~ Maddie ~StrayaWARNING: Eurovision ahead, tread lightly.
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Okay guys it’s officially the apocolypse
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Congrats to Montaigne on winning Eurovision Australia Decides, here she is pictured perching on a log

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show us some skin so we may sin
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vote for me you will
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Okay but what I really want to know is if Klemens ever got Theresa May’s number??
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the ghost of Soldi will haunt my dreams
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Hey @europe can our friend New Zealand come along to Eurovision next year? We promise there’ll be no block voting
#we need some allies#esc#esc 2019#europe#new zealand#australia#straya#eurovision#eurovision 2019#eurovision song contest#block voting#shitpost
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I didn’t want it to reach this point, but if you don’t vote for Australia next year we’re gonna invite America and let them ruin everything
#its not a threat its a promise sweaty#they might bring madonna again#esc#esc 2019#eurovision#eurovision 2019#eurovision song contest#australia#straya#america#europe
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Europe is that friend who tells everyone they’re edgy and different but then listens exclusively to Shawn Mendes and Meghan Trainor and wears uggs in public
#esc#esc 2019#eurovision#eurovision 2019#eurovision song contest#europe#shitpost#lol#shawn mendes#meghan trainor
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his piano wasn’t even on fire
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I’m not mad, I’m just disappointed
AUSTRALIA HAD A LADY SINGING POPERA WHILE SWINGING AROUND ON A POLE WHAT MORE COULD YOU POSSIBLY WANT
#yall did us dirty#you’ll be hearing from my lawyers#esc#esc 2019#eurovision#eurovision 2019#eurovision song contest#australia#straya
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Hey @europe our government is fucked just let us win Eurovision so we have a reason to live
#esc#esc 2019#eurovision#eurovision 2019#eurovision song contest#auspol#australia#straya#politics#lol#shitpost#government
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I really think Spain should win they have a great song and other things

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big mood: singing along to Zero Gravity but replacing the lyrics with zero dignity
#esc#esc 2019#eurovision#eurovision 2019#eurovision song contest#australia#kate miller-heidke#straya#shitpost
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Nobody:
Me: dad I ’m now a member of an anti-capitalist doomsaday art collective it’s just the way I choose to live my life it’s about subverting stereotypes you wouldn’t understand this is who I am now I wear a mask now I’m dismantling the system
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Chanting don’t drop the mic don’t drop the mic don’t drop the mic don’t drop the mic
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did I do this right?
#there may actually be context there#oops#maddie makes memes#esc#esc 2019#meme#no context#spoilers#eurovision#eurovision 2019#eurovision song contest#2019#shitpost#lol#i've lost my mind#australia#straya#ukraine#darude#austria#arthur#hatari#the netherlands#kate miller-heidke#soldi#mahmood#the arcana#the Czech republic#1k
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