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I swear these crows are singlehandedly pushing me towards actually getting some practice in for nsfw art!

Full version here 🔞

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Lucanis reads thirst tweets

Lucanis: Hello, I'm Lucanis Dellamorte and I'm here with LADBible to read Thirst Tweets

*intro plays*

Lucanis: All right, here we go... first one, uhm... it just says "Lucanis choke me daddy"

Lucanis:

Lucanis: well... choking is a very slow way of killing someone, if I didn't have my knives I'd much prefer to snap someone's neck. But... in a pinch, if you are out of options, then maybe you could use choking, yeah. Ok, next one...

Lucanis: "Lucanis can stab me in the back as many times as he wants, if you know what I mean"

Lucanis: I... suspect there is a bit of wordplay going on here. You should never need to stab someone in the back multiple times, one or two strikes is all you need. Either one lethal strike to the heart or neck or one incapacitating strike with a follow up to confirm the kill, any more than that is wasting your time. Next

Lucanis: "Hi Lucanis, quick question about your line of work in the crows...." oh, this surely I would be able to answer, no problem "...how much for a contract to murder this p[BLEEP]y. Asking for a friend"

Lucanis: *hides face in palm* Mierda...

Lucanis: Ok so first off, I don't think you're asking for a friend, by the looks of it. Also, that is not the kind of business we run. It definitely could happen that a crow would use sex as a means of social infiltration under a cover to get closer to a target, but you'd have to ask Illario about that, it's not in my preferred method. But thank you for thinking of us, we are always happy to receive new contracts. Next one

Lucanis: "Lucanis could serve me boiled coffee every single day and I'd thank him on my knees for it"

Lucanis: ...on their knees? That's... this is messed up. You don't boil your coffee, you have water that is boiling hot when you filter it, but you don't boil the coffee itself, it will turn sour. You're wasting good coffee, come on. Mierda.. these people.. ok, what do we have more

Lucanis: "Neve and Lucanis are couple GOALS, they are perfect and iconic... " aww, I agree. Neve is a beautiful woman, I am a lucky man to have her "...and I also think they should spitroast me, I mean spitroast me, no not spitroast I mean spitroast, no not..." and it goes on like this... for quite a while

Lucanis: for someone not trying to say spitroast you sure are saying spitroast a lot. uhm... I'm not sure about the logistics of that, I suppose if Neve had the equipment... I'd have to run it by Neve, it's not my decision alone. But thank you for the compliment, she is my light and blessing. Ok, next

Lucanis: ...it just says "Lucanis and Illario Dellamorte step on me challenge"

Lucanis: I don't... I don't understand the challenge. Illario and I do play around sometimes but... it seems like this wouldn't be much of a challenge. Also... Illario and I are cousins, just... I think maybe you forgot about that

Muffled voice off screen: Oh they definitely know

Lucanis: they know??

Muffled voice off screen: that's part of it

Lucanis: what do you mean 'that's part of it'? What do you mean 'that's part of it'??

Lucanis: Ok they're just waving to me to continue, so... I guess we just... move on from this. It might be for the best. So...

Lucanis: "I think Spite often gets misrepresented, just because he looks scary he gets called a demon when he's just a spirit of determination..." it's true. I've talked to Emmrich about this and it's helped a lot in my relationship with Spite. you can see any man as a monster, and any spirit as a demon, but... in large part it's mostly about the circumstances that have have molded you "...and that's why I think after Lucanis is done blowing out my back Spite should take over so he can blow my back out twice"

Lucanis: are these... these can't be real, or like... where do you even find these people?

Muffled voice off screen: this is a common one

Lucanis: this is a common one?? You mean to tell me that multiple people independent of each other are tweeting about... me and Spite taking turns on them?

Muffled voice off screen: yeah I see it all the time

*multiple other voices off screen join in agreement*

Lucanis: ok, that's... I'm glad we can agree on something in these trying times, kind of wish it was something else, but... I guess you take what you can. That was the last one, so... I guess we are done here. Thank you for having me and this has been Thirst Tweets

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Viago Week Day 8: +Bonus Day!!

@viagoweek

the idea of Viago kissing booth was prompted in our server and I saw it as my duty to draw it out!

He sure had a busy week.

Funfact: 5000 antivan Andris are also known as "one bastard".....

no wonder this man loves puns, his whole life can be written through jokes.

This was my first time participating in a character week and I loved it! Sure I didn´t do something for every day but it really motivated me to draw more then usual! Also drew some nsfw stuff!!! definitely gonna practise that a bit more

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Viago Week Day 7: Talon or King

@viagoweek

(with how big the file is, you might need to click on it for it to properly load on tumblr )

-repaint of a painting of King George V-

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My little meow meow✨️

Got a new photo card holder and needed something fitting to go inside 👀 if you also want a viago photocard in your life, feel free to print it out for yourself 💕

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here is the collection of chibi Teias as promised

We dont talk about Bruno Illario

(This took a bit to make, so nice comments or funny tags are appreciated 🥹)

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We dont talk about Bruno Illario

(This took a bit to make, so nice comments or funny tags are appreciated 🥹)

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Viago Week Day 4: pegging

@viagoweek

Needles to say...viewer discretion is advised 👀

Full version here

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Viago Week Day 2: humiliation kink

@viagoweek

actual version here

hope you are ready for some cognitive behaviour therapy <3

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Its too late...the animatic is all planned out now. I'll see you in a few weeks, that is a threat!!!

Ok someone please stop me from making a 1:30 minute long animatic of basically "we dont talk about (bruno) illario" because damn would it be funny and i have the images already in my head, but damn would it be a lot of work 😩

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a quick very silly comic based on this by @sevenheaven7011

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I'm getting seriously desperate over here!!!

I fully leave the contents and plot (or lack thereof 👀) up to you! I only ask that you dont write Lucanis as overly experienced and confident but as the blushing demisexual virgin that he is 🙏🙇

Im also absolutely fine with Teia joining in and having some throuple action💕

Bonus points if spite is also actually in it and not just mentioned here and there, but i also get that its getting crowded in here xD

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Pspsps you want to write lucanis x viago fanfics right now for me to enjoy 👀

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Not sure if anyone else will care but i need more of these two so i will have to do the work myself!! Maybe if i inspire enough people we get more then the 25 fics on ao3 we currently have. I need more😩

Hopefully will get done with this one in the next few hours💕

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With 3 Veilguard cosplays under my belt, let me tell you:

If you have been thinking about cosplaying from this game? Do it!!!

I beg of you😩 i need to see at least one person cosplaying from this fandom in real life at some point. 🙇

So pspspsp come join me👀

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Had to update this after drawing them a few times now and getting a better feeling for their faces and hair

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The people have decided! (The poll isnt done yet but the winner was quite clear)

Lets just say they had some bet going and Viago did not win this one. Did Teia actually play fair? Unlikely. But its a win for all of us.

My work here is done 🫡 text free version below if you want it as a phone screen or something.

Oh also if anyone feels inspired by this to write a fanfic about them 👀👉🏼👈🏼 my life will be yours💜