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For @lao-pendragon ‘s LOVELY dtiys over at Instagram

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Shia LaBeouf but with cat ears

Nya LaBeouf

Further

He’s following you, about thirty feet back

He gets on his paws and breaks into a sprint,

He’s gaining on you

Nya LaBeouf

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Félix: *taps in rhythm*

Adrien: *taps in response*

Gabriel: Stop that.

Adrien: Stop what?

Gabriel: I know you two are talking about me in morse code.

Félix, with sarcasm: Yes, that's what we're doing. In our very limited free time, we took a class on a very outdated, very unnecessary form of communication just so we could talk about you in front of you.

*Later*

Félix, to Marinette: That's exactly what we did.

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Y’all know what I’m about to do? Upset myself

Let’s talk about dad Bruce and lil 8 year old Dick (and look I know Bruce didn’t actually adopt Dick until much much later but you can let me dream) (I’m also allowed to make adoption jokes because I’m adopted)

- let me make something clear right now. Bruce loves his kids. More than life itself. If you want to argue w me, post up. And catch these fucking hands

- when fucking goth emo bitch boy Bruce Wayne adopted a lil baby 8 year old Dick Grayson he was in WAY over his head

- the manor went from dead silence 90% of the time to “BRUCE LOOK WHAT I CAN DO” 100% if the time

Dick: you have to hold my hand when we cross the street

Bruce: that wasn’t in the adoption contract

- Alfred doing a bulk of the work Bruce was supposed to be doing lowkey

- Bruce definitely blew everything out of proportion when it came to Dick

- the thought of Dick blowing his nose in Bruce’s cape makes me laugh so fucking hard

- Bruce Wayne fussed over his child ok

- I’m a strong believer what Dick was literally Bruce’s ray of sunshine because i know that BABY had such a CUTE smile

- Bruce almost bought an elephant because Dick cried for one (Alfred said absolutely not)

- Strong images of Bruce brining Dick to work and him coloring on the floor of an important board meeting

- when Dick misbehaved and wouldn’t listen once Bruce threatened to dig out his receipt and return him. Dick cried and Alfred yelled at Bruce

- Dicks pictures are ALL OVER Bruce’s office

- Bruce is definitely so so so proud of Dick. He brags about him all the time. He’s a proud Dad™️

- I think Dick was a well behaved kiddo but also very loud and energetic. Like major ADHD vibes. Bruce is trying to do work in the Cave and Dick is bouncing off the walls

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Arthur: Why are there tiny ink pawprints all over my desk?

Merlin, to Aithusa: Why are there tiny pawprints on his desk?

Aithusa, too good for this world, too pure: Because I have tiny paws!

Merlin, a Tired Dad: Because she has tiny paws.

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Stranger: So how did you two end up together?

[Flashback]

Sokka, sprinting into the throne room: hey if we got married would I get diplomatic immunity?

Zuko: Sokka what did you do

Sokka: wedding first, questions later

Zuko, getting up: okay.

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Let’s talk more about Bruce and Dad™️ please and thank you

- he has pictures of Dick and Jason when they were babiiiieesssss (u know like 9 whatever) he keeps then hidden in his room so neither Dick nor Jason can steal them because they are definitely inciminating

- Jason started referring to him as “the fossil” and Bruce does NOT like that

- “If you don’t fix your behavior right now, you won’t get a single bite of Alfreds dessert for a week. Do you understand me young man?”

-Claims he doesn’t have favorites. Everyone knows it’s Cass

- He still sees Jason as a 15 year old 100% (let me live. Let it go)

Bruce: Jason have you been eating? Is that a burn? I knew Roy Harper was a bad influence he-

Jason: Bruce you’re EMBARRASSING me

- Whenever one of his kids does something questionable he makes that Dad face like ‘no that one is not mine’

Damian: maybe if the thugs hadn’t heard your old bones creaking from 20 miles away, we would have caught them

Bruce: eXcUsE mE?

- he always takes Tim to the science museum when there’s a new exhibit and in his head he’s like “my god, my son is a fucking NERD”

- “I do not want to see anymore pets in this house Damian” fast forwards to him sitting on the couch next to Trevor the turkey, pointing out aspects of a basketball game.

- he’s seen Dicks apartment. He was in shock because Dicks a fucking slob. “Damn bitch you live like this?”

-“I RAISED you Dick Grayson. Hand me the damn remote”

- once he made so many dad jokes at dinner and Duke eventually lost it and SLAMMED his fist down and cried, “ENOUGH, god PLEASE, E N O U G H.”

- lies awake at night thinking he should probably go to therapy instead of adopting more kids. Falls asleep smiling knowing that’s not going to happen

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Cool: Mermaids in human disguises exploring port towns Metal: Mermaids getting surface groceries from a Vietnamese floating market

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Zuria Dor Bridal Couture Collection

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the fact that we didn't get gwaine knowing about merlin's magic and when they're sneaking around the castle doing magic things them getting caught by arthur and when he asks what they're doing gwaine replies "we're having sex" is, quite frankly, a crime

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god, I love the dynamics between Merlin and all the other characters because he does such WEIRD shit and they all just DEAL WITH IT

it’s like. imagine you’re a prince and you’re used to getting everything you want and then suddenly your servant is this teen that regularly gets into fights with raccoons. this supposed alcoholic is just following you around and trying to fight everyone every second. every day you wake up to this kid like. attempting to put out a fire in your room and you just?? accept it??

or imagine you’re a knight and your one job is to protect the prince and this punk ass kid is just. throwing stuff at him. and the prince keeps threatening to stop him but he hasn’t?? and like this kid is scrawny but he’s about to throw a full table at your boss and instead of being responsible your knight friend Leon is just completely losing it. he’s not even breathing he’s in hysterics watching someone threaten the future king. he’s been laughing for a solid minute and you can’t even tell if he’s breathing. like??

Gwen probably went home every day and just immediately passed out because her bestie is some freak that drinks goblets of poison and refuses to explain himself. how do you even emotionally deal with that? with this weirdo placing himself into your life and like. stealing the princess’ clothes? absolute legends, all of them

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y’all what if Arthur putting his hand on the back of Merlin’s head in 5.13 was him trying to pull Merlin in for a kiss but he was too weak to do it before he died 

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The Merlin theme was totally meant to be a slow tragic love ballad and not the jaunty little tune played so quickly in the show intro.  I mean just listen…

sheet music

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“He’s dying…..A man he loves is dying, so he’s holding him.”

-Julian Murphy

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JUST THOUGHT OF SOMETHING I reblogged this post that said Merlin was a sorcerer cursed with immortality and I was like huh that’s right, but why?? in all the stories, people are cursed for doing bad things. All Merlin wanted was to keep Arthur alive, so what happened that led to a curse of such destructive consequences?? Bruh it’s bc he didn’t do what destiny wanted him to do. Fate was like ‘hey create the land of Albion and magic will have a place in Camelot again’ and all that stuff, but Merlin didn’t do that. he just wanted to keep Arthur safe. He wanted it so badly that he actually ignored the destiny he spent most of his life trying to interpret, and because he knew Arthur might not accept him for having magic, he put that part aside. Arguably the most important part of it. This destiny was brought about by the Old Religion that had been shoved unceremoniously out of the way, so they were like ‘huh let’s just get this kid to do it for us’ and then literally created someone out of magic to make sure that the Old Religion would be practiced again. But Merlin got sidetracked and was so terrified of not being accepted by Arthur that he ignored everything that wasn’t about saving Arthur’s life. He didn’t do what he was supposed to, the Old Religion didn’t come back, so Merlin was cursed with having to wait until Arthur returned. What could be a worse fate for someone who threw both destiny and his own life away for something mortal? Idk he’s called Emrys pretty early on, but I think it’s a punishment. Calling him Emrys is a warning of what will come if he doesn’t fulfil destiny. We’re always talking about what would happen if Merlin discovered earlier he was immortal, but what if he wasn’t? What if he was cursed after throwing aside the fate that had led him to Arthur, for Arthur?