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Today's proverb: Behind every disaster, there's a thousand small mistakes. Like, why did you use the non permanent marker for your horsie drawing? Now the ink will smudge when you drip it in soup for making your special potion...

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Welcome to Night Vale.

Safety Precautions for Easter Egg Hunts:

Do not respond to the eggs that whisper. They will only tell you lies.

If you see an egg shaking on its own. Grab that one. There's something special inside.

If you get the eerie sense that Something is following you DO NOT turn around. Stare resolutely forward and return to the nearest crowded area immediately.

If you pick up an egg and it changes colors in your hand, throw it back. That one's not for you, and it will Know if you take it.

If you see an egg in your basket that's hatching. Run. It may already be Too Late.

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Proverb: what you can do today, do not leave for tomorrow. Wait. Why didn't you do it yesterday?

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Today's proverb: what you can do today, do not leave for tomorrow. Wait. Why didn't you do it yesterday?

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Bad reporter bad!!! Now the dog has NO IDEA what is ge doing. Did you give the cat a cheeseburger?

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Hi! There's no need to post the reply to this but do you know if there's a similar blog for fake Night Vale proverbs? Or, can I submit proverbs here as well? Thank you!

Unfortunately I am not aware of a blog for that but I am more than happy to accept proverbs as well as intros.

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Freeze! ✧ ─=≡Σ((( つ•̀ω•́)つ You’re under arrest for being so lovely. Copy this message to 10 other blogs (or not!) that you think are beautiful and deserve it. Keep the game going and make others feel beautiful!

thank you, but this is a gimmick blog

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Remember: Eclipse are just as, if not more dangerous than normal cliparettes. Welcome to Night Vale.

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you dug this grave, now lie in it. Make sure to put the body back afterwards though. Welcome to Night Vale.

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I've recently been put in a play. I was told it will have an incredible cliffhanger. And the best part is that I'll be playing the lead role, Cliff! Welcome to Night Vale.

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We are now accepting souls of the innocent as adequate payment. If you have any questions, feel free to ask them at the desk. If you dare... Welcome to Night Vale.

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Have you seen the posters for the new band? I'm super excited to see their concert! Though I'm not sure why they'd call their band "Wanted." And why is the ticket price so high? Welcome to Night Vale.

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Have you ever wanted to meed God? Well don't bother, they're not as glamorous as they sound. Welcome to Night Vale.

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Good news, I think I'm getting a raise. Either that or I'm getting fired. Or eaten. Or worse, fired AND eaten. Welcome to Night Vale.

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Welcome to Sight Fail. Oh, sorry, I'm currently blind. Yeah it's just one of those days. Welcome to Night Vale.

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You opened this can of worms, now lie in it. What do you mean you won't fit? Not if you're a coward, now get in there! Welcome to Night Vale.

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What doesn't kill you shouldn't be allowed a second chance. Welcome to Night Vale.