ominis: i don't need emotional support Ominis: i just need you to STOP Sebastian: stop what Ominis: ugh i can't believe u Ominis: i hate you rn, i don't want it and i can't just throw it out now that it's inside. that's cruel. Sebastian: i lied to you, i didn't gift you that Ominis: ????? Sebastian: i actually have no idea where it came from Ominis: your bf put a cat ON MY BED Ominis: stinky, smelly cat. probably just finished rolling in dirt. on my freshly washed 800 thread count sheets Ominis: u will pay for this Sebastian: wtf it wasn't me fr like actually it wasn't MC: haha so... MC: actually it was me Ominis: why??????? MC: well, i found her roaming the forbidden forest. when i got closer, i realized she had no eyes at all. she was completely relying on the sounds of the forest. she reminded me of you. i thought you would be the perfect person to really understand her and guide here through life Ominis: omg that's so sweet Ominis: i love her Ominis: i'm naming her crumpet Ominis: omg thank you this is exactly what i needed Ominis: i love you MC Sebastian: WTF?????????

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If texting were a thing in the 1890s pt 13

Ominis: Professor Weasley and Professor Garlick have decided that it would be a good idea to assign us a partner to raise a cabbage baby with for three days Ominis: said its good for "testing our responsibility" when it comes to "parenting and other real world things" Ominis: and guess who i got stuck with Ominis: take a god damn guess MC: omg is it me? Ominis: no. MC: ik where this is going... MC: im sorry in advanced MC: where do i see the list? Ominis: Greenhouse Ominis: you pick up the cabbage there too MC: omg thank god i got Anne MC: that cabbage is about to be so happy Ominis: yeah yeah yeah whatever pray for mine. Ominis: did you pick him up? Sebastian: yeah Ominis: i think we should name him devin Sebastian: he looks like a carl Ominis: well he projects devin vibes Sebastian: carl Ominis: devin Sebastian: carl Ominis: devin Sebastian: kevin? Ominis: for fuck sake whatever idc anymore kevin it is Sebastian: cool i'll bring him to the room Ominis: just don't lose him please Ominis: my grade depends on you not fucking this up. Sebastian: relax im not going to lose him Sebastian: you can trust me Sebastian: i lost kevin. Ominis: i am going to strangle you.

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okay so the oneshot genre poll is up. idk why im surprised "something smutty" won since y'all are FREAKS (but its ok i love u sm no judgements here hehe). so now...we shall ask who you want the star of the show to be.

i'll be going in order of most votes on the poll. so first will be the smutty one (38.9%), then cutesy romance (27.8%), a comedic take (18.5%), and a tragedy (14.8%).

you guys really saved the best for last because i already wrote the tragic one and i feel like i need therapy after writing and editing that one (so sad omg).

if you have any oneshot suggestions, comment below or hit my messages!!! i love to write everything except my assignments that are due (lol) so don't be shy!

xoxo au revoir love u