#queer humor

[junewild]

what do you say to a trans person who’s sharing after-surgery pics?

[starnosedmoles]

Occasional Trouble Passing…

“What do you mean I can’t go in there? You can just suck my sock, buddy!”

found in “FTM Newsletter”, 1990s

[fella-lovin-fella]

[azuremist]

“But it’s intimidating!! Because you have all of these old people in the government who are like, ‘If you try and take the rock out of your shoe, you’re a PEDOPHILE!!’”

Sunny Laprade's “Queer Enough”

[froof-of-the-loof]

Hey! If you're mad because "the doctor is gay now" I have news.

This is the news:

I rest my case

[lgbtqtext]

[brokenfoxproductions]

Anyone: so, are you like... A man or a woman?

Me: *rolls D20*

1: my pronouns are he or they, usually

2: neither

3: it's complicated

4: I'm a man

5: I'm non-binary

6: I'm queer

7: I'm demi-masculine

8: I'm a trans guy

9: *shrugs*

10: I'm like a guy, but to the left

11: your guess is as good as mine

12: not a girl, not a woman, and not even a Janet anymore

13: *laughs awkwardly*

14: *completely changes subject*

15: .... What?

16: I'm just trying to get by, fam

17: I'm an experience ✨

18: if boys are blue and girls are pink, I'm green.

19: chaos

20: I am vengeance. I am the night. I am BATMAN.

[ashenpumpkin]

[new-twitter-memes]

Me: *Switches on bi lighting & hangs up pride flag*

Me: *Impatiently taps foot while looking at watch *

Where my fellow queers at??

[genderqueerdykes]

transition goal: bigfoot

[starnosedmoles]

a couple silly gay shirts from the 90s-00s

[dice-wizard]

I'm writing an epic fantasy novel I fully intend to publish. I've been developing the setting in a way that's inviting to OCs and roleplaying. I want people to inhabit this world, to feel welcome and seen. As I've spent the past decade working in the ttrpg industry, I think I have a strong handle on this. I want people to make homebrew and get creative with it.

That being said if I see thoughtless D&D comparisons I'll destroy you in ways hitherto unseen.

"Uriel is a Barbarian who-" No. Absolutely not. I'll tell your mother what you post.

"Aanya is a Ranger or a Gunslinger from-" No. Incorrect. I'll let my cat pee in a hidden place in your house.

[my-castles-crumbling]

Peak queer humor is answering questions that require you to pick from two options with “yes” or “no” because fuck the binary.

[thefrogginbullfish]

"Green"

PS the lucky beanie was a loan from aro and they do expect it back at some point.

[thermodynamic-comedian]

"being gender non-conforming is just experimenting" wrong. i saw the future and in the post-apocalyptic world i will be a glorious butch with an awesome beard and my bones will mutate and break my skin at my wrists, ankles, pelvis, and ribs, and the people will know me as Sharp Bones Acid The Gunslinger and i will be a notorious devil hunter. and i will have a femboy and a sentient robot as my companions

[milomilesmib]

If sexuality was a choice there would be way more lesbians in the world because men kinda suck