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Regatta Get Over You

this is a movie about Regatta Day (Newfoundland). a Newfie couple that broke up a year ago keeps running into each other on Regatta Day. while Charlie and Sam both insist to their respective friend groups that they are over their ex, it turns out they are not. stuck in the middle of Quidi Vidi Lake after a boat race gone awry, they finally acknowledge their feelings. guess what, they both still love each other the end. open casting, any genders

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Tiffany’s Epiphany

this is a movie about Orthodox/Coptic Christmas and Epiphany. after an underwhelming family Christmas, Tiffany has an epiphany on Epiphany Sunday at her Catholic Church: she doesn’t love her life! She breaks up with her long-time boyfriend and immediately leaves the church, unknowingly embarking on a quest for true love. Then she sees the most beautiful woman ever outside her church and follows her (she happens to be on her way to service at HER church, but she’s Coptic so it’s a Christmas service). the woman confronts Tiffany about being followed but then is like, “you need some people” and invites her to spend Christmas with her. Tiffany gets a second chance at Christmas! they end up hanging out everyday until Tiffany comes along to Coptic church again on Coptic Epiphany, and there she has another epiphany: she’s in love with this woman. guess what, they both love each other and they live happily ever after the end

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Beauty & the Beech

this is a movie for Arbor Day. it’s about a handsome man named Joshua Tree who gets cursed and turns into a beech tree and is stuck in an undisclosed National Park in middle America and then a couple gets lost in the park while camping and Joshua Tree the treeman takes care of them by being the best tree for them to camp under and he provides them with nuts and shade and falls in love with both of them but then a bad storm comes and Joshua Tree gets struck by lightning but the couple weep at his burnt roots and their tears revive him and he becomes a human again and they all fall in love, the end. it’s a polyamory love story.

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Tangled Limbs

this is a movie for Arbor Day. it’s about two hot bisexuals who have a chance encounter at the lake, they go swimming together and it’s great. But they had to take off their prosthetic legs before swimming and accidentally put on the wrong leg and don’t notice right away. They figure it out on their respective flights back to their East/West coast homes (they met at an undisclosed National Park in Middle America). the bulk of the movie is both of them trying to figure out how to get in touch with the other but also inexplicably getting flashes of the other’s feelings because they are now Tangled through their Limbs. in the end they meet up and exchange legs and are in love.