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Anonymous said: "Ok, well, if you insist…" *Leaves Bakugo with yogurt covered in mustard.*

Katsuki felt his eye twitching multiple times before immediately beginning to yell. "I SAID, SEND ME SOMETHING GOOD, YA DUMBASS! WHO IN THEIR RIGHT MIND WOULD THINK MUSTARD AND YOGURT WOULD TASTE GOOD TOGETHER?!

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Katsuki's eyes widened for a moment when he saw his brother get a gun of his own. "IS THAT A FUCKIN' ROCKET LAUNCHER?!" he exclaimed loudly, sounding like a giddy child on Christmas morning. "WE GOTTA GO TORCH SOME SHIT!"

Birthday Asks! [Accepting]

Anonymous asked:

-Gives Natsuki a tornado gun.-

"OH FUCK YEAH--" Natsuki didn't know the details on the damn thing -- again, he wasn't a military nerd like his brother was -- but he sure as hell knew what the fuck a GODDAMN ROCKET LAUNCHER LOOKED LIKE.

"KATS -- Y'WANNA BLOW SHIT UP EVEN MORE?!?!?!"

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There was an abrupt pause. "...who the hell said anything about fighting?"

Clearly, Katsuki's mind was elsewhere.

📗 "No, you won't, Kacchan! I've gotten way stronger than you last time we fought!"

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"I'LL FUCK YOU UP, DAMN NERD!" Those were definitely fighting words.

📗 "No! What are you going to do about it if I don't? Fire off at me?!"

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"TAKE THAT SHIT BACK RIGHT NOW!" Katsuki shouted back. "MINIGUNS ARE FUCKIN' COOL!"

📗 "It's because you're better than some dumb minigun!"

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"OI! DON'T BE A FUCKIN' SNITCH, IZUKU!"

Let him keep his cool ass minigun.

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"The anon even loaded it for us!" Katsuki exclaimed as he currently balanced the minigun with both hands. "Let's go find an open space to shoot in!"

"Oh hell yes. Do you have to even ask???" He was giving wiggly fingers at it and a grin as feral as his twin's. He might not be as much of a military nerd as his brother, but who the fuck could resist a minigun???

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A sneer spread across Katsuki's face when he heard his twin's comment. "Who said I was leaving ya out of the fun, huh~?" he hummed.

"Ya wanna come help me blow up some shit?!" It was only fair since it was also his brother's birthday.

"HOLY SHIT -- You lucky fuck--" He might be pouting, just a little.

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Anonymous said: "Happy birthday, Boom-Boom Boy!" *gives him the Heavy’s weapon from TF2*

Katsuki's eyes widened in sheer wild happiness when the gun was placed in his hand. "H-HOLY SHIT! IS THIS A MINIGUN?!" he exclaimed. He inspected it closely and quickly recognized the model. "This is like a GShG-7.62 machine gun model type, right?"

He may have been nerding out. Just a little.

He grinned like a fiend. "I'M GONNA TAKE THIS BABY FOR A SPIN!"

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@heterochromatica said: On Katsuki's birthday during their last year at UA Shoto has gotten him something small and yet also kinda big and he's not really sure if his boyfriend is going to like it. It's the first time he's uncertain if what he got him is good enough but well, it's too late for takebacks now. He already knows that Katsuki is the one he wants to spend the rest of his life with, but he doesn't know how to express it. When the time comes around, Shoto just reaches into his drawer and retrieves a medium sized envelope. That's all, that's everything. It's black and plain. "Happy Birthday..." Inside the envelope are multiple things. First of all, once unfolded, a map that depicts something that looks like a photograph of the night sky with a certain spot highlighted, alongside a pamphlet that has a QR code for some kind of app and instructions on what to do with it. Last but not least there is a document that looks like some kind of certificate and it reads: Let it be known to all that the star residing at the astronomical verified position of RA 12,390 and Declination -254 is hereby named for the 20th April as "Katsuki Bakugo" - this name is permanently filed in the Registry's vault and copyrighted with the Star Register with all rights and privileges attended thereto. "I hope you don't think this is silly but, I wanted to get you something special and uhm... I thought we go have some food later?" Shoto adds, waiting nervously as Katsuki reads.

Katsuki blinked when he saw the envelop but took it. "Thanks," he said to Shouto's words.

Though, once he saw what was inside, he furrowed his eyebrows at the picture. ".....?"

It wasn't until he reached the certificate and read it that he realized what Shouto had gotten him. His eyes widened slightly before he smiled warmly. "Shouto, this has to be the gayest gift anyone's ever gotten me..." Given the amount of warmth and love in his voice, it was clear that he wasn't teasing him from a place of negativity. "I love it."

"You named an actual fuckin' star after me..."

He pulled Shouto into a hug and then kissed him deeply. "Thank you."

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@heterochromatica said: Shoto always puts a lot of efforts into his presents but, after being with Katsuki for so many years it's become much harder to be sneaky about it and find something the other wants that he doesn't buy himself. That's the problem with being independent and able to spend your own money. People buy themselves what they want. This time Shoto had to try a little harder to get something Katsuki hasn't thought of buying for himself but he's proud to have found something. Putting a kiss to his husband's cheek he holds out the box for him to take, it's rather flat and long, fancy pitch black wrapping paper and neon orange ribbon. Upon opened his husband will find something handmade, something Shoto had to call in some favors for. It's a marbled steel, original Yoshihiro kitchen knife with Katsukis name stamped on the handle in golden Kanji. As a experienced cook Katsuki will know it's worth immediately. "I hope I picked the right one..."

Katsuki blinked at the kiss but instinctively smiled softly at the affectionate gesture. "Hey, Shortcake~" he greeted before grabbing the box he was handed.

Once he saw what was inside, his eyes widened immediately. He placed the box down on a box and then carefully picked up the knife to inspect the craftsmanship. "No fuckin' way..." he gasped. "Yoshihiro...?"

Suddenly, a wide grin spread across his face before he carefully set the knife back down. He then promptly turned and tackled Shouto with a hard hug, strong enough to send them toppling over onto the couch. "You're the fuckin' best! I'll use it everyday!" he exclaimed before proceeding to drown his husband in kisses.

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i miss his annoying ass

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Happy Birthday Katsuki!!! 💥🎉

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Katsuki's B-Day Event 2025

"IT'S MY BIRTHDAY, MOTHERFUCKERS! IF YA GIVE ME SOMETHING, IT BETTER BE GOOD!"

OOC: Feel free to wish him happy birthday or give him presents.

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"OI! MY BIRTHDAY'S TOMORROW, YA BASTARDS! YA BETTER GET ME SOMETHING GOOD!"

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"...."

There was a pause to consider this point.

"You make a compelling fuckin' argument..."

Katsuki then rudely pushed the table forward, so he had enough room to plop himself onto Shouto's lap.

"You could be sitting in my lap too?"

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"Oi! Why the hell are you sitting in a chair when you could be sitting in my lap?!"

He exists.