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“Thou shalt get sidetracked by bullshit every goddamn time.” so true, babe, so fucking true.

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Cooper Howard -> in Fallout: Episode 3, The Head

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Maccready: Can I ask a dumb question?

Hancock: Better than anyone I know.

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The brotherhood of steel respecting pronouns was not on my fallout bingo card

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If I had a nickel for every time Walt Goggins played a morally grey mutant with no nose…

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Curie: We have no idea how many stars there are!

Deacon: I think there are 7.

Piper: There are more than 7.

Deacon: Curie just said we have no idea how many stars there are.

Curie: Well… I…

Piper: We know there are more than 7.

Deacon: Are you calling Curie a liar? Because now I’m even more convinced it’s 7.

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Danse: Congratulations, you three have won gold, silver, and bronze in the morons’ Olympics.

Maccready:

Sole Survivor:

Deacon: Who won gold?

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Another slightly unhinged Danse headcanon- I have this sneaking suspicion that if he gets frustrated enough with sole during a mission and they are wearing power armour as well, he’ll simply turn down the energy on his laser rifle and shoot them. He’ll claim “friendly fire!” All he wants but it’s kind of suspicious it only happens whenever he’s angry with sole…and it’s always in heavily armoured spot and away from anything vital…AND that Danse is usually a remarkably good shooter.

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Deacon: I’m gonna be honest, I feel like you don’t like me.

Hancock: I’ve told you multiple times that I don’t.

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Maccready: No, I'm serious, dude, nothing scares me more than a swarm of bears.

Piper Wright: Swarm of bears?

Maccready: Yeah

Piper Wright: Herd of bears

Maccready: Of course I’ve heard of bears, Piper.

Piper Wright: Oh my god

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[exploring Vault 95]

Piper Wright: Shit does anyone have a flashlight?

Deacon: Sole is the only light I need

Piper Wright:

Piper Wright: Cait is going to die, Deacon

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Hancock [staring at Sole]: They could fix me.

Nick Valentine: Isn’t it supposed to be the other way around?

Hancock: No. They’re perfect. I, on the other hand am a mess and they could fix me

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Hancock: I'm moderate and peaceful, truth be told.

Piper: Yesterday you threw a table at Deacon.

Hancock: Yes, which was a moderate and peaceful comprimise because I was initially planning to launch a table at that asshole.

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-playing fuck marry kill-

Sole Survivor: Preston, Hancock, and Danse? Easy. Fuck Hancock, marry Danse, kill Preston

Piper: YOU’D KILL PRESTON??

Cait: YOU’D FUCK HANCOCK??

Hancock: YOU’D MARRY DANSE???

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Porter Gage: Go to hell.

Sole Survivor: I wish I could.

Porter Gage:

Porter Gage: Wait… shit. Are you, like, okay?

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Sole Survivor: Oh how unfortunate. I'm injured! Nick Valentine, you'll have to treat my wounds :(

Codsworth: Don't worry, Sole! I can treat you. I am programmed with efficient medical understanding.

Sole Survivor:

Sole Survivor: NICK VALENTINE, you'll have to treat my wounds!!