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i am gonna be a stinker and complain about the new poses being gender specific because not only do i find it just a lil unfair, i think its also almost laughably gross that fem poses are soft/cute/seductive and male poses are aggressive/tough/rigid. they aren't JUST gender specific, they are hugely gender stereotyped as well which seems so out of left field for this game it almost feels like a mistake and yet
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this isn't even that funny, the thought of this edit has just been sitting in my head for months.
#I've seen this screenshot so many times#but then it disappears for months 馃槶馃槶#now THIS is the dumbest shit I've edited so far#i fear it's not even funnyyyy#i literally just made it because i said something stupid AF on my twitter bc of this#Cyberpunk meme#cyberpunk 2077 meme#cyberpunk 2077#cyberpunk#cbp2077#johnny silverhand#idk this is so dumb
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cyberpsychosis is a collective term for all psychotic and anxiety-related personality disorders caused by hardware implanted in the body and any and all behavioral mods, including software.
cyberpsychosis can affect anyone with cyberware. even you.
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why is Johnny's audio quality just so fucking low in phantom liberty?? 馃槱馃槱
i swear it isn't this low in the normal game.
#i usually play without headphones#but most times the other characters aren't this quiet#and I don't remember Johnny sounding this low in other parts of the game 馃ゲ馃ゲ#i think even with headphones he's a bit quieter#the worst offender is in the sewer tunnel part when he appears again#he's SO quiet it's insane#cyberpunk 2077#cyberpunk#cbp2077#johnny silverhand
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So I can tell him to go away but I still can't smooch him? Cowards!
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i keep forgetting this is sitting in my fucking drafts.
#this has to be MONTHS old#because the cave diver trend is dead#aren't we so glad that i go to sleep at a decent time now??#this was definitely a 4am draft#hello main fandom tags#cyberpunk 2077#cyberpunk#cbp2077#johnny silverhand#draft
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there's a certain Johnny figure I think is the ugliest merch of him I've ever seen because for some reason they gave this man a thick ass neck and it just looks so anatomically wrong to me. 馃槶馃槶
it sucks because the figure is pretty nice looking aside from that, and it looks fine from certain angles, but they just HAD to give him this wide ass neck for no reason. it just looks so horrible to me looking at it from the front.
#it sucks because he doesnt have many official figures#i kind of want it just for the johnny merch#but the logicial part of me finds him ugly as shit#i dont know if it looks this horrible irl#but their prototype photos make him so ugly#i know johnny doesnt have a little pencil neck but i feel like his neck is way too thick in this specific figure#his other figures arent like that#i think it makes his neck look too short bc they did that#maybe???#idk#its the pop up parade figure#maybe i wouldnt loathe it as much irl#but any photos ive seen makes it look HORRIBLE#irl pictures dont look that bad but his neck still looks weird when you see him straight on#every time im looking at figures of him i specifically skip that figure bc it looks odd#cyberpunk 2077#cyberpunk#johnny silverhand#text post#rambling#idk if the anatomy is actually wrong but idk#it doesnt look right to me#like i said#his neck ends up looking kind of weirdly short to me bc its so thick
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decided to just post them as is with my ramblings just edited out.
except the third one, I drew over it because the face was roughhh.
#the folds are so nonsensical on johnnys jacket lmaoo#oh well#the pose is nice though#yay for references#im thinking about changing val's nose to how it actually looks ingame but idk#i like it rn but also his nose in-game is cute#i just realized johnnys cyber arm isnt there oop#pretend its flipped 馃ゲ馃ゲ#their smoke was suppose to be matching hearts but i forgor and cropped johnnys out on accident#cyberpunk 2077#cyberpunk#cbp2077#johnny silverhand#silverv#cyberpunk 2077 v#cyberpunk v#fanart#cyberpunk 2077 fanart#cyberpunk fanart#johnny silverhand x male v#male v#my v#guys you should totally follow my twt too#i ramble about dumb shit
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drawing on my phone is actually suffering, because why did this take almost a week for me to draw,,,,
#its a skill issue lowkey#but this shit is hard 馃挃馃挃#also i tried to adjust val's color palette but idkkk#i hate trying to change hues on ibis#the color looks incorrect still#give me grace while i try to figure out certain parts of his palette#cyberpunk 2077#cyberpunk#cbp2077#johnny silverhand#silverv#cyberpunk 2077 v#cyberpunk v#johnny x v#fanart#johnny silverhand fanart#male v#shitpost
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its so irritating not having my laptop because now I need to find refs of my color palettes for v and Johnny. 馃槶馃槶馃槶
#at least this might give me an excuse to slightly adjust my color palette for v#i think i only wanted to change one or two things anyways#i have my v ref sheet#on here#idk if tumblr wrecks the quality tho#but aughhhh#none of johnny#i thought i had a screenshot of a wip of him without shading 馃ゲ馃ゲ馃ゲ馃ゲ#but no :((
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Johnny Silverhand x Handsome Jack crack ship when.
#what if#what if i just like....m#just for the funnies#mix my two favorite shitty people who are stuck in people's heads together#is this too brain rotted? 馃槥馃槥馃槥馃槥馃槥#cyberpunk 2077#johnny silverhand#handsome jack#tftbl
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big fan of a character seeking comfort in the arms of the thing that鈥檚 going to kill them. and i am psycologicalily normal too.
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You have two souls within you - one wants to fight, the other is afraid.
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