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Hmmm..Is it time for me to make my return? 

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Requests Open <3

I only have a couple requests to do now so feel free to send some in :)

(make sure you’ve read the rules)

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Gakushuu’s body

Gakushuu’s figure...lets get INTO IT

like???? he’s so slender and pretty???

his waist is so tiny

it’s sickening 

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Can I have a request for S/o asking for flirting advice from Professor Bitch to use on s/o’s crush on Nagisa? I think this would be a really funny scenario. Thank you!

I struggled a bit with this aha, I hope it’s good enough

Advice from The B*tch | Nagisa Shiota x Reader (kind of)

“What is it this time, Y/N?” The curvy blonde sat in the teachers lounge on her tablet. 

“I need some..advice..” you muttered, kind of embarrassed about what you were about to ask. She sat up in her chair and turned her head to you with a serious expression on her face,

“Are you pregnant? Because listen i don’t kn-”

“NO PROFESSOR BITCH ITS ABOUT SOMETHING ELSE 

“Oh...well..spit it out then”, she said with a poker face; looking slightly less interested about what you had to say now.

“Um well you see...Ikindahaveacrushonnagisa and need some advice”, you said all in one breath with a bright blush on your face.

The teacher stood up from her chair and walked up to you slowly, she stared down at you for a few seconds. “I see...you need some tips on how to pick up a man?”

“...yes i guess-”

Her face lit up and she danced around in excitement, “I KNEW i was the favoured teacher in this building just look at how they all come to me for advice!”, she gushed to herself.

♡ She dedicates her whole lunch break to teaching you different methods to, in her words, ‘make a boy head over heels’

♡ A lot of her methods were very inappropriate for your age

♡ She taught you how to look attractive in different ways depending on the way you sit 

♡ She also taught you how to ‘communicate your love’ with your eyes

♡ Honestly you didn’t have the nerve to either question her OR try out the things she taught you

♡ Overall it was useless but an entertaining time anyways

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Your blog is so cute and I love your writing!💖

Thank you so much!! ʕ￫ᴥ￩ʔ

I worry a lot that my writing is bad so this is reassuring :’)

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Hi! Could I request headcanons with Maehara, Karma and Nagisa where they hear their s/o speak in their mother-tongue [which wasn’t Japanese or English] for the first time. Like, them talking on the phone or to their parents, or something similar? Thank you! [Also, I really enjoy your writing! Please keep up the good work!]

Sure! Thank you, Sorry it’s taking me a while to get these requests done :(

Maehara

♡ As someone that only speaks one language and can barely wrap his head around English, he’s amazed to say the least

♡ The second he heard you speak mandarin he was like “...pause”

♡ He’s so surprised because you never showed any signs of knowing another language before

♡ He didn’t even know you were from Singapore 

♡ Turns out you attended an international school in Singapore before moving to Japan

♡ “HOW DO YOU SPEAK THAT?”

♡ “SINCE WHEN?”

♡ He thinks you’re the coolest person in the world

♡ He thinks it’s really hot when you speak in a different language

♡ Bugs you until you teach him how to say some things

♡ Totally wants to go on holiday to Singapore with you and flex your language skills

Karma

♡ He probably already figured out that you’re not full Japanese but never brought it up

♡ So he probably wasn’t that surprised when you started speaking in another language to your mom 

♡ He WAS however always curious about what you were mixed with

♡ So he was satisfied when he finally knew that it Finnish

♡ He thinks it’s awesome that you speak another language

♡ Won’t leave you alone until you teach him every Finnish curse word

♡ Tries to figure out some teasing phrases on his own to use on you

♡ He actually finds it really attractive when you speak in your mother tongue

♡ “You speak Finnish? So our honeymoon will be in Finland! Awesome!”

Nagisa

♡ He knew you were a transfer student from Korea but he’d never heard you speak Korean

♡ He didn’t bother you about it because he didn’t want to annoy you

♡ When he first heard you speaking it to a friend from Korea he was whipped

♡ He thinks the language sounds really cute especially when you speak it

♡ He asks you to teach him how to say some basic phrases

♡ Wants to know how to write his name in Korean

♡ He thinks it’s amazing you can handle two languages since he can barely figure English out

♡ Basically your big language fanboy

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Requests Closed

Hi! Requests are closed for now ╥﹏╥

They’ll be back open soon once I’ve finished most of the current ones, sorry!

I’ll try write faster today (☍﹏⁰)｡

Thank you!

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So refreshing to see an assclass blog, thank for writing such good headcanons! Wanted to request karma, asano and maybe ren (if you write for him) for a performer (singer, dancer, actor, pick whatever you want) s/o. Keep up the great work! 💕💕💕

Thank you so much! (・∀・)

Karma, Asano & Ren w/ performer S/O 

Karma

♡ When he found out you were an actor he was so hyped

♡ He instantly demanded to know what you’ve featured in and once he found out best believe he bought every single DVD and series

♡ Would promote every upcoming thing you were gonna feature in to the whole class 

♡ Tries to visit you on set as much as possible, half to support you and half to make sure he has videos of your embarrassing outtakes  

♡ If he makes fun of your outtakes you spoil the whole movie/series you’re in so you can get back at him

♡ If you didn’t already know her he’d definitely introduce you to kayano so you can be ‘actor buddies’

Asano

♡ The above gif was his reaction when he found out you were an idol 

♡ You never mentioned it cause it never came up so the poor boy had to find out when a fancam of you popped up on his YouTube recommendations 

♡ Finally he figured out why you were hesitant to go out on public dates with him

♡ He didn’t view you as any different once he found out, you were still the same person but now he just knew you could sing and dance

♡ He’s always making sure you’re not overworking yourself 

♡ Doesn’t really watch your performances but will chill with you backstage 

♡ He’s a shooter for you online. If he sees a single hate comment he’ll doxx them and then threaten to take legal action

♡ You were the first person he asked to perform at the school festival, made sure you got the most performance time

Ren

(I couldn’t find any gifs TT)

♡ HE’S YOUR BIGGEST FANBOY

♡ He’s obsessed with your beautiful voice

♡ Constantly watches your performances and shows them to all his friends

♡ He sometimes wonders how he got so lucky to get such an awesome s/o 

♡ He uses your songs and performances as inspiration for his poems and sometimes you use his poems as inspiration for your songs

♡ You two are just each others muses tbh

♡ Asks you to sing for him when he’s stressed or can’t sleep

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Here’s a simple one how about just some basic dating and cuddling headcanons for Gakushuu!?

Okay!

Asano Gakushuu dating & cuddling headcanons

♡ When you’re at school you can barely tell he’s dating you

♡ It’s not because he doesn’t care, he’s just so busy all of the time and also doesn’t want to weaken his strong appearance to the student body

♡ He wont ignore you though, if you want to hold his hand he’ll do it but don’t expect him to actively initiate something with you

♡ Soft spot for you and you only

♡ You’re the only one who can get away with annoying him

♡ Your first date was probably at a mall or something, no amusements parks this boy is scared of roller coasters 

♡ Study dates are a must

♡ He’s like a free tutor that gives you cuddles

♡ Speaking of cuddles, he refuses to be the little spoon. You could hold a gun to his head and he’d still demand to be the big spoon. You like to joke that it’s his obsession with being above everyone. Which it probably is

♡ He’s so sleep deprived he usually falls asleep 3 minutes into cuddling, and yes he’ll hold a grudge against you if you don’t stroke his hair until he wakes up

♡ Sometimes you have to force him to stop studying

♡ Imagine a cat closing it’s owners laptop or knocking it off their desk, that’s you and him in a nutshell.

♡ He spoils you so much

♡ Overall, he’s a sleep deprived asshole but he’s YOUR sleep deprived asshole.

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Okay i promise i’ll start writing up requests today (╥_╥) my sleep schedule has been so messed up lately 

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Characters with no shinies:

- Karma

- Gakushuu

- Itona before tentacles cut off

please donate to #ShiniesforEveryone2k20 

I’ve figured out why I always thought Karma was missing something in his face.

So you know how in AssClass everyone has a shine in their eyes?

WELL WHERE TF IS KARMA’S SHINIES?!

It’s just colour no white circle shinies or anything.

Even Karasuma gets shinies.

#GiveKarmaShinies2k20

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Ohhh what about clingy gakushuu hcs??

It’d be my pleasure (`•ω•´๑)

Clingy Asano Headcanons 

♡ He’s not big on PDA so would rarely be clingy around campus

♡ He also doesn’t want his status being dented because people see how soft he is 

♡ He usually only gets clingy in public if he’s jealous, then he’d usually hold your hand everywhere and want you with him all day

♡ But once y’all are behind closed doors he’d be so clingy 

♡ He didn’t grow up with open affection so he takes as much of it as he can now, he wants to make up for everything he’s missed out on

♡ However, he is openly clingy in his own way. He’s busy as student council president but always spends a lot of time wondering what you’re doing

♡ It’s usually the small things that show how much he wants to be around you. A lot of the time he asks you to stay behind at school so you can be together while he works

♡ Walks you home every day just to spend more time with you

♡ If you leave him alone after school to work on his own, he’ll low-key hold a grudge against you. You’d probably never hear the end of it

♡ Random texts from him at 2AM saying he loves you and misses you

♡ “I miss you”

“You just dropped me off at home 15 minutes ago”

“I see that our love is one-sided.”

♡ This boy just wants some long overdue attention

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Feeling bored. 

Send in some requests i’m in the mood to write something ^^

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Hi again I hope you don’t mind me requesting again! But I saw where you said you love writing for the Asanos and I’m here for it! How about Gakushuu introducing Gakuho to his so for the first time? Headcanons or a scenario is fine!!

Hi! I don’t mind at all, I love writing!! Especially about my favourite characters :) 

This turned out in a weird mix between a scenario and mix of head canons sorry LOL

Asano introducing his S/O to the principal

♡ Honestly, i don’t see Gakushuu introducing his s/o by choice because he knows what his father is like and would probably use them for his methods like he did with the virtuosos   

♡ (If he did it’d probably happen after he resigned from the role of principal)

♡ Gakuho is a very smart man and also seems to have razor sharp parental instincts (shown in Korotan C) so i definitely see him finding out on his own through Gakushuu’s behaviour *cough* and the help of school cameras *cough*

♡ Gakushuu knew something was off when he entered his father’s office and saw the look on his face. He had that smug look. He’d found something.

♡ Honestly Gakuho wouldn’t be mad about it or bothered, Gakushuu was at the age where many began relationships and as long as it didn’t interfere with his school plans it didn’t concern him

♡ But of course he wants to meet you, half because of his doting-parent side and half because he wants to instil some fear

♡ Gakushuu wouldn’t show it to his father, but he was secretly nervous. You were one of the only people in his life that had shown him affection and love, he didn’t want that being taken away from him. 

♡ When the day came that you were introduced to the principal, you were very nervous. It was scary enough being introduced to your boyfriend’s parent(s) let alone the very scary and intimidating principal of the school you attend.

♡ Gakushuu would probably do his best to reassure you, but he didn’t really know what to expect. You were his first partner and he had no idea how the principal would react.

♡ When Gakuho met you, he was to your surprise quite relaxed. He didn’t threaten you or brainwash you like Gakushuu feared, he just asked that both yours and Gakushuu’s grades were kept in-tact. 

♡ You both celebrated the successful meeting with a date at a cat cafe. Perfect.

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I’m still holding a grudge against matsui for not putting the Asanos in the 365 days movie. 

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Hi may I request some dating relationships for Gakushuu and Karma with a so who’s chubby and a little insecure about her weight!!! Thank you!

I’m not sure if you’re asking for headcanons or scenarios but i tried my best! Congrats you’re my first ask

Karma

♡ Karma couldn’t care less about your weight, he thinks you’re beautiful just the way you are

♡ In fact your chubbiness and rolls are probably some of his favourite features of you

♡ He’d probably love to pinch your cheeks, but he’d never tease you about your weight especially if you showed insecurities about it

♡ Once he found out that you’re insecure he’d probably be a bit confused and have a hard time understanding you, why should you care what other people think?

♡ He’d definitely want to know WHY you feel like that 

♡ If it’s because of someone teasing you, best believe he’d find out who the hell it is and make them live to regret the day they were born.You’d never hear from them again.

♡ Honestly if people knew you were his s/o they probably wouldn’t tease you anyways tbh because of karma’s reputation

♡ If it’s just due to your own opinion on yourself, he’d probably just reassure you that you’re beautiful as you are. 

♡ If you really wanted to lose some weight he’d support you but he’d make sure you know you’re still beautiful whatever you decide

Asano

♡ He thinks you’re beautiful the way you are, he really couldn’t care less about your weight at all

♡ I mean he’s a perfectionist, why would he date you if he thought of you as any less than perfect to him?

♡ He’d probably bring your insecurity up before you even got the chance to, he’s a very observant person and would probably notice just by your body language   

♡ He’d be a bit nervous. He knows how easily someone’s insecurities can be turned against them if someone finds out, from experience with his father

♡ The first thing he’d do when he finds out is probably reassure you

♡ The next thing he’d do would try to figure out WHY you felt like you did.

♡ If someone was bullying you or making comments about your weight best believe he would not be having it. He’d be furious. He could make the whole campus turn on the person with a snap of his fingers, and best believe he would

♡ If it was your own thoughts making you insecure he would want to provide you with as much support as he could

♡ If you ever got insecure in public he’d remind you of how beautiful you are

♡ And even if he’s not big on PDA he’d still give you a cuddle or something just to make you feel better, and in Gakushuu language that means a lot 

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Request Rules ʕ￫ᴥ￩ʔ

❁ I can write about kissing, cuddles etc but NO NSFW!!

❁ I only write headcanons, matchups, and short scenarios (nothing too long)

❁ Please be as specific as possible in your requests, it may be only minor details for you but for writers its really important!!  >.<

❁ I’m not a robot so please be patient!! (I am also new to writing)

❁ 1-3 characters per request, if you request more than 3 i’ll pick at random.

❁ The easiest characters for me to write about are the Asanos, but i enjoy writing about everyone

❁ Send me questions if you have any! <3

I am currently only writing for Assassination Classroom, but may expand in the future.