My mom took me to a wolf rehabilitation center today for my birthday & im losing it !! There was red wolves, arctic foxes, maned wolves- AND I GOT TWO STUFFED ANIMALS!!
List of things that have happened in my life, in no particular order:
> my dad worked on the ultra-right beer product. (Because I transitioned and it made him mad)
> I brushed my teeth with a bottle of Powerade in a Walmart parking lot.
> I have a sushi roll named after my family
> I happened upon a video criticizing a YouTuber and I was briefly in it.
> my entire family is banned from one country for acts of terrorism.
> my sister possibly owes money to a Turkish debt collector and they implied they knew where she lived.
> I had a pen pal when I was 7 that died.
> when I was homeless, I peed in a pringles can.
> I bumped heads with a horse when I was 8 years old. Ended up with a massive goose egg. I went to the store with my mom after and the cashier said “wow who did you bump heads with?” I apparently responded in a flat tone with “a horse.”
> I have ridden a sheep, and a goat.
> I did shrooms and then went to a lawyers office high as balls. They had a box full of sweet potatoes in there. No idea why.