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Geralt, every time he sees a tiny fat pony:

fluffiest fluffer that ever fluffed. let me love u

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Jaskier: Yes Geralt, I forgive you for leaving me on the mountain

Jaskier five minutes later:

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Forgive him. He thinks it's further, farther, and mother

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Why Lambert isn't allowed to play pool on Family Game Night

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Modern Day Jaskier when Geralt is trying to sleep after telling he's annoying

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Geralt trying to get his workout done, but he forgot he brought Jaskier along. (Eskel is done with both of them)

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Jaskier walking into town and every person whose partner he's slept with comes after him. *Panicking*: like a good neighbor, ALL the Witchers are there!

Witchers: *raining from the sky*

Jaskier after things calm down: hmmm....

Jaskier, lonely and horny that winter, alone in his room in Oxenfurt: Like a good neighbor, ALL the Witchers are there!

Room: suddenly full of naked Witchers

Unfortunately, Geralt has fallen prey to the strange condition known as Dragon Fever—a curious ailment that compels its sufferers to gather glittering or valuable treasures and guard them with an almost absurd possessiveness.

At the heart of Geralt’s hoard lies Jaskier himself. In his fevered logic, Geralt keeps trying to make Jaskier “shinier” by adorning him with more and more trinkets, much to Jaskier’s ongoing exasperation

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Geralt is the one running the campaign, while Jaskier is just there to cause chaos for the fun of it!

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Guess which one is Jaskier and which one is Geralt

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Dinner is at 7pm in the Great Hall. Bring a camera crew and they'll get all the footage they need.

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How could you? 😭😭😭

They say a witcher never dies in his bed surrounded by loved ones. And that's true in vesemirs case. He goes quietly one afternoon, napping in his arm chair. He has fallen asleep listening to his boys bicker about something ridiculous, as was their usual routine.

Lamberts the one to find him. He storms in grumbling about his idiot brothers. "Wake up old man. You're on supper duty remember?"

No response. Lambert nudges vesemirs boot with his foot. "Old man? Wake up."

There's no slow heart beat to match his own. Lambert crouches and stares, looking for any movement or hint that Vesemir is playing a prank.

"Vesemir?"

Lambert touches vesemirs face, now cold. His voice is small.

"...Dad?"

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Stop whining, at least you found the blinker fluid! i never found the muffler bearings he sent me to get!

Sent a 12 year old on a fake Hero’s Journey last week and holy shit he actually did it

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But did you die?

Sent a 12 year old on a fake Hero’s Journey last week and holy shit he actually did it

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Sent a 12 year old on a fake Hero’s Journey last week and holy shit he actually did it

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Can’t you see I want you by the way I push you away

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Why are you dressed like a sad silk trader?

me when I go out wearing an outfit I wouldn’t usually wear: oh my god everyone knows this is an outfit I wouldn’t usually wear I’m so embarrassed

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"died and came back wrong" nah, died and came back an entirely different guy. like actually, that's just some random other dude. where did you get him