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Who let the dogs out?

Who? It doesn’t matter because there is no dog park and there aren’t even dogs here

Welcome to night vale

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Who let the dogs out? Who? It doesn’t matter because there is no dog park and there aren’t even dogs here. Welcome to Night Vale.

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Want to sleep better at night? Don’t we all, suffer like the rest of us

Welcome to night vale

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Want to sleep better at night? Don’t we all, suffer like the rest of us. Welcome to Night Vale

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Im sorry to report there were 12 lives lost in the incident of people dance, dance dancing till they’re dead. Heads did roll last night

Welcome to night vale

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I'm sorry to report there were 12 lives lost in the incident of people dance, dance dancing till they’re dead. Heads did roll last night. Welcome to Night Vale.

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There is a frog staring into your window. it’s hungry, very hungry. It sees your sins and it will feast.

Welcome to night vale, the frogs will find you

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There is a frog staring into your window. it’s hungry, very hungry. It sees your sins and it will feast. The frogs will find you. Welcome to Night Vale.

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Come here kitty kitty, a women says to a multi eye toothgobbler that will consume the whole town

Welcome to night vale

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Come here kitty kitty, a women says to a multi eye toothgobbler that will consume the whole town. Welcome to Night Vale.

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I stared into the abyss. And the abyss got weirded out. The abyss has given me a restraining order. Welcome to Night Vale.

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Do you know what a chair is? Are you sure? Have you ever really truly experienced a chair? How do you know that you haven't just been hallucinating ever chair you've ever seen, squatting in the place where you thought they were? Where are you? Your home? Your car? Or a mental institution buried miles beneath the surface because you have been having vivid hallucinations of chairs (which do not exist) your whole life, and your whole lived experience is one elaborate hallucination? Head down to Charlie's Chair Emporium at the downtown strip mall to check! If you find a variety of beautifully crafted chairs for affordable prices, your reality is secure. If you find an empty warehouse that makes the hairs on your neck stand up and your internal voice scream that you need to run....it might be time to reconsider a few things.

Welcome to Night Vale.

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Do you know what a chair is? Are you sure? Have you ever really truly experienced a chair? How do you know that you haven't just been hallucinating ever chair you've ever seen, squatting in the place where you thought they were? Where are you? Your home? Your car? Or a mental institution buried miles beneath the surface because you have been having vivid hallucinations of chairs (which do not exist) your whole life, and your whole lived experience is one elaborate hallucination? Head down to Charlie's Chair Emporium at the downtown strip mall to check! If you find a variety of beautifully crafted chairs for affordable prices, your reality is secure. If you find an empty warehouse that makes the hairs on your neck stand up and your internal voice scream that you need to run....it might be time to reconsider a few things. Welcome to Night Vale.

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Jolene, Jolene, Jolene, Jolene. I'm begging of you, please don't suck the world into an infinite darkness beyond our comprehension.

Welcome to Nightvale.

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Jolene, Jolene, Jolene, Jolene. I'm begging of you, please don't suck the world into an infinite darkness beyond our comprehension. Welcome to Night Vale.

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If I had a nickel for every time someone went into the dog park, there would be no nickels. There would be no dogs. In fact, the nickel industry has indeed vanished, along with the dog industry. Welcome to Night Vale.

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If I had a nickel for every time someone went into the dog park, there would be no nickels. There would be no dogs. In fact, the nickel industry has indeed vanished, along with the dog industry. Welcome to Night Vale.

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