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maybe i should use this account

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jungkook: which pride flag is that?

namjoon: ...

namjoon: that’s germany.

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Instructor: Welcome to salsa class! Are you all ready to learn how to dance?

Jin, holding several packets of doritos in his arms: ...

Jin: i think there’s been a misunderstanding

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interviewer: what are you’re future goals?

namjoon: actually it’s “your”.

interviewer:

namjoon:

interviewer: this is a physical conversa-

namjoon: —don’t beat yourself up, it’s a common mistake

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jin: what’s the plural of tank?

suga: ...

suga: tanks.

jin: you’re welcome

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jungkook: [skipping stones on a lake while eating a sandwich]

jungkook: [throws sandwich into the lake]

jungkook: [bites rock]

jungkook:

jungkook: that’s not my

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Babey Bangtan [Pt. 1]

Jungkook, holding a toy lightsaber: I do not fear the dark side.

Seokjin, also holding a toy lightsaber: WELL, YOU SHOULD

[THWACK]

[distant sounds of Jungkook screaming]

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jungkook: can someone pass me the salt?

everyone: *looks at yoongi*

yoongi:

yoongi: touch me and you’ll lose your fucking fingers.

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namjoon: *aggressively sniffs a new book*

namjoon: MMMMMMM.

namjoon: COCAÍNA.

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Truth or Dare [Pt 1.]

Taehyung: Let’s play truth or dare. I’ll go first-

Taehyung: Yoongi-hyung, truth or dare?

Yoongi: truth.

Taehyung: When was the last time you got more than 3 hours of consecutive sleep?

Yoongi: ...dare.

Jimin: Go to sleep.

Yoongi: i dont like this game

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this is the official account :)))

if you’ve followed @fake-bnha for a while you will definitely see recurring quotes with alternate characters

please let me know in my inbox if this bothers you