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uber/lyft needs a reporting system for time wasting

how did I watch you make a wrong turn from a street away then cancel the ride bc you “couldn’t find” me 🫠

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A strange glimpse.

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guess who still tried to bother??? 🙋🏽‍♀️

thank you now I know not to fkg bother

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it’s a never ending cycle of feeling good, getting my hopes up & being disappointed 🫤

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😪😒

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OH - you have plans the ONE day we said we would start taking the moves seriously & do house stuff. predictable.

this will also be the third day we “save the crock pot meal for tomorrow” but cool

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im so irate about lock in im back to cause chaos hi whats up omfg i cant >.<

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live now new year same val lets gooo

twitch.tv/expiredaztea

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thank you now I know not to fkg bother

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watching criminal interrogations is wild

“bUt y’ALL L0sT mY d0G Sp@rKL3By”

ma’am did you or did you not unalive your father

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💕♉️

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I wish someone told me this when I was young & just discovering my connection with the universe.

When you become a witch, there's no list of things you must get, there's no list of things you must do, there are no steps to check off.

Just be a witch. The rest comes later.

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bold of you to assume I wanted my business out there like that

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everybody talked about bussy & now we might get booters

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tw 💀

still haven’t fully processed that I did, in fact, both spoil myself w the most amazing manicure i’ve ever had & also witness cops removing a body from my apartment building today

anyway look how hot my nails are rn ✨💕

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yesterday I found out I was the kid who told everyone the truth about santa

i’ve never felt so connected to my inner child 🥹💀

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I gotta stop going out on a fkg limb for you