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when I'm forced to feel feelings I make cards about them
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facetiouscraftsaus-blog · 7 years ago
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facetiouscraftsaus-blog · 7 years ago
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If I had a time machine I would give this to my ex husband on our wedding day.
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facetiouscraftsaus-blog · 7 years ago
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Using my scraps of paper to make facetious bookmarks #bookmarks #craft #handmadeparade #makersgonnamake #etsyseller #craftexposure #craftaholic #instacraft
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facetiouscraftsaus-blog · 7 years ago
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For the real MVPs
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facetiouscraftsaus-blog · 7 years ago
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Why be the bigger person when you can just tell them to eat a dick and move on.
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facetiouscraftsaus-blog · 7 years ago
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And now back to my normal level of seriousness
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facetiouscraftsaus-blog · 7 years ago
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For the bitter old battleaxes who can’t create a Word document or find where they parked but will teach your ungrateful ass a thing or two about something that became irrelevant 25 years ago
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facetiouscraftsaus-blog · 7 years ago
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Works every time.
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facetiouscraftsaus-blog · 7 years ago
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And for the majority who stuck around ❤
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facetiouscraftsaus-blog · 7 years ago
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Card making has been kind of like therapy to me after a messy breakdown at work. Most of my colleagues were very supportive but some were real cunts. These are for them.
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facetiouscraftsaus-blog · 7 years ago
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Show that you no longer care with a thoughtful card
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facetiouscraftsaus-blog · 7 years ago
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But I’m too lazy to mow it.
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facetiouscraftsaus-blog · 7 years ago
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Probably wait for the second date before giving this.
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facetiouscraftsaus-blog · 7 years ago
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You can be pretty AND vulgar. Don’t let anybody tell you differently.
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facetiouscraftsaus-blog · 7 years ago
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Never thought I’d get so much use out of this weird cardstock
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facetiouscraftsaus-blog · 7 years ago
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How to charm the pants off someone.
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facetiouscraftsaus-blog · 7 years ago
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Objectify your love interest the old fashioned way
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