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IG : @emperorofmischief

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If your tummy itches when you wear jeans, you have a nickel allergy and should paint the back of the buttion with nail polish. Okay I am going into the woods forever now. I love you.

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i love you indigenous languages i love you endangered languages i love you revived languages i love you

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you can always tell how little people actually care about art based on how much they hate modern/contemporary art

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um, so sorry, ignore me if I’m interrupting your chain but I uh I’m into gluttony 👍✌️personally and um greed too haha

but those are pretty big you might want to start with like jaywalking or not using headphones in public

does anyone hve any sin recommendations i just fell from the garden of eden five seconds ago

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Greetings bugs and worms!

This comic is a little different than what I usually do but I worked real hard on it—Maybe I'll make more infographic stuff in the future this ended up being fun. Hope you learned something new :)

If you are still curious and want to learn more about OCD, you can visit the International OCD Foundation's website. I also recommend this amazing TED ED video "Starving The Monster", which was my first introduction to the disorder and this video by John Green about his own experience with OCD.

The IOCDF's website can also help you find support groups, therapy, and has lots of online guides and resources as well if you or a loved one is struggling with the disorder. It is very comprehensive!

Reblog to teach your followers about OCD

(But also not reblogging doesn't make you evil, silly goose)

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i must not stir the pot. stirring the pot is the notifications-killer. participation in the discourse is the little-death that brings total activity obliteration. i will face the bad opinions on the internet. i will permit them to pass over me and through me. and when they have gone past, i will turn the block button onto their source. where the discourse has come from there will be nothing. only i will remain.

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answered a scam call today and had the most bizarre conversation

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More stories from hell (retail) today I was ringing up this lady and she goes oh I want to do part of this on a gift card and the rest on normal card and I go ok and then she hands me a folded piece of paper. I think oh OK it must be folded around the gift card, right? Wrong. It is a folded sheet of 8×11 printer paper with "$40" written on the inside in ballpoint pen. I go what is this. She says a gift card. I say this is not a gift card. She says yes it is. I say this is a piece of paper with "$40" written on it. She says "well it's a gift card." I say it absolutely is not. I am grinding my teeth. She says well I want to use it. I say you physically cannot do that bc it is a piece of paper. I cannot scan or swipe it. I apologize, as if this is my fault, and not because she is completely insane. I hate it here

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So people just cross the road here? Like they don't wait for the light every time? When I was a kid everyone told me that if I jaywalked I would get run over. I was walking around yesterday and a bunch of people just jaywalked right in front of cop. The cop was doing something else but wtf! If you are from Boston could you please explain this to me.

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EEEEEEEEEEEE tá mé tógatha!!!!!!

De réir dealraimh, foilseofar aistriúchán oifigiúil ar Heartstopper go luath. Agus ní mise a bheidh á aistriú. Beidh sé an-spéisiúil an leagan sin agus mo leagansa a chur i gcomparáid, nach mbeidh?

Táim ag tnúth go mór leis!

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Thrilled to see someone carrying on the tradition of protest folk music. Keep fighting the good fight!